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First Austrians, now the USA. A kidnapper shoots himself in the crown jewels. One can only hope that his contribution to the gene pool has been curtailed.
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Understatement of the week: "causing him to cringe...." :laugh4:
Good Lord, BG, did you cheat on your wife/fiance or something? You seem to have this obession with going out and finding the most excruciating agony the world's idiots have inflicted upon their behnaynays, and publishing links in here, in all their sympathetically painful glory. I'm beginning to cringe and reach to cover my sack whenever I've seen that you've posted, regardless of the topic.
(Just kidding about the infidelity claim, mate, but in the name of merciful Christ, PLEASE, if you have to get this out of your system, watch the collected works of Jackass this weekend or something...:dizzy2:)
Wonder how long it took the cops to stop laughing when they booked him. :laugh4: :laugh4:
If this is all he did, this guy is seriously hard.Quote:
The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe
VERY poor choice of phrasing BKS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Hehe, genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
How do you explain that to a doctor? "I shot myself in the balls"...
Hehe, Zing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
Mind you, we don't know what does it for the guy, so...:help:
I think the massive bloodstain on your crotch would tell him most of what he needs to know.Quote:
How do you explain that to a doctor? "I shot myself in the balls"...
Another one who made a testacle of himself. :laugh4:
And it was the left one, too.
I wonder, when he went to the hospital did he say to the doctor..."Eunuch gonna believe this....." :clown:
That would have had to be one heck of a cringe!Quote:
causing him to cringe -- which caused the gun to fire again.
Guy: Doc... my Nuts...
Doc: Oh My Lord, what in the name of god did you do to them?
lol, funny man :-) :-)
Such articles make me feel uncomfortable. :scared:
just ouch....OMG....OUCH! :dizzy2:
But....if your bollock has been shot off...does it hurt? ....after all it's now been amputated.....a bit like amputees who get an ichy toe....when the toe has long gone.
Fascinating how the brain works......now there's a mystery wrapped in an enigma....:inquisitive:
Ow ow ow ow ow and more ow but he deserved it though,
he tried to shoot someone
I've said I'd give me left nut for something, but it usually was bigger than speakers
I swear to God* the very first thought that popped into my head when I saw this thread was "who's talking about his hobbies ?"... :shame:
*...who I don't believe in...
I had heard that these supposed sensations experienced by amputees [i.e. theQuote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
"itchy toe"] usually just take the form of a painful reaction, which they choose
to explain as that "itch" - but I would not be surprised if cases vary.
That said, if something were to cause stimulation of the corresponding area of
the brain then you would think that these sensations could occur, given what
testing has shown.
Going to try it yourself then?
{I think there is a risk of these topics becoming something of a weekly feature
on this board.}
wow thats nuts
My condolences to the surviving twin.
Now you did it BG, I'm now so worried about my future lineage that I decided to store a jar of male syrup (self made, with love) in the fridge. I just hope my roommates don't find it and confuse it with something edible.
...any suggestions for an ambiguous lable on it?
Hand cream.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kralizec
Hey Pannonian, long time no see. ~:cheers:
Krazilec, I have 2 things to say. First, EEWWW!!!! And second, I'm never eating ANYTHING that's come out of your house. (We need a puking smiley).
That's an unfortunate smiley considering what Kralizec was talking about. Enjoying being persecuted by the lynchmobs in the Gameroom?Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Corleone
The whole thread is utterly EWWW. A common reaction to many Banquo-begun threads, though Lemur takes the prize for recent threads.Quote:
Krazilec, I have 2 things to say. First, EEWWW!!!! And second, I'm never eating ANYTHING that's come out of your house. (We need a puking smiley).
You cut me to the quick, sir. With both thy thrusts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pannonian
:vanish:
I could make a joke about my cooking right now :chef: but I think the disgust factor of this thread is already pretty high :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Corleone