Have you ever crapped your pants?

I have

I feel the flu coming on but I go out to Oktoberfest anyway about 5 years ago. Its at a crappy amusement park and I eat beer and drink sausages and watch people vomit on roller cosaters all night long.

Next morning I have full blown flu. Go to Wal-Mart pharmacy for flu medicine. Forgot about new law that makes you show license and sign stuff to get drugs with 'pheddy, so theres a long, long line. 20 minutes later, still not medicated, I think I have to make a little farty and try to squeeze one out all ninja like. Uh-Oh, its wet and cold! Nooooooo! Luckily not enough to show through the khakis or run down my leg, but enough to make me walk funny so no spillage occurs. I had to manuever sublty to the big m,irror where they hang the glasses so I could see if I there was any evidence on my rear.

Even worse, I can smell it so I guess the fart was legit as well. I get my medicine and crop dust out of there (crop dusing = brisk walk to spread fart smell around, so no one can pick the perpetrator) and I head straight to the wal-mart bathroom, go to the handicap stall and clean up.

A small part of me wanted to take the boxers off there and leave them hanging on the toilet handle, but I was worried I might scar some little kid who came in and saw Winnie The Pooh boxers with skid marks.

You are the only people I've ever told

erm...no i'v not actually.... :2thumbsup:

I was taking a long onion in my bathroom after a long day of sulphurous gas and, well, I decided to let one go while I was working the waterfall. 'Twas a bad idea all around; it felt as though some kind of bubble had popped, cold and wet everywhere. Then, the smell hit me, and since I was wearing shorts, it hit the linoleum as well. Gad, that was gross.

Nope no pooing on my pants as adult.:coffeenews:

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No.

This thread has great potential :sweatdrop:

Sadly no, I have not. And yes, this does have thread of the year written all over it.

Once when I had food poisoning from undercooked potato wedges.

I had been throwing up and going the toilet most of the night. I through up and at the same time lost control, so to speak.:no:

Wow! Vomiting and crapping at the same time would be uber! I wonder if the human body could withstand vomiting, crapping, urinating, hiccuping and sneezing all at once? I bet the person would have a stroke!

Im sorry but this thread deff desrves a GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:gah2: :gah:

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Wow! Vomiting and crapping at the same time would be uber!

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Yes, of course it was "uber".:inquisitive:

Is this really necessary?

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Alas, yes. I had a case of the runs, but at the time I thought it was just some gas, so I let it out. Then I feel it running down my backside. Luckily I was still at home at the time at my briefs got most of it. They were ruined however. But if it had happened five minutes later, I would already be on my way to school.


MRD, why didn't you buy some new boxers and ditch the soiled ones?

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Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

Is this really necessary?

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You didn't answer teh question!

Whomever answered no is being very DISHONEST!!!! For a small fee, I'll do it for you.:2thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

Whomever answered no is being very DISHONEST!!!! For a small fee, I'll do it for you.:2thumbsup:

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which, crap your pants or answer the poll?

Only once.
It was in the summer of 1997 and I was helping my dad sand the hull of our boat while we had it out of the water. I had been farting all day and just eaten a lunch of hamburgers and fries so I didn't think anything of it when I felt another fart coming on. I let it rip and to my disgust and surprise the o-ring must have busted because it was a really wet fart. As quickly has I could go I dropped what I was doing, grabbed some extra shorts out of our truck and ran to the restroom, all the while clenching those cheeks to stop the spill from spreading. Changed shorts, wrapped to soiled shorts in toilet paper and paper towels and tossed in a dumpster.
One of the worst days ever only challenged by the next day when I was knocked out and had no short term memory for about 24 hours.

OMG you called it an O-ring,

I hereby swear, from this day forward, I will refer to my butt and my butthole as my "O-Ring."

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Originally Posted by spmetla

One of the worst days ever only challenged by the next day when I was knocked out and had no short term memory for about 24 hours.

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Sounds like you had a super summer in 1997 :help:

To answer the original question - the last time I crapped my pants was when I was 3 years old (and I sure hope this doesn't change before I am 90 - then I might do it just to gross out whoever has to take care of me then)

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Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

which, crap your pants or answer the poll?

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He'll answer yes and at least theoretically have been crapped into pants. (Wow, I'm amazing ! :goofy:)

spmetla, I was nearly fainting of the "O-ring" :laugh4: I think this thread will be a nest of creativity for our lovel..erm..

(hey, Who started that "Are You Gay?" thread. I have been unable to speak without hesitation since then.)

In the history of the Org, there has never been a better poll.:2thumbsup:

No, but I have come close, real close, several times, mostly because of the flu. One time I did have it coming from both directions though, after driving the porcelain bus I had to sit on the thrown and use the waste basket. To top it off I was hurling with such force I got a terrible cramp in my side and had to sit crooked, not pleasant. Just to set the stage I wasn’t feeling the best, kind of flu like but not enough to slow me down, it was the booze and meatballs (the kind you would eat with a toothpick at a party) that did it. :sweatdrop:

it was a bright and sunny day, walking home from school, 3 miles behind me, 50 yards to the house, clenching and running, clenching and running, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
thats my story, "ten yards to the outhouse by Will E Make-it"

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Last week's episode of Lost made me come close...

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Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

OMG you called it an O-ring,

I hereby swear, from this day forward, I will refer to my butt and my butthole as my "O-Ring."

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Nah, mang, go with 'cinnamon ring'.

This is weird I just did last week. I was at work and we were just doing the final clean-up and getting ready to drive home, and I let out a fart that was not a fart. Luckily it wasn't too much, but since there was no bathroom on site I had to wait till we left and could go to a bathroom in town. THat was the worst part having it there for an hour. Good thing none of the fellow workers even noticed, somehow.

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Originally Posted by GoreBag

Nah, mang, go with 'cinnamon ring'.

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I like the term crinkle star.

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Originally Posted by yesdachi

I like the term crinkle star.

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I'm writing that one down.

Gah, tbh. I'm only 18, so who knows what the future will bring? I could find myself with some serious bowel problem next week for all I know.

Best. Poll. Ever.

Living in England in 1998, going to the pub to watch the World Cup games and drink Guinness, not sure if they got a bad batch or maybe one just shouldn't drink lots of Guinness two weeks straight. Walking home, thought I could make it, thought wrong. Pinched off as best I could, got home, and sat on the can for the next few hours. It wasn't the usual diarrhea liquid, just soft, never ending, and determined to exit my body. Cleaned me out well, must have lost 5-10 lbs that day.

Not even as a kid. I have done it in swimming trunks though :embarassed:

You know, I'm guessing that all who voted GAH!!! meant yes.