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Since the dawn of time, man has tried to express himself. From the primitive cave drawings up to Sonnets and postmodern poems. But the absolute acme is undoubtably the Naughty limerick (also known as the dirty limerick).
So this is your chance to show us your talent at this elevated art with words. (or at least your talent to remember some of them).
There once was a man from Nantucket,
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That's about as far as I can go without risking warning points. :laugh4:
Use your discretion please, gentlemen. If this thread gets x-rated, there will be warning points.
I don't even know what there talking about.
They're talking about things like this:
There was a young lady from Exeter,
So pretty that men craned their necks at her.
One was even so brave
As to take out and wave
The distinguishing mark of ... at her.
Is this still PG ?
Thank you :bow: Thank you :bow:
(It was very clearly posted to keep this thread clean - Beirut)
There was man from the cold
Whom with his dog grew old
He named it Beirut
And thereafter would root
Out any who posted too bold