Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey
http://msdewey.com/
Another new search engine. Has an animated woman to help you search. Basically you search something and she comments on it before giving you your results.
Search: "Hi"
Ms. Dewey: Of all the things you could search for, that's what you came up with?
Search: "penis penis penis"
Ms. Dewey: "I tried that with three friends once" :inquisitive:
Search: "n-word"
Ms. Dewey: "Are you ok? Because one of the signs of a strok is loss of function in one hand, and from your typing patterns it seems you are typing with one hand.
fake edit: Now she's yelling at me for not searching for anything.
real edit: She also refuses to show me her breasts
edit: Ask her how old she is. And who invented the internet. And "take off your clothes!". *keep asking this one*
"do you have stairs in your house?"
"WoW"
"you gonna get raped"
"texas chainsaw massacre"
"50 cent" --best yet
"Russia" --what?
"Robot Dance"
"Arkansas"
"Aphex twin"
"George W Bush"
Uhh...
https://img489.imageshack.us/img489/4302/malletnr7.jpg
"Wheres your ring"
"windows"
"skateboarding"
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She shot a rubber-band at me *****
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'nothing caps off the evening like a good roundhouse kick to the groin' - on "penis"
'are you just letting your dog type now?' - on "Sakai"
'Here's a thought, naked croquet' - on 'naked'
Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey
That's a pretty bad search engine. Takes forever for her to "think" and the results aren't any good. I think the novelty of this search engine wears off after a few seconds before it becomes annoying.
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Type in “I want you” and she says “something tells this isn’t the first time you tried to woo a computer screen” thought that was quite funny
Edit:Also she wants to rule the world
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Yep she does wanna take over the world. I saw her planning it I swear. GOD HELP US.
She wants to take me out for a drink. :
She went crazy for a sec there but she got here drink.
I don't think she's Christian. :no:
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Oh you just have to try "math"
oh after converting imperial to metric.................... that's kind of small
Edit with a search did get this video even Alex Trebec understands 1337
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rfBxHh4jI8Q
Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey
I love this search engine. Type in "are you gay"
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If ya'll don't mind, please keep your penises, testicles, rape thoughts, n-words, and "are you gay" comments to yourselves.
Thank you.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
If ya'll don't mind, please keep your penises, testicles, rape thoughts, n-words, and "are you gay" comments to yourselves.
Thank you.
:laugh4:
The best search engine ever. (Beirut that is)
Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey
I typed in Beriut. All I got was a "Please rephase the question"
Disapointing.
