The .org in the future. Dev Dave's Reign Of Terror

this tragic story starts today when i wondered how the .org would look in 20 years from now. This is my vision

The year is 2010

1 September: Ser Clegane doesn't comes back after he went to a local pub, he was last spotted drinking beer with Dev Dave.

3 September: Dev Dave get's announced as the new Admin of the site.

4 September: Dev Dave makes all the members, senior member.

6 September: Gregoshi never returns. Rumors spraid that about 15.000 fresh senior members made the trip to his house and banged on his door, claiming their beers. Gregoshi was later said to have skipped to the backdoor and fled into the outback with his wife and dog into the outback. They were never to be seen.

7 September: Divinus Arma get's announced as the new Vice Admin of the site, he get's drunk that night and crashes into a shark :skull:. The poor guy will never be the same.

8 September: Dev Dave makes the .org a absolute monarchie with him as the only site admin.

This are a few events that started Dev Dave's mysterious leap to power. It will not be till soon after that he sacks all the mods except Beirut. People claimed that he did not sack Beirut cause he feared the devious and bloodthirsty Beirut, it is said that his friends call him Axekiller Beirut. Though he doesn't stays the mod of the frontroom, he get's transferred to the freshly made Grumpy Old Man forum for all men above 35.

26 Novembre: Edyzmedieval marries LEN and Alexanderofmacedon. The entire .org shows up at their wedding with Abokassee stealing the show, making a very impressive impersonation of Dev Dave.

27 Novembre: Abokassee anounces his leaving to his home plane Bartix.

29 Decembre: Edyzmedieval isnt satisfied with his wedding and adds the Byzantine Prince(ss) to his harem.

The year is 2011

2 February: Edyzmedieval adds The Spartan and BKS to his Harem.

5 February: All the members from before 2003 are eliminated, Dev Dave denies all charges, every person that accused him were brutally murdered with footballs.

29 February: Dev Dave starts training an army to take over the last parts of the resistance who have their HQ in the backroom

3 March: Dev Dave's forces retreat after a crushing defeat. The resistance now claims the entire Tavern.

A civil war rages on for 10 years. The earth population is now around 10 billion. The .org has become an international fenomonom and the entire population of the world has become a member. Scientist are left stunned after they discover that the first member was from 1969 while the .org wasnt founded untill 1999. They never realised that the system just flipped the 9 into a 6. Also they are baffled when they find out that there are over 20 billion members listed while the eart only counts 10 billion. They proclaim the .org enemy of the state and a terrorism hotnest. They however never heard of The Stranger and never traced his IP adress only to see that he alone already holds 10 billion fake accounts, including JAG, Mithrandir and Mikeus Ceasar or also known as Currywurry.

2021
19 June: Dev Dave win's the civil war and holds a parade in the destroyed backroom. Only few come to watch.

21 June: Dev Dave gives every member a permanent ban. He however in his infinite wisdom (ahum) fails to ban them all. He forgets a few.

7 July: Dev Dave finds out about the few remaining members and decides to throw the worlds biggest atomb bomb on the site.

8 July: Police and the army are amazed after they find out that the world's biggest atombomb has been stolen. There still is no trace of the thief.

9 July: The .Org explodes with a fiery bang. The entire earth population dies of radiation... Or not. 2 persons survive. Dev Dave because he is god and The Stranger because he is a cacroach.

11 July. after one days break Dev Dave, or God, decides to rebuilt the .org. It Takes him seven days to create; The Entrance Hall, The Meadhall, The Throne Room, The Tavern, The Library and the Monastry.

18 July: Tosa Inu arrives and kills Dev Dave after a epic fight. He claims to be the lord of the Galaxy and that it is near closing time and the he will shut down in about 4 hours. The Stranger takes this as a hint to spam an astonishing 2 million posts in 3 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds

If you dont want the .org to end after 18 july 16:59:59, 2021. I suggest to rid ourselves of Dev Dave, I dont think the axe is apropriate and i suggest a blunter weapon.

:2thumbsup: Have a nice day :laugh4:

oh! this is scary. like when i saw what could happen on judgement day,
however i seen Tosa post in a M2TW thread. (Note on Whinging)

is he back? if so this is true.......

Now that's some high-quality spamming right there. :bow:

+1

Good thing no on notices the mentally unhealthy Armenian hiding with a sniper rifle. The Stranger, the offspring of everyone's favorite "lumberjack" axe murderer, coff, coff is a cocroch? Not good for public image, should have left that out, Stranger. But you are a super smart cocroach so I guess that offsets the cocroch thing.

well i can never die so in this story I help Tosa when Dave is about to kill him.

I must say, that was some mighty high quality spam. :yes:

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Closed!