You know you've played too much mafia when...

Not mine:

...you try to get out of a speeding ticket by counterclaiming the cop

...you angrily call your local religious figure a sinner because "you're not allowed to quote God's PMs"

When meeting someone for the first time, you analyze the conversation for subliminal hints to figure out what their job is.

Then when they ask you what you do for a living, you get defensive and ask them why they want to know.

And of course, you're immediately suspicious of anyone who has the same job as you.

When the serial killers gets captured or killed you think "yeah, it's really hard to win as serial killer".

...when you vote for a Presidential candidate in the hope of seeing him lynched.

When you're accusing one of your friends of something and another person defends them, you think they're secretly up to something.

...someone breaks into your home and murders you, and you think of it as a compliment

...at your funeral, a faint "Bah, go town!" is heard coming from your coffin


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...you watch cop/detective TV shows and are puzzled because that's not how the justice system works.

...you are hesitant to post in other threads because you think the evidence might be used against you in future games.

...you wonder why more doctors don't stay up at night in case they need to make a house call to protect someone.

Go to the local townsquare at the evening and you are surprised that noone is executed.

You call the first person you met in the street:"I saw he, he is mafia!"

If you don't trust someone anymore after he/she ate a meatball.

You plan to take over the WORLD!...or is that just me?

You believe that idiot behind the desk can't really be your boss.
You try to devise a way to assassinate the Prime Minister using two elastic bands and a small whale, to add to the comic value.
You think that ninjas are the most overrated thing since pirates...

...you find importance in voting...

You complain the game is rigged when the doctor doesn't stop someone dying.
You dislike someone so start to fabricate evidence to get them lynched in a majority vote.

... you want WoG the extra's in the detective series on TV because they aren't participating well enough.

1)You go to lie detection seminars and try to see if you can figure an posters truthfulness by looking at their avatar image.

You visit regulary the gameroom, waiting to a new mafia game.

...you randomly accuse people of a crime. It's not that you think they're guilty, you just want to see how they'll respond. :dizzy2:

When someone asks you for a coffe you go, "Are you looking at me weird? I have powerful; friends!"

You put bars across your door, pay for security and get your own bodyguards

When you think the cat on the fence is actually a spie for the Mafia.

When you make self-destructing PM's.

When you eat lunch that can't be traced.

When you try to steal your own bodybag from the autopsy so nobody will ever know your role!

When you go to medical school you're surprised their isn't more gun training.

When you read in the paper that three people got killed tonight you think someone is cheating.

...you expected Saddam to reveal that all along he was a detective working for the Coalition. And for half the Coalition to buy it and vote to lynch Ahmed Chalabi instead. And for Saddam to be murdered in his sleep the following night.

...you think JFK should have continued posting after his death to work towards a town victory. And you're looking forward to the write up to see who really killed JFK.

When you think being a townie is a underrated role, and the goverment should pay you for it.

When you in real life distrust everybody who bares the name Sasaki, Kojiro or Lemur.

When you Vote:Sasaki in your location and User Title.

I know this from experience.

When you don't understand why politicians so eagerly collect people to vote for them...

Quote your top 5 When you know... of this thread

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Originally Posted by Pannonian

...you expected Saddam to reveal that all along he was a detective working for the Coalition. And for half the Coalition to buy it and vote to lynch Ahmed Chalabi instead. And for Saddam to be murdered in his sleep the following night.

...you think JFK should have continued posting after his death to work towards a town victory. And you're looking forward to the write up to see who really killed JFK.

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Great stuff ! :laugh4:

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your wife says she'll do the dishes all by herself and you start arguing with her and accuse her that she doesn't want to do the dishes. You suspect her of playing the caring, loving and helpful wife but in fact she wants you to say "No honey, I'll do it". So in fact she's acting very suspicious and tries to pretend wanting to the dishes while in fact she wants you to do the dishes all by yourself. You end up three days later doing a huge pile of dishes together without saying a word to each other. :shame:

....you see somebody who was previously found to be mafia posting elsewhere and you immediately think: lynch him!

:creep:

when you are one of the first 5 to die

you have been made mafiosi

you have been elected mayor/ cap. of police (or whoever is in charge of investigating) twice or more by a landslide because of popularity from previous mafia games (a bit old school feature now right?)

you start voting players in non-mafia games/topics, and talk about an incident from a mafia game in non-mafia games/ topics

you have a vote: (player) in your quote, famous quote from mafia game, other mafia related things, such as I-N-N-O-C-E-N-T in your description

you have made one of the foolish moves in mafia game history
cough Spartan

you have been executed/killed for an incident from a previous mafia game

you know the whole mafia glossary

you still call me Spartan (if you were in previous mafia games)

Spam everywhere recruiting players.

You compulsively try to deceive people in unrelated threads :sweatdrop:

When you try to get your govorner to impose marshal law so you could start a lynch wagon on that bastard who stole your stereo.

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Originally Posted by Lord Motep of Kendermore

When you try to get your govorner to impose marshal law so you could start a lynch wagon on that bastard who stole your stereo.

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lol

When you post in the You know you've played too much mafia when...

When you have the Gameroom as your homepage.

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Originally Posted by Caius Flaminius

When you have the Gameroom as your homepage.

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...Im guilty of that....:sweatdrop:

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