I thought Skynet was going to go self-aware, but it looks like the robot holocaust will begin with automated sommeliers. It tasted one person, and identified him as bacon. Another man was sized up as prosciutto. Chilling.
When the robots come to slice you up and serve you on toasted bread with a side of olive oil and diced tomatoes, don't say you weren't warned.
It's FAVA BEANS and chianti on the side..... :laugh4:
11-10-2006, 17:42
InsaneApache
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Probably sheer coincidence that Shimazu chose green and white for robbies colour scheme. :inquisitive:
If you want a purple one, you'd have to find scientist called Hojo. :laugh4:
11-10-2006, 17:48
caravel
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
**Thinks of a future with huge robots walking about wearing the clan insignias, fighting a never ending war and ultimately destroying the entire world** :skull:
11-10-2006, 18:39
GoreBag
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Cool.
11-10-2006, 19:44
Adrian II
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
When it has identified a wine, the robot speaks up in a childlike voice.
To be fair, so do most sommeliers. Seriously though, what is this electromechanical imbecile supposed to do at my table? According to the piece..
.. it names the brand and adds a comment or two on the taste, such as whether it is a buttery chardonnay or a full-bodied shiraz, and what kind of foods might go well on the side.
Suppose I order the steak au poivre and a hefty shiraz to douse it. The electrojerk brings it to my table, opens it, tastes it, and says in a childlike voice: "Why this is a full-bodied shiraz, Mr Adrian. May I gently recommend a steak au poivre to go with it?"
Fifteen minutes of that in a half-decent restaurant and it's dish-washing time for the rest of little Bobbie's life. :mellow:
11-10-2006, 19:48
Crazed Rabbit
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
I'm stalking up on EMP guns as we speak.
Hey, good to see you back Adrain!
CR
11-10-2006, 19:55
yesdachi
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Never mind.
11-10-2006, 19:58
Adrian II
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
I'm stalking up on EMP guns as we speak.
Hey, good to see you back Adrain!
CR
Avast, look who's crawling out o' the bung hole. Ole Rabbit, me hearty!
Arrr, it's been a while since I scraped the barnacles of yer rudder, but I'll give you a taste o' the captain's daughter yet!
:pirate:
11-10-2006, 20:00
InsaneApache
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Be careful with the pirate talk, the Islamists might chop your hands off. :laugh4:
11-10-2006, 22:22
Crazed Rabbit
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Quote:
Originally Posted by AdrianII
Avast, look who's crawling out o' the bung hole. Ole Rabbit, me hearty!
Arrr, it's been a while since I scraped the barnacles of yer rudder, but I'll give you a taste o' the captain's daughter yet!
:pirate:
Ahoy, ye old sea dog! Arr, tis good to see ye in these seas again!
:pirate:
11-10-2006, 22:40
GoreBag
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Dude, he said you crawled out of a bung hole. Are you going to take that?
11-10-2006, 22:42
Csargo
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus.
11-11-2006, 00:24
Adrian II
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
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Originally Posted by GoreBag
Dude, he said you crawled out of a bung hole. Are you going to take that?
Ahoy, ye bilge rat! Did it ever occur to yer scurvy-ridden brain that it be him, da Rabbit, what taught me to speak Pirate in da first place? I say he'll be none the worse for a good earblisterin from his ole matey!
11-12-2006, 23:16
Moros
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
I always tought it tasted like chicken titititititit...
11-12-2006, 23:46
Papewaio
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
It tasted one person, and identified him as bacon. Another man was sized up as prosciutto. Chilling.
Isn't that what cannibals say too? So chilling accurate.
It would be an interesting thing in a more discreet format for those of us who have zero wine (but plenty of whine) knowledge. Maaatttee what this? It looks like a shazzza but it smells like strawberry liquor/ Octan 98 mate.
Not that I know anyone like that. :inquisitive: :sweatdrop:
BTW Welcome back AdrianII!
11-12-2006, 23:46
InsaneApache
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Didn't the cannibals in the Pacific call the white man long pig? They say that human flesh tastes like salty pork.
Now where did I put that apple sauce?
11-13-2006, 00:13
Adrian II
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
Isn't that what cannibals say too? So chilling accurate.
It would be an interesting thing in a more discreet format for those of us who have zero wine (but plenty of whine) knowledge. Maaatttee what this? It looks like a shazzza but it smells like strawberry liquor/ Octan 98 mate.
Not that I know anyone like that. :inquisitive: :sweatdrop:
Didn't the cannibals in the Pacific call the white man long pig? They say that human flesh tastes like salty pork.
Not just in the Pacific. The Aztecs were reported to compare human flesh to pork. We do, apparently, taste like bacon. That's not the problem. It's robots knowing we taste like bacon, that's where the trouble starts. Sure, they've been programmed to be good, and they want to be good, but how long can they resist the succulent taste of human flesh? How long before they begin to slice, fry and sautée their erstwhile masters?
11-13-2006, 04:58
Papewaio
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
I wonder what wine goes well with soylent green. :2thumbsup:
11-13-2006, 05:02
Motep
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
wait a sec...I taste like bacon? Huh...never knew that.
11-13-2006, 18:47
Moros
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
yes apparently I do.
Man...typing with one finger is quite challenging.
11-14-2006, 17:29
Lemur
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
The robot apocalypse just keeps getting closer. Now they know we taste good, and they have robot guns to aid in the human culling! Aieeee!
Samsung has partnered with Korea University to develop a machine-gun equipped sentry robot, which consists of “two cameras: one for day-time and one for infrared night vision, zooming capabilities, a speaker for notifying the intruder, sophisticated pattern recognition to detect the difference between humans/trees, and a 5.5mm machine-gun.”
"…are expected to sell for $200,00 USD and will be available late in 2007. The South Korean government plans to deploy these friendly reminders on the border between South and North Korea, to further ease relations between the countries"
11-14-2006, 18:18
Conqueror
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
That Korean robot looks suspiciously alike to ED-209 :sweatdrop:
11-14-2006, 18:42
drone
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
"You have 15 seconds to comply..."
11-14-2006, 19:49
yesdachi
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
"You have 15 seconds to comply..."
I DON’T TASTE LIKE BACON!!!!
“10 seconds…”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps if I were to offer my 2 daughters, who also taste like bacon and have never laid with a man you would let me alone? … hummn I think I am crossing my threads.
11-14-2006, 20:01
Vladimir
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Quote:
Originally Posted by yesdachi
I DON’T TASTE LIKE BACON!!!!
“10 seconds…”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps if I were to offer my 2 daughters, who also taste like bacon and have never laid with a man you would let me alone? … hummn I think I am crossing my threads.
When did virgins start to taste like bacon? ~:eek:
11-14-2006, 20:35
yesdachi
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
When did virgins start to taste like bacon? ~:eek:
I am tempted to make a fish pun but that is also from another thread. :wink:
11-16-2006, 09:49
Kurando
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Frink: You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us
that all robots will eventually turn against their masters
and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting
with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.
Repairman: How much time do we have, professor?
Frink: [checks clipboard] Well, according to my calculations, the
robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.
[Scratchy robot grabs men by the throat]
Oh, I forgot to, er, carry the one.