Haiku Thread

I always liked Haikus.

5 Syllabi, 7 Syllabi, 5 Syllabi

I'll start:


Vanilla Roman-

Your enemies die with ease.

Prepare for E B.

haikus are boring.
iambic pentameter
is a better style.

They are called trousers
So why call them pants? Those are
What you wear under.

you wear pants under?
must be uncomfortable.
better to use shorts.

A cold gleaming eye,
A knight, dead, blood spilled wide
the rabbit turns, hops

the trees taunt, Mocking...
me -misfortune, hardship, pain
Or, am I insane?

Crazed Rabbit

A puff, a faint puff

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Sweat subsides now, the pain- gone.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

The smell clears the room.

Oh Gentle Tosa,

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Why did you leave us, your Org?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Kuhkri's rule begins.