remember all org rules still apply...
mine would be:
Bush Converts To Islam
"I just like them Burkas" - GW Bush, Washington Post April 2 2006
or
Charleton Heston and Bush Found Dead, Nude.
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remember all org rules still apply...
mine would be:
Bush Converts To Islam
"I just like them Burkas" - GW Bush, Washington Post April 2 2006
or
Charleton Heston and Bush Found Dead, Nude.
Solypsist Wins By a Landslide
-upon the untimely death of george bush and perfectly timely heart attack of Dick Cheyne Solypsist has ascended to president.
PLANET UNDER ATTACK alien scourge levels new york, aliens rebuffed by valient resistence led by the man known only as "master of the puppets" more details at 8.
Bush and cheny killed by decapitation.
Isle of Man Recgonised as Independant Kingdom
Argentina finally recognises British Supremecy in the Falklands :D
Mass media is biased!
New survey shows that all newspapers exaggerate, and often take sides
Jesus body found
Sensational discovery in Nepal by a British archaeological team
Iran and USA forming coalition against terrorism
Third world war started after heated backroom discussion
OSAMA BIN LADEN GETS AN ANAL PROBE
'finally'
Forum Mod Earns A Fortune on eBay
Totawar.org moderator nicknamed solypsist, sold his privileges over the community to an unidentified seller for over $1.500.000 on eBay. Quickly after the purchase and the handing of the privileges, the number of posts as if Bush is trying to be a poet increased enormously, while the most visited part of the forum was instantly affiliated with adult content contributors.
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"I have loads of them. All with slanted eyes.." said solypsist to our reporter.
Aliens Invade USA, Texas stands
Getting thoroughly impressed by how American forces used to save Earthlings from alien invasion in a couple of movies, Saturnians have at last decided to land in USA and see what happens.
Since George W. Bush took revenge from Dick Cheney with a shotgun, who had shot one of his friends on hunting, USA got caught quite unprepared to the invasion.
All states being claimed as extraterrestrial territory by aliens in a couple of hours, only Texas was able to make a stand. Some heroic guy with alias strike for the south, saved his countrymen from invasion. "They can't stand shovels. Hit 'em in the head with a shovel. They are done. And that proves why I'm GMoAtT" said the hero to our alien-infested mics. Eeeeek !!
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SFTS talking about shovel trick on aliens and a looking-like-a-dead-sheep villager in the tiny picture infested by aliens.
End of the World!!! DevDave Made Moderator for Back Room!!!
Someone give Soly and Ser Clegane some oxygen!!!:laugh4:
AMERICA ADMITS DEFEAT IN IRAQ!story on pg 7, 8 +9
and in other news: Pigs have flown
All Taxes Lowered 15%, All Tax Credits Eliminated
or
Welfare Recipients Required to Take Drug Tests
And LeftEye, the correct term for being from Saturn is not Saturnians, Its Saturnese:laugh4:
Israel conquers middle east
HOORAYQuote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
"muhammed claims place in 9/11" (jk)
Hilton, Simpson, Lohan, Yesdachi sex tape uncovered!
Recent Mega Millions winner, Yesdachi, was the center of attention, reports Jeri Ryan of Star Trek fame, who recorded the action for her personal use.
:2thumbsup:
HELL FREEZES OVER
The .orgites/.orgahs/.orgasms/.orgies party wins the election in [insert country of your choice here]
All US Leftists Move to Europe
Related Stories: Economy Booms, Terrorists Surrender
Christine Gregoire Admits Fraud, Resigns
People of Washington Cheer
DC Politicians Kill Each Other in Blood Bath
People Rejoice
World Leftists go Back in Time, Try Appeasement with Ghengis Khan.
It doesn't work.
Crazed Rabbit
The world ended yesterday.
Balding Men Admit Comb-Over "Doesn't Really Work"
Bad Stuff Happens, Chuck Norris Blamed
"It's Them Roundhouse Kicks," Says Government Official
Superman sighted in Metropolis!
In shock move, clothes banned on attractive women between 18 and 25.
Dutch Government endorses Chuck Norris
"Now we can get our bikes back," commented one minister.
EU annexes Belorus
What Revolution?
Libertarian world government a fact
Where did the commies go?
"Solypsist" becomes president of said world government
His propaganda became legal that instant.
Bartix conquers America
1400 post.
Pigs fly
North Korea annexed South.
Daleks conquer North Korea, flying blue phone booth sighted over South Korea.
Scientology is false
Xenu turns out to be an "ok guy"
President Ahmadinejad opens strip club on Khorramshahr Avenue
Tehran, February 11, IRNA: “…I felt the need for change, you know, heh heh, trying out something new.” IRNA quotes the president as saying at the opening banquet, attended by all twelve Guardian Council members…
Kaiser of Arabia granted title of Holy Roman Emperor, Pope, and Eternal President of North Korea. World Ends.
Heh this is fun :laugh4:
European Union to formerly adopt Sharia Law
August 1, 2012, Brussels, Belgium (Reuters): “I love it, I am really happy to have accomplished this in my lifetime, I am so proud” says the barely coherent President of the Council of the European Union, speaking at the Brussels summit. Paramilitary commandos patrolled the capitol anticipating US financed terrorism as…
Halliburton to auction United States presidency on Ebay
Aljazeera.net September 9, 2008, 20:13 Makka Time
Expectations are high in Washington as Halliburton chairman David Lesar is expected to officially submit the United States presidency for online auction. Interested buyers from Saudi Arabia, Venezuela, China, and France have already…
Cheney - Rumsfeld Secret Affair Exposed
"I wish I could quit him..." says a tearful Rumsfeld during Barbara Walters interview.