The Oblique Danger of Gorgeous Naked Chicks

Sure, you're thinking, those gorgeous naked women frolicking by the river are pure bonus. But that's what you're supposed to think. In reality, they are the sweet end of a honey trap. Read on, and be forewarned -- exercise extreme caution when watching naked women!

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Watch out for hot naked girls…

These days thieves are becoming so sophisticated that their creativity spreads fear. Some of them have already designed special electronic scanners that can break car alarm codes; others have used cranes to drag away vehicles. But the most impressive theft took place in Moscow not very long ago. The crime was performed with such eloquence that even the victims themselves could not help expressing their admiration, Moskovskiy Komsomolets reports.

Here is how the stealing was performed – one hot afternoon the Balashikh beach on the Moscow-River shore received special visitors: three extremely attractive girls in an SUV. They got out of the car, approached the water and… took off all their clothes. Then the hotties began splashing near the shore, laughing and capturing everyone’s attention.

On top of that the witnesses claimed that the girls even gave a minor lesbian show and started playfully washing each other, which was met with high approval and wild excitement by the male observers.

While these naked women with sexy bodies gathered around themselves a crowd of admirers, a group of thieves approached the fans’ abandoned cars. Within some fifteen minutes ten cars were robbed clean and four very expensive ones were stolen! As for the three nymphs, after completing their show they quickly got into their car and disappeared in some unknown direction.

Currently both the cars and the performers are being sought by the police. However, the investigators say that it would be very hard to prove the girls’ fault. After all, they were simply bathing…

Ahh, the male sex's most unyielding weakness. :smash:

Genius people. I would come just for the girls, however. The can take my car if they like, the only thing worth something in there is a crowbar.
By the way, BP, what is the smiley supposed to be hitting with his hammer. It isn't my biggest weakness is it? That would heart, and he keeps on hitting for an eternity too.

I for one...will risk it.

Originally Posted by IrishArmenian:
By the way, BP, what is the smiley supposed to be hitting with his hammer. It isn't my biggest weakness is it? That would heart, and he keeps on hitting for an eternity too.

Order! Order! Order in the court!

well....one can´t expect such a show to be for free.....I´d take my chances.:book:

I got ripped off like that.

She danced, she took off her clothes, she put on a show, and before I knew it I was kidnapped, forced to live with her, hand over my pin number, and care for her children.

They're all the same... :brood:

Originally Posted by Beirut:
I got ripped off like that.

She danced, she took off her clothes, she put on a show, and before I knew it I was kidnapped, forced to live with her, hand over my pin number, and care for her children.

They're all the same... :brood:

Brilliant!

Originally Posted by Beirut:
I got ripped off like that.

Yes, probably the most expensive honey-trap there is.

If I could convince 3 hotties to get naked I don’t think I could leave the house to commit any thefts. :wink:

Originally Posted by yesdachi:
If I could convince 3 hotties to get naked I don’t think I could leave the house to commit any thefts. :wink:

I've convinced dozens of hotties to get naked.

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Unfortunately, not all at the same time.

Originally Posted by Strike For The South:
I for one...will risk it.

Heh, I was thinking the same thing :eyebrows:

~:smoking:

I will.

That's why there's advantages to being a birdwatcher...just grab the binoculars from the glove compartment and watch teh show from teh comfort of your own vehicle

Seems the criminals barely got away after strip searching the victims' cars.

Originally Posted by Lignator:
That's why there's advantages to being a birdwatcher...just grab the binoculars from the glove compartment and watch teh show from teh comfort of your own vehicle

Not a bird watcher, a photographer!

Oh great. So, as well as dealing with all the bad things that are obviously bad things, the religious fundamentalism, global poverty, climate change, reality television shows, etc, NOW I have to accept that even good things (to whit, naked hotties frolicking in the river) are ALSO bad things?

Is there nothing left a man can simply enjoy? Aha :idea2: Lemur, please, if you find a story in which bad things happen as a result of the creatively criminal use of beer, keep it to yourself?

Originally Posted by English assassin:
Lemur, please, if you find a story in which bad things happen as a result of the creatively criminal use of beer, keep it to yourself?

How can I resist when you put it like that? For your own good, don't click on the spoil tag ...

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Band director ticketed for supplying beer
By The Chippewa Herald
Published: Tuesday, January 2, 2007 1:34 PM CST

A Chippewa Falls Senior High School band director was cited over the weekend for supplying beer to two underage men.

Andrei Strizek, 25, 400 Pumphouse Road, received the citation for a city ordinance violation on Saturday night. The citation is a non-criminal civil matter carrying a forfeiture of $248.

The two underage adults were identified as former students of Strizek, Adam Prahl, 18 and Riley Mogenhauer, 19.

According to police records: Officers responded to a call at 11:10 p.m. Saturday for a possible underage party at an apartment at 400 Pumphouse Road. The apartment was listed to Strizek.

Police asked if there were underage people present. Strizek reportedly said there were no underage people there. Asked if everyone was legal, Strizek said “yes.”

Police checked identifications and found two who were under 21. Preliminary breath tests indicated Prahl had a blood alcohol content of .04 and Mogenhauer .043. The legal limit for driving for a person over 21 is .08. For those under 21 there is an absolute sobriety standard.