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A new search engine. You search for something, and are connected with a human who tries to find whatever you want for you and sends you links. Supposedly they will eventually gather enough data to build a super good search engine or something like that, but whatever. The main thing is it's oodles of fun:
https://img222.imageshack.us/img222/...ntelopeiw1.jpg
Half an hour and no reply so far. Still searching I guess :laugh4:
...Antelopes? :inquisitive:
You sir, are a genius. What's the URL, chacha.com?
Yup. Just be careful, they ban pranksters...when they can tell you are pranking them :p
You can't search for porn, and I'd be careful about swearing.
Antelope lady still hasn't responded, it's been like an hour and a quarter.
:laugh4:
It can be useful.They find the best site and you saves minutes.
Caius
Status:Looking for guide
Status:Connected to guide AmandaM
AmandaM:Hi there. I will be helping you with your search
You:I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY KEYBOARD
You:I'M NOT TRYING TO YELL ITS JUST ALL IN BIG LETTERS IM SORRY!!
AmandaM:Is the caps lock key stuck?
You:MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS REAL HIGH TECH IT HAS A LIGHT FOR WHEN ITS ON AND THE LIGHT IS OFF RIGHT NOW
You:IM NOT GOING TO HAVE TO BUY A NEW COMPUTER AM I?
AmandaM: Probably so.
You:MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME!
You:OH GOD
You have been reported.
You have violated our Safe Search Policy and your actions have been reported.
Your location is:
Your local service provider may be notified.
Laaaaame.
That seems a bit harsh!Quote:
Your local service provider may be notified.
Lol what are they going to say?Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
"User Sasaki Kojiro accessed our search engine with a broken keyboard. Please prosecute him to the full extent of the law."
I'll be unbanned eventually...
In the meantime, anyone want to try this:
You: I need an alternator belt for a 1977 Buick Lesabre with a V6.
You: and a pack of crayons containing the color "white power"
You: Take your time.
TimothyO: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
TimothyO: Hi there, how may I help you?
You: Hi. I need an alternator belt for a 1977 Buick Lesabre with a V6.
TimothyO: One moment please and I'll try to find that for you.
You: Dude, are you still there? I really need this part.
You: The big drag race is, like, tomorrow.
You: If I don't beat Chip, I'll never impress Mary-Anne.
You: Man, I'm getting the feeling you don't understand how important this is.
You: I can't attempt Dead Man's Curve with a faulty alternator belt.
Still no response...
How do they ban? By IP? I've got a setup I once had working that connected me with a different IP every time I opened the browser (no, I haven't used it here, and it wasn't my main browser)...
I think I might try, "I want some good flight schools, that teach you aerobatic maneuvers and how to make the plane go where you want to.
"But that don't ahve a strict background check.
"Oh, I want to learn how to land the plane. Because, of course, tha is essential"
CR
I'm planning to ask if they know where I can buy a panda, but all of the guides are in use.
Oh, you people are just nasty. ~:smoking:
I tried the caryon thing and it just banned me no response...jerks
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Yah, the software is a bit buggy.Quote:
Still no response...
@Beirut, hey the guides are getting paid $5-10 an hour.
whoa. I can still search with a guide even though Im banned.
Hah. Me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
https://img291.imageshack.us/img291/...ngjetligx6.jpg
...reported :no:
I guess the sword of buginess cuts both ways.
Crazed Rabbit
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaA
RebeccaA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi
RebeccaA: Hello, I will be helping you search tonigh
You: I need a pack of crayons containing the color "white power"
RebeccaA: White power?
You: yes there real
You: just hard to find
You: a promotion or some such
RebeccaA: Okay, let me search that for you right now. Give me several minutes to look, okay?
You: ok
RebeccaA: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: oh its going to be woth it
gah shes transfering me....I think i'll ask the next one out for drinks
I guess I was too subtle:
(note: the thrid column has a bit of overlap)
https://img100.imageshack.us/img100/...achachaud6.jpg
Crazed Rabbit
Hurr, this is fun. I've got someone searching the internet for some Uranium 235.
:no:
You will all burn :devil:
:laugh4: Is talking nonsense a crime in the US?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
See any black choppers or SWAT teams outside, Sasaki?
I wish someone would pay me to search the internet. That would be nice.
The idea is either brilliant or totally stupid in a weird way. I'm undecided.
Maybe I'll give them some tough cases these days.....
R'as
I tried to apply to work as a guide, but you need to be legally entitled to work in the US. Which i'm pretty sure I'm not.
Heheheh...i'm having fun asking for a nuclear weapon, preferably a MK-64, or something in the range of a 20-50 kiloton blast. If that can't be found, then i'm wanting blueprints for a weapon.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Monique-ReneeC
Monique-ReneeC: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi.
You: I'm looking for a panda.
Monique-ReneeC: What about pandas can i search for you
You: I need it for my little sister's birthday party.
You: Well, the actual Panda.
You: And some bamboo.
Monique-ReneeC: A live Panda?
You: I figure those critters need to eat.
You: Well, I don't think a dead one would be a very good present.
Monique-ReneeC: Where are you located?
You: I'd prefer not to tell you that. If you could just find me some kind of panda franchise, that would be good.
Monique-ReneeC: Im unable to find a panda franchise. they are illegal to import into the US
You: How do the zoos have them, then?
Monique-ReneeC: they have permits for endangered animals
You: How would I get me one of those?
Monique-ReneeC: This is all I can find.
Monique-ReneeC: Can I find anything else for you?
You: Well, I suppose a bear would be the next best thing.
You: Anything on taming bears?
You: I figure I can catch one myself, so taming it will be the main problem.
Hehehehe :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Chatlog man!Quote:
Originally Posted by currywurry
@Crazed Rabbit: Funny...but I don't get the reference either...