Q: Why do modders always carry a suitcase?
A: Because they always want to pack everything they can.
Your turn (and if no one posts I will unlesh another one..mwuahahaha)
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Q: Why do modders always carry a suitcase?
A: Because they always want to pack everything they can.
Your turn (and if no one posts I will unlesh another one..mwuahahaha)
:laugh4: oh, that was horrible:inquisitive: :shame: ..... :laugh4:
Oh, I can get them much worse ;) And seeing as you did not post one, here's another:
Q: Why do modellers often not get on with parrots?
A: Because they don't like too many pollys
I know my contributions here have been less then admirable.What shows a true modder?
When normal people on Sundays worry what all kind of things should they do next week in work and private.A real modder worries how many things he/she can leave undone to reserve enough time for modding.:help:
Please get them coming.
Q: Why did the modeller send his model to Taiwan?
A: Because he wanted to export a cas file
Q: Why do modders stand up when Vercingetorix entered the room?
A: Because a Gaul entered the room.
Q: Why did the modder cross the road?
A: because he was messing around with the files and accidentally attached himself to the chicken!
Q: Why was the Modder arrested?
A: Police overheard him boasting about skinning someone
Excellent you three! Wles, you surprise me! hehe.
Q: What is a Coder's favourite game?
A: Tag
LOL, good one!
Q: How many modders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We can't change the lightbulb, it's hardcoded.
Barbarossa82> :laugh4: ! I like that one!
Q: What is green then blue then red, jumping up and down, cursing God and the universe?
A: A modder having a CTD with no show_err message.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ann Abel.
Ann Able who?
Ann Abel to create settlement at 230, 117!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor
Ivor who?
Ivor CTD when my city revolts
(yes, maybe we ought to leave the 'knock knock' jokes alone..)
Why modders work in a morge?
Because they work with skeletons
DONT KILL ME!~D
How many modders does it take to change a light bulb??
10.
one to change it.
3 to reserch it's history.
2 to ask if it can be tweeked.
3 to ask when it will be done.
And one to claim he already changed it.
Q. What is a modder's least favourite flavour?
A. Vanilla :grin:
Q. What's the most favourite name chosen by modders for their pet dogs?
A: Patch
These jokes are really cheesy... but funny.
LoL to you all!
Keep'em coming!
lol:laugh4: :laugh4:
Why moders cant be geography teachers?
Because they complaint about maps.
I know, that was awful