The BBC have given us an insight into Ghengisid communications:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image..._phones416.jpg
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The BBC have given us an insight into Ghengisid communications:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image..._phones416.jpg
HA and then these silly historians say the huns were primitive raiders, shows what they know. Something to think about, they never found cable in hun tombs, to me this is clear evidence that they had wireless internet as well.
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Originally Posted by Fragony
Actually, I don't think 20th century man has ever put cables in our tombs either...
Yep, those BBC folks really can kick you right in the balls with their dummed-down nonsense sometimes. I was watching a program about Barbarians a couple of weeks ago where they collectively termed all gothic peoples as "germans". :dizzy2:
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Genghis: Subudai, you there?
Subudai: Yes, master!
Genghis: Hey, check the 4G technology released in Japan. We need to invade it.
Subudai: Yes sir! I shall prepare the ships right now.
Genghis: Don't forget the new Mongolia M1000 with a 10 megapixel camera, so the world will see our military power.
I wouldn't have used phones. I would have bribed my toughest enemies and showered those loyal to me with many prostitutes. Just like I'll be doing with my princesses in Medeival Total War: 2. (Women, please take no offense, this is sarcasm. Very hard to be sarcastic when writing)
WOMEN!!! WHERE SHOW ME:juggle2:
Any more suggested captions, guys?
Mongol with the phone: "And this is Ogadai happy-slapping Kwarezm..."
I have no witty comment to that but the Mongols could get a message from Korea to Poland in about 6 days. Compared to the rest of the world at that time, they practically invented internet.
Gah! Look! I've got the latest X-rated video from the Khan's harem!Quote:
Originally Posted by macsen rufus
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"Something I found near those crop circles... not good enough though ,I'll bring it to the smith to sharpen it!"
But did they use this message relay service to transport pictures of naked women drawn on parchment? "These Poles have an insatiable desire for hot Korean women. Order up more horse relay posts, we must keep the populace tame!"Quote:
Originally Posted by A.Saturnus
"Heeeeey! I can get the Babe Thread on this thing."
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image..._phones416.jpg
Here: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=43728 :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bar Kochba
[QUOTE=Beirut]"Heeeeey! I can get the Babe Thread on this thing."
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Look! A thread about us on the Org!
"Who is this 'g3ng15 k4an!!!' chap anyway?"