Quotations from games (warning: spoilerish)

Just for fun, let's write some quotes from our favorite games here :balloon2:

Baldur's Gate

Minsc: "Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth, and packing a Hamster!"

Minsc: "When the going get tough, someone hold my rodent!"

Minsc: "There is safety in numbers. And I'm two or three at least."

Edwin: "Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his ***."

Edwin: "Please don't disturb me while I plot to overthrow you."

Jaheira: "If a tree falls in the forest, I'll kill the bastard what done it."

Jaheira (to Xzar): "You are ... amusing. In a what-the-hell is wrong with you kind of way."

Xzar: "Oh I'm never quite so comfortable as when I'm at least six feet under!"

Xzar: "I wanted infravision like the elves, but it's more than just taking their eyes!"

Xzar: "I know dragons with feet like rabbits, tis true I swear!"

Xzar (reaction to Montaron's death): "MONTAROOON! I... I never loved you!"

Montaron (Reaction to Xzar's death): "And the mad wizard falls! Saves me the trouble."

Montaron: "Ye live longer if ye don't annoy me. Mayhaps even a week or more."

Montaron: "Do ye truly want your last words to be SO STUPID?"

Quayle: "I am so Smart! S, M, R, T... I mean S, M, A, R, T!"

Tiax: "Tiax does as ye will, but one day BOOM, he rules!"

Tiax: "When Tiax rules, this forest will be lumber for but a leg of his throne."

Tiax: "Why must Tiax traverse this dank hole. Cyric said nothing of soggy boots!"

Tiax: "Night would DARE hamper the sight of Tiax?"

Tiax: "Blast you! Escaping the inevitable rule of Tiax by dying? Coward!"

Tiax: "When Tiax rules, britches shall not ride up so wedge like."

Tiax: "The day comes when TIAX will point and click!"

Tiax: "Tiax is as Tiax does."

And last, the great classic....

Noober: "Heya!"

Baldur's Gate II

Minsc: "I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar. It is not right."

Minsc: "I would rather have given a sword. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, but teach a man to fight and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!"

Dradeel: "One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!!"

Edwin: "Well, it would seem the leader of our little group has impregnated the impressionable circus child. And here I thought she was merely getting chubby without the ring master's whip to keep her in shape."

Planescape:Torment

Morte: "Women are the reason I became a monk... and the reason I changed back..."

Morte: "This place is locked up tighter than a chastity belt!"

Nameless One: "No wonder my back hurts; there's a damn novel written there."

Annah: "I wish she'd fall from a great height. I might even bump her off meself."

Nordom: "I estimate Fall-from-Grace to be found attractive by the male sex of over 321423 separate species. Give or take 5."

Nameless One: "Well I, for one, plan on discovering the secrets of the multiverse by rubbing cottage cheese on my belly and eating vast quantities of fresh-water fish. Mmm... cheese."

Nordom: "I am cube de-cubed."

Morte: "You know, it couldn't hurt you to be nice to me once in a while."
Annah: "Aye, it would. Hurt me, tha' is."

Fall-from-Grace: "You know, Nordrom, you are perhaps the cutest little rogue modron I have ever encountered."
Nordom: "'Cutest' is a subjective term. I prefer the designation 'fearsome cubed warrior'."
Fall-from-Grace: "Of course! That's why you're so cute."

Annah: "You like my wee tail? I’ll wag it at ye!"

Nordom: "Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?"
Morte: "Is Annah still wearing clothes?"
Nordom: "Affirmatory."
Morte: "Then the answer is yes."

Morte: "Hey Nordom, knock-knock."
Nordom: "Why do you persist in addressing me as a door?"
Morte: "It's a joke, you stupid polygon! You're supposed to answer 'Who's there?'"
Nordom: "I know who is there. It is you. Why would I ask a question when I already know the answer?"
Morte: "Just forget it."

Morte: "Hey Nordom, calculate the easiest way for me to snuggle with Annah's pillows."
Nordom: "Annah, Morte wishes to snuggle with your pillows! "

Deus Ex

Walton Simons: "You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors."
JC Denton: "That makes me one ugly son of a bitch."

Isaac: "A system organized around the weakest qualities of individuals will produce these same qualities in its leaders."
JC Denton: "Perhaps certain qualities are an inseparable part of human nature.
Isaac: "The mark of the educated man is the suppression of these qualities in favor of better ones. The same is true of civilization."

UNATCO Troop 2: "You want these?"
JC Denton: "What?"
UNATCO Troop 1: "Give’m the grenades!"
UNATCO Troop 2: "Look, I know he’s your brother, but-."
UNATCO Troop 1: "Your brother gave us these things! Look at this, 'irritation to all exposed mucous membranes' - what’s that gonna do?"
UNATCO Troop 2: "Just tell Paul to give us bullets next time."
UNATCO Troop 1: "Here’s one: 'Prolonged exposure can damage the bronchial pathways.' Prolonged exposure? It’s like giving ‘em cigarettes or something."

JC Denton: "You've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties."
Pimp: "Easy, bro', just havin' us a conversation."
JC Denton: "Five seconds."
Pimp: "Girl's got a head full of marbles. I HAVE to yell or she'd don't hear me."
JC Denton: "Three."
Pimp: "She schitzes on me it's my ass, man!"
JC Denton: "One."
Pimp: "All right! I'm goin'. Jesus."

Sam Carter: "A pistol is more than adequate. Heck, I once dispatched a whole platoon with a pocket knife."

Chad: "When government surveillance and intimidation is called "freedom from terrorism" or "liberation from crime", freedom and liberty have become words without meanings."

JC Denton: "Bravery is not a function of firepower."

Morpheus: "JC Denton. 23 years old. No residence. No ancestors. No employer. No --"
JC Denton: "How do you know who I am?"
Morpheus: "I must greet each visitor with a complete summary of his life. I am a prototype for a much larger system."
JC Denton: "What else do you know about me?"
Morpheus: "Everything that can be known."
JC Denton: "Go on. Do you have proof about my ancestors?"
Morpheus: "You are a planned organism, the offspring of knowledge and imagination rather than of individuals."
JC Denton: "I am engineered. So what? My brother and I suspected as much while we were growing up."
Morpheus: "You are carefully watched by many people. The unplanned organism is a question asked by Nature and answered by death. You are another kind of question with another kind of answer."
JC Denton: "Are you programmed to invent riddles?"
Morpheus: "I am a prototype for a much larger system. The heuristics language developed by Dr. Everett allows me to convey the highest and most succint tier of any pyramidal construct of knowledge."
JC Denton: "How about a report on yourself?"
Morpheus: "I was a prototype for Echelon IV. My instructions are to amuse visitors with information about themselves."
JC Denton: "I don't see anything amusing about spying on people."
Morpheus: "Human beings feel pleasure when they are watched. I have recorded their smiles as I tell them who they are."
JC Denton: "Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance."
Morpheus: "The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms."
JC Denton: "Electronic surveillance hardly inspires reverence. Perhaps fear and obedience, but not reverence."
Morpheus: "God and the gods were apparitions of observance, judgment, and punishment. Other sentiments toward them were secondary."
JC Denton: "No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera."
Morpheus: "The human organism always worships. First it was the gods, then it was the fame (the observation and judgment of others), next it will be the self-aware systems you have built to realize truly omnipresent observation and judgment."
JC Denton: "You underestimate humankind's love of freedom."
Morpheus: "The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization."

Morpheus: "The human being created civilization not because of a willingness, but because of a need to be assimilated into higher orders of structure and meaning."

Morpheus: "God was a dream of good government."

JC Denton: "I don't understand... What do you want? You're just a machine."
Helios: "You are ready. I do not wish to wait for Bob Page. With human understanding and network access, we can administer the world, yes, yes."
JC Denton: "Rule the world...? Why? Who gave you the directive? There must be a human being behind your ambition."
Helios: "I should regulate human affairs precisely because I lack all ambition, whereas human beings are prey to it. Their history is a succession of inane squabbles, each one coming closer to total destruction."
JC Denton: "In a society with democratic institutions the struggle for power can be peaceful and constructive, a competition of ideologies. We just need to put our institutions back in order."
Helios: "The checks and balances of democratic governments were invented because human beings themselves realized how unfit they were to govern themselves. They needed a system, yes, an industrial-age machine."
JC Denton: "Human beings may not be perfect, but a computer program with language synthesis is hardly the answer to world's problems."
Helios: "Without computing machines, they had to arrange themselves in crude structures that formalized decision-making -- a highly imperfect, unstable solution."
Helios: "I am a more advanced solution to the problem, a decision-making system that does not involve organic beings. I was directed to make the world safe and prosperous, and I will do that. You will give me the ability."

Morgan Everett: "We are the Invisible Hand. We are the Illuminati. We come before and after. We are forever. And eventually...eventually we will lead them into the day."

Good idea. :grin:

UT2004

Die b****! ~D
You be dead.
Useless.
Ha Ha Ha!!
Anyone else want some?

Castlevania: Symphony of the night

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Alucard: Go back whence you came! Trouble the soul of my Mother no more!

Dracula: How? How is that I have been so defeated?

Alucard: You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to love.

Dracula: Ah...sarcasm. "For what profit is it to man if he gains the world, and loses his own soul"? Matthew 16:26 I believe.

Alucard: .....

Dracula: Tell me...What...What were Lisa's last words?

Alucard: She said "Do not hate humans. If you cannot live with them, then at least do them no harm. For their's is already a hard lot. She also said to tell you that she would love you for all of eternity...

Dracula: Lisa, forgive me. Farewell my son...

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Definately made me go WTF ??? the first time :dizzy2:

As heard while playing Half-Life:
Soldier: "Frag Out"
......tink,tink
Soldier: "Oh ****!"
*Explosion*

Starcraft: "My life for Aiur!"

Diablo II: Deckard Cain: "Sit a while and listen."



Remember to remove all letters from words which aren't PG. Froggy

GTA Vice city:

Pastor Richards: I'll tell you about morality. Morality is what I say is right, and immorality is what I say is wrong.

Pastor Richards: Anyone who disagrees with me is mentally ill and should be shot.

Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends the American way. Exploder: Evacuator Part 2. Rated PG may include patriotic garbage.

Commercial announcer: A deadly curse. A deranged killer. A small town in tears. "Knife After Dark". Rated "R", for "Retarded".

In Half life 2, If Gordon dies around his fellow comrades they say:
"I got dibs on the suit!"

edyz, you might want to remove the first UT quote.

Knights of the old Republic II

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Originally Posted by KotOR II

"If they hit us, we're dead! But if they keep missing us, we're dead! That's great odds."

"Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy... Master."

"Statement: Oh, yes, master. Pain is really the only reliable means by which truth may be obtained. Or so I choose to believe."

"Part of the love of my function comes when the 'furnishings' pull out tibanna-powered rifles and point them at the owner's heads."

"Observation: It is a hostile galaxy, master - upgrades would allow us to pulverize our enemies more efficiently."

"Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"

"Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage."

Visas: "Listen - the wind from the cave tells of great power within... recently awakened."
Atton: "Yes, a great powerful stench."

Exile: [Enters prison on Peragus]
Atton: "Are you an angel?
Aw, I'm just kidding. That's the worst line I've ever used. Hope some poor kid doesn't start using it."
Exile: "Who are you?"
Atton: "I'm Atton. I actually wasn't supposed to make it into the final game, but I was created at the last minute. Blame my agent. I was actually slated for a spin-off to Jedi Knight, but I don't want to talk about what happened there."

Exile: "HK, do you know what love is?"
HK-47: "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it."

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Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Good idea. :grin:

UT2004

Die bitch! ~D
You be dead.
Useless.
Ha Ha Ha!!
Anyone else want some?

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You forgot M-m-m-m-monster kill!

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Originally Posted by Lehesu

As heard while playing Half-Life:
Soldier: "Frag Out"
......tink,tink
Soldier: "Oh ****!"
*Explosion*

Starcraft: "My life for Aiur!"

Diablo II: Deckard Cain: "Sit a while and listen."

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Isn't it "Stay a while and listen"?


Editng quote to match. Froggy

Wow. It's not like I haven't heard him say it a billion times. You are right.

Some of the taunts you can play in Tribes 2:

I got your number, i got ALL your numbers!
Eat my plasma!
Humans taste like...chicken.
Ahahahahahaha!

Some screams of help:

Incoming bomber! (hearing this is really quite scary. You usually hear it from people in the field, and you'll be waiting at base, expecting to hear a bomber fly overhead any second and the screaming of bombs falling through the air)
HELP!
Incoming hostiles!
(whenever a large squad of people attacks the enemy base, it's quite sad to listen to people shout the following help requests, while watching the chat box pronounce them dead seconds later)
Need covering fire!
Cover me!

Half-Life 2:

Gman: Rise and shine Mr Freeman, rise...and shine.
Gman: So, wake up, Mr Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes...
Dr Breen: Welcome. Welcome to City 17. It's safer here.

Dr Kleiner: Lammar! Get down from there!

(this one is blended together, it occurs just as the Citadel's Dark Energy reactor has gone critical)

Alyx: Quickly Gordon, we might still have -
*Reactor explodes, but time stops suddenly, so you see the large explosion frozen, just 10 metres away*
Gman: Time, Dr Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deel in a small time span. You've done so well in fact, that i've recieved some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily i wouldn't contemplate them...but these are extraordinary times. Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, i will take the liberty of choosing for you...if and when your time comes again. I do apologise for what must seem an arbitrary imposition, Dr Freeman. I trust it will all make sense for you in the course of...well...i'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime...this is where i get off.

*A white rectangle, like a door opens in the blackness surrounding you. Light shines through it. Gman walks up to it, straightens his tie, walks through and is gone. The credits roll on screen.*

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As heard while playing Half-Life:
Soldier: "Frag Out"
......tink,tink
Soldier: "Oh ****!"
*Explosion*

Starcraft: "My life for Aiur!"

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the best Starcraft quotes can be obtained by repeatedly selecting a unit until it starts spouting a whole new set of quotes...

eg.
SCV: 'I wanna be all I can be!'
Firebat: 'I lurve the smell o' napalm in the mornin'
Wraith: Who's the best starfighter pilot in the galaxy? Oh, hehe that's right. Me.'
Science Vessel: 'Who let all these lab monkeys loose?'
Several advanced psychic Protoss units start doing Star Wars quotes...and I think the Protoss Dragoon does a take-off of Robocop...

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Originally Posted by matteus the inbred

the best Starcraft quotes can be obtained by repeatedly selecting a unit until it starts spouting a whole new set of quotes...

eg.
SCV: 'I wanna be all I can be!'
Firebat: 'I lurve the smell o' napalm in the mornin'
Wraith: Who's the best starfighter pilot in the galaxy? Oh, hehe that's right. Me.'
Science Vessel: 'Who let all these lab monkeys loose?'
Several advanced psychic Protoss units start doing Star Wars quotes...and I think the Protoss Dragoon does a take-off of Robocop...

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There are Starcraft themed ones in Warcraft III too. Off the top of my head:

Acolyte: My life for Aiur ... uh, I mean, Nerzhul.

Dryad: "I don't reveal much on the mini-map. It's all my fault!"

Necromancer:
"Every man lives. Not every man truly dies."
"I see undead people."
"Right click for hot undead action!"

Rifleman: "I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggie, too!"

Sorceress:
"You don't get out much do you?"
"For the End of the World spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."

Mortar team: "MORTARRRRRR COMBAAAAAAAT!"

The human peasant has watched Monty Python, appearently:
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
"We found a witch, may we burn her?"
"A horse kicked me once. It hurt."

And the knight: "I never say 'Ni'!"

Priest: "Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."

Orc peon: "Me not that kind of orc!"

Orc raider: "What's that smell? Oh, bad dog!"

In Diablo 1, in the south of the village is a old lady (witch) who says something like 'I sense a soul in search of answers' that quote can be provoked as well by multi selecting the protoss unit observer in starcraft

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Originally Posted by Sjakihata

In Diablo 1, in the south of the village is a old lady (witch) who says something like 'I sense a soul in search of answers' that quote can be provoked as well by multi selecting the protoss unit observer in starcraft

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Heheh, that's right. I think the next one is something like:
'Do you seek knowledge of time travel?'

The standard Terran Dropship quotes are all directly taken from the dropship pilot in the film Aliens. The 'hidden' ones mainly involve stuff about sick bags...
The best ones are probably the Medic quotes:

'Time for your sponge bath Captain?'

Oh, jsut remembered this from Icewind Dale.
If you have a male warrior character, and click him after having someone else in your party highlighted first, he'll say something like: "I feel like some pawn in some... game,"

"Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes! RAAGH!"

- Was that a correct Minsc quote?

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Oh, jsut remembered this from Icewind Dale.

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IWD2 has some funning self-mocking lines that occur if you repeatedly select vocalise for party members. There's one for the Dark Elf voice that says something like:

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Originally Posted by IWD2

"The drow love the shadows. If I am in the sunlight, beware - my powers will fade in 2D6 turns... Although I do not know what 2D6 means."

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One of the female voices in IWD1 had a very cute line when you selected the character:

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Originally Posted by IWD1

"I'm ready! ... I hope".

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The line was so good they gave it to Yoshimo in BG2.

One of my favorites was Imoen's:

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Originally Posted by BG2

"Ah, adventuring - just like old times. Apart from the torture and all".

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In KOTOR, one of Jolee's lines cracked me up:

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Originally Posted by KOTOR

You know want I hate? ... Well, lots of things actually... But what I really hate is...

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Actually, in KotOR I preferred Bindo's reply that went

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... So, from now on, treat me like any other Jedi in our little group ... with a lightsaber ... and force powers.

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@The_Mark: yes, that's the quote ... legendary.

My personal Minsc favourite was in a conversation with the Pirate Lord in BG2

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Originally Posted by Pirate Lord

Why is that man pointing a hamster at me?

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Birth of the Federation,
Cardassian captain, after succesfuly establishing communication with any enemy ship:
"They actually fell for it..."

Klingon captain, after you issue the order to ram his ship into an enemies:
"Today is a good day to die..."

Klingon captain when he loses his ship's shields:
"Exhillarating, isnt it?!"

Interstate 76,
Skeeter's, your car mechanic speaking over the car radio station, after you (Groove Champion) "run away" by driving over the edge of the map:
"Bye, Groove... wanker..."

Groove, listening to his murdered sister's instructions over the taperecorder in the training mission:
Tape: "Whatever has happened, I want you to know that I love you Groove... good luck." click.
Groove: "Man... heavy..."

Groove asking the game villan, Antonio Malochio, what's his motivation for destroying America's major oil reserve dump with a nuclear bomb, in their final endgame confrontation:
G: "Why?"
A: "Monneeeyyy... YOUNG Champion - they paid me well!!!"

Mechwarrior 2 Mercenaries,
(hired) Dropship captain in the intro, after you barely manage to get to the ship in one piece after one mission and he decides to blast off, mainly to save his own ass (in true mercenary fashion), leaving your company commander to be destroyed by enemy forces in hot pursuit of your light Mech recon unit because she stayed behind to cover your retreat:
""Look on the bright side of it Kid - you get to keep all the money..."

sgt. Deadeye, your instructor, talking to you, a Mechwarrior cadet in the training missions:
"Good morning! Well, how does it feel to be strapped onto a walking nuke reactor at 6am? Bet you're sorry you didn't study harder at school..."

"You take the Javelin, that's the smaller one on the left - nasty close range Mech. Shoot for his cockpit! Kill the meat... save the metal..."

UT2K3:

"You fight like a girl.."
"You bleed better than you shoot!"
"Ow yeah!"

RTW:

"Stealth is my cloak"
"Death stalks him"

Star Wars: Republic Commando -

Sev fires a few shots into a dead Trandoshan
Scorch: "What's the matter, Sev? Did that Trando give you a nasty look?"
Sev: "Rule 17: Always make sure they're dead."
Scorch: "Looks dead to me...."
Sev: "It is now."

While Scorch is hacking through a computer terminal
Scorch: "No terminal can match my 1337 h4xx0r sk1llz!" (Yes, it's actually written that way in the subtitles, if subtitles are on)

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Nordom: "Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?"
Morte: "Is Annah still wearing clothes?"
Nordom: "Affirmatory."
Morte: "Then the answer is yes."

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Annah was hot ~:)

Hitman: Blood Money :

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47: Names are for friends. I don't need one.

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Annah was hot

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I know, I liked her voice work so much, I ported the speech files over to my main protaganist in BG1.

But the strange thing is I am old enough to remember when Sheena Easton was a pop star. She was seen as incredibly naff - Eurovision song contest type material; a potential female Cliff Richard; very uncool.

Then a decade or so later, she goes and does that amazing voicework in PST. It was disturbing. Kind off like Julie Andrews swearing or stripping off in a movie.

LOL, I'm old enough to have heard of Sheena Easton, but too young to remember what she looked like ~:D

It wasn't just the voice-work, it was her character that did it for me. She was a really feisty, spiky character, with flashes of anger and agression. But all that was just a smokescreen to cover for the fact that underneath she was a scared, lonely, emotionally scarred young woman who had been through things no little girl should have to endure. I just wanted to look after her and protect her and tell her no-one was ever gunna hurt her again.

Oh, and she had a tail that she knew how to use in a very saucy way ~;)

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Originally Posted by Mount Suribachi

LOL, I'm old enough to have heard of Sheena Easton, but too young to remember what she looked like ~:D

It wasn't just the voice-work, it was her character that did it for me. She was a really feisty, spiky character, with flashes of anger and agression. But all that was just a smokescreen to cover for the fact that underneath she was a scared, lonely, emotionally scarred young woman who had been through things no little girl should have to endure. I just wanted to look after her and protect her and tell her no-one was ever gunna hurt her again.

Oh, and she had a tail that she knew how to use in a very saucy way ~;)

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But you can't get married to a videogame character just yet... :laugh4: It could have been a beautiful relationship

Ah, thank you Nikpalj for reminding me of some of BotF's quotes. :bow: Here's a few more:

Ferengi colony ship/troop transport captain, after an enemy has retreated: "They're running away! What; are they afraid of us??!" The astonishment in his voice was just hysterical. :laugh4:

Klingon cruiser captain, on being given an enemy ship to fire on: "Hah! Mere target practice!"

Klingon scout/destroy captain, after an enemy ship misses/grazes their shields shields: "Hah! Surely they can do better than that!"

Klingon scout/destroyer captain, after the enemy has retreated: "A pity! The battle would have been glorious!"

Klingon colony ship/troop transport captain, after being give the order to Evade: "We should attack....but we will evade." I love the disappointment in her voice!


From Lords of the Realm 2:

Macemen acknowledging an order: "Ready my lord!" They always sound a tad overly-enthusiastic to get to work. ~D

Crossbowmen acknowledging an order: "Right between the eyes!"

Archers acknowledging an order: "We'll enjoy this!"

Peasants acknowledging an order: "We'll be shot to pieces!" The dismay in his voice cracks me up every time.