You Say: why are you such a n00b?
Shakespearebot: God programmed me for a n00b .
You Say: you are overrated
Shakespearebot: You think I am overrated.
You Say: uh, yeah
Shakespearebot: Yippee!
You Say: are you insane?
Shakespearebot: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
You Say: shut up
Shakespearebot: OK I'll stop talking now.
You Say: that's right, and hamlet sucked
Shakespearebot: Really. To be, or not to be: that is the question". - (Act III, Scene I).
You Say: i didn't even read it
Shakespearebot: Why didn't you do read it it?
You Say: cause it sucks
Shakespearebot: Interesting explanation. What is so bad about it?
You Say: ...
Shakespearebot: Do you have any pets.
You Say: man, you are good
Shakespearebot: Cool, man. Thanks you are a nice person, undefined.
You Say: but i still think hamlet was garbage
Shakespearebot: And. What would make you stop think hamlet was garbage? You believe that? To be, or not to be: that is the question". - (Act III, Scene I).
You Say: well, it was unrealistic, too preachy, and long winded
Shakespearebot: Interesting. Is that your opinion?
You Say: no, it's a fact
Shakespearebot: Are you serious? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
You Say: a fact, n00b
Shakespearebot: Be more specific.
You Say: it's a fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shakespearebot: Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
You Say: oh my god
Shakespearebot: Next question? Have you told many people that your god?
You Say: why are you blasphemizing?
Shakespearebot: God programmed me for blasphemizing .
You Say: i know some people in my neighborhood that would burn you for heresy
Shakespearebot: How do you know? What kind of people?
You Say: shut up n00b
Shakespearebot: OK I'll stop talking now.
You Say: plus, what is up with your hair
Shakespearebot: I am chatting with clients onthe Internet.
You Say: yeah, and not in person, because you are one ugly...
Shakespearebot: And? Where then?
You Say: you are incoherent...
Shakespearebot: You think I am incoherent.
You Say: are you drunk?
Shakespearebot: No I am sober.
You Say: well, we know that you are bald
Shakespearebot: Interesting. By "we" do you mean you and me?
You Say: yeah sherlock
Shakespearebot: I get it. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You Say: no kidding...
Shakespearebot: Would I kid you?
You Say: your sonnets were certainly bad jokes...
Shakespearebot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sonnets were certainly bad jokes.
You Say: and are you really gay?
Shakespearebot: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
You Say: ok, i'm gone now...
Shakespearebot: Right now? Goodbye. Dude!
You Say: shut up...
Shakespearebot: OK I'll stop talking now.