Stories in Six Words (done before?)

I'm sure many of you have seen Hemingway's:

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"For sale: Baby Shoes, never worn."

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This remains probably the most outstanding example of the six-word story, but who is to say that the collective talents of the Org cannot outdo the Grand Old Man?

Let's see what we can come up with between us - please post your six word stories here! To put people in the mood, I'll also quote Joss Whedon's recent contribution to the genre:

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"Dress removed easily. Head, less so."

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Finally, let me start the ball rolling with a couple of my own, although I daresay that similar ones have appeared elsewhere - both seem very obvious:

1. "'Much larger, yes.' she said, wistfully."

2. "'Good Lord, Carstairs! They're all growing!'"

Enjoy!