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So, I woke up with the feeling I was going to splode, god it hurted pretty bad. So to the toilet I go, god. I know I have been overdoing it, but this don't fit it just isn't reasonable. So I spend more then an hour giving birth to this thing, it's ripping me to shreds. When all is over I have to inspect it, I never knew such a thing was possible. God bless december.
Don't tell me you just opened a thread dedicated to your, eh, hm, droppings ?
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Uhm ... thanks for sharing this ... I guess.
I leave this open for another ca. 30 minutes (until I have taken a shower) to give other patrons the chance to share their "My bestest dump" experiences ... then :dancinglock:
Um... aghhh.
Reminds me of having Giardia, excpet its the opposite. *shudders*
Thank you Ser. I think the Org community will be very gratefull for this opportunity.
After the production of the brown substance, there comes the cleaning of your behind with the toiletpaper.
Sometimes I'm lucky and I just need one or two pieces of paper. But most of the time, I sweep and sweep and sweep and even after I've swept 20 or 30 times, each time with a clean piece of toilet paper, it still comes up brown (sometimes yellow) and my lovely behind seems not to be clean yet. What do you do then?
Do you
a) continue until it is clean (like I do), with the result you are sitting there in that little room for about 20 minutes;
b) stop with the result a brown boxershorts at the end of the day?
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OK - time's up