keeping in tune with funny war comments: You know you are... when

There isn't really a set thing you need to start off with e.g. you know you are screwed when... or you know you are winning when.... though it might make it a bit more entertaining. I am just hoping that the replies will be humourous and entertaining.

How to start a war: Claim a country has weapons of mass destruction and when you don't find any say that you said math destruction and that the public misheard you

You know you’re in trouble when the Staff Sergeant asks for “Volunteers”

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Gah! Spam in disguise...

No politics allowed-, no flames allowed-, spam, in spirit of the thread, allowed for 2 days-.

You know your screwed when the VP shoots you in the face.