Weirdest acronym?

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I've stumbled upon this: IDHTBIFOM :laugh4:

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I Don't Have the Book in Front of Me

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ridteenf2 is a dutch one

:wall: It's called LANGUAGE- use it!

TOCOTOX = Too Complicated TO eXplain (often used to not explain one's silly argument)

NTTAWWT = Not That There's Anything Wrong With That (acronym of a 'Seinfeld' line referring to gay relationships, and the PC response - lately used disparagingly to mock PC'ness).

IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer. (Often followed by "but..." and some crappy legal advice).

chat-speak on AOL (I have relatives who've been on AOL ten years now, and (silly guys) PROUD of it). They use these in email to me, and get perplexed when I ask them to translate.

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NOITAU: No offense intended toward AOL users..

Edit2 to add the classic too-long acronym: 'TANSTAAFL'. Free beer at my house to the one who can explain it, it's origin, and why it's "too long".

"Mf" for its sheer duplicity. I think there was a big situation about it...

LUST - Leaking Underground Storage Tank

WRATH - Warriors of Righteousness and Terrestrial Honor

Also interesting dod= Department of Defense (US) and Day of Defeat

haha.

COBRA- Cabinet Office Briefing Room A.

Makes our government sound much cooler than it actually is...

TLA - Three Letter Anacronym ~;)

ETLA = Extended Three Letter Acronym :laugh4:

SPAM - Stupid Posts Annoy Mods

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Originally Posted by Beirut

SPAM - Stupid Posts Annoy Mods

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whahaahaha :P :laugh4:

B.A.D. rulezzzzzz

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Beirut as Dad rulezzz

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no reason to look really :sweatdrop:

And here we have an example of SPAM that is going through the final stages of it's life: being criticized by people like me.

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Originally Posted by Mount Suribachi

TLA - Three Letter Anacronym ~;)

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Originally Posted by Papewaio

ETLA = Extended Three Letter Acronym :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Beirut

SPAM - Stupid Posts Annoy Mods

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I protest my innocent thread being made into axe fodder! :rtwno:
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Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre

I protest my innocent thread being made into axe fodder! :rtwno:
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Too late.

EU - european union :laugh4:

SCUBA
is a classic.

(self contained underwater breathing apparatus)

While I was stationed in Korea it was IHTFP. We had it put on out squadron hats. We got a new commander in and he asked what it meant. We told him, "I Have To Find Paradise". He later discovered it meant, "I Hate This ******* Place"!!! I along with my other fellow NCO's got LOC's for it. :laugh4:

(Only the stars por favor. - Beirut)

I made this one up...

ILTPSBIRF

I love to play soccer because it's really fun

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Let us not forget FUBAR, as brought to us by the men who went out of their way to rescue Mr James Ryan.

Also, all the other ridiculous army acronyms - there are many, of which BPFA might be one of the scariest - Basic Physical Fitness Assessment.

Fubar

Snafu

Pilgrim

Ttthyitttvwv

Fubu
Mobo

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Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

While I was stationed in Korea it was IHTFP. We had it put on out squadron hats. We got a new commander in and he asked what it meant. We told him, "I Have To Find Paradise". He later discovered it meant, "I Hate This ******* Place"!!! I along with my other fellow NCO's got LOC's for it. :laugh4:

(Only the stars por favor. - Beirut)

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LOCs? Clarify please.

MOW - massively over worked , which I just made up.

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Originally Posted by discovery1

LOCs? Clarify please.

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Letter of counseling. A write-up saying that you did something slightly naughty. The next step is something a little more severe, like an SRB entry(Service Record Book- It's your official military file).

And I was thinking LOC stood for Letter of Commendation. :laugh4: