Dear the Stranger,
We off the Goverment feel that we must tell you that if you don't stop terrorizing the precious resco... eh lovely people of the .org we must eliminate you. We have reliable rescources and very good reason to believe that you hide weapons of mass spam in your underpants.
After i read this, i had to chuckle. I knew i was hiding a weapon in my underpants but last time i checked, it was only one rocket, not multiple.
If you do not disarm immediatly we of the Grush Administration will sent in a army that will terrorize the .org society for you so you won't have a job. This will make you unemployed and a threat to society, it will also give us the reason to kill you.
"Is this a threat?" I wondered. 'oh well, whatever.'
If we see any sign of you trying to activate you weapons of mass spam against any man, we will DESTROY you,
THE GOVERMENT
I will never use my rocket against any other man, I mean how can my dear Grushy think so, he is the man i love and... Hey you're watching this aren't you?
*without moving an inch and without itching*
I DID NOT HAVE, AND I REPEAT, I DID NOT HAVE ANY KIND OF SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT WO...EH...WITH THAT MANTHING!!!
*unconfortably moves around on his bum*
