This is mainly for the Brits. Expose yourselves!
The Chav Test
Quid
Edit: 20%
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This is mainly for the Brits. Expose yourselves!
The Chav Test
Quid
Edit: 20%
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Originally Posted by Quid
20%
But some of those options are things that every British person has encountered.
22%. However, in my defence...
-The Burberry item I own is a trench coat. Not a very chavvy garment.
-The suit with more than three buttons I own is double breasted. Again, pretty much the opposite of what the question was getting at.
-I'm very proud of the fact that I didn't go to a private school.
18%.
31%, apparently. Wiggers obviously have different traditions in Britain than here in North America.
33% In my defense some of those are just becuase Im white trash
20% Hmm:inquisitive:
7%. What the hell is a chav?
22% :laugh4: Glad it wasn't too much above that, though.
I got 22% too, which is, in my opinion, not bad, but is not especially good either.
11%. But like BKS I own a trenchcoat. Corned beef hash - not unknown in 24 hour ration packs. As for the rest, I've grown up having to deal with Americans (earrings, 'toilet' &c.)
16% chav. But I protest I only ate pot noodles when I was a student.
Still, I shouldn't complain, because if it had asked what football team I supported I would have gone off the scale.
(Come on you Gills !)
16%
I refer to the loo as the toliet and a sofa is a "settee" around these parts. As to clothing I'm a somewhat scruffy git, but I don't wear any of the chav brands.
Personally I think the whole chav thing has gone too far. The upper crust now seem to refer to most of the working classes as chavs, and there are some people that don't consider themselves as chavs, but in fact are, while looking down their noses at others. The only types that I find very offensive are the ugly little hoody wearing youths and the "kappa slappers" that are never too far away. The type that hang about outside off licences making the place look untidy, asking you to buy booze for them or looking for a "spare cigarette", whatever that may be.
20% which kind of surprised me. I only bought flowers one time at a petrol station for my girlfriend. I know that's kind of chav, at least I wasnt in a car.
24%?
Must be the football shirts, the mobile phone ring-tone, and the R & B.
And I do own some Burberry, but the checks are discrete and not visible on the outside. :shame:
We do not have chavs in Scotland...
No, they're called Neds up there IIRC... do they wear burberry kilts? :inquisitive:
But you have NEDs.:juggle2:
18% Chav
Too high, far too high for someone of my impeccable tastes and standards. :toff:
Yes, we have Neds and Jakeys...
Vast quantities, grown in great schemes, thousands at a time... In cities across the realm... ugh...
I got 24%.
We have we scallies in Merseyside.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scally
18%
7% for me
13% one of the lowest around :D most questions and names seemed totally random to me so i just answered no...
Dear god I’m 11% chav that’s 11% to much
In defence
Co-op was near where I lived
Marks and Spencer food hall is expensive
What’s wrong with saying tea for dinner?
And for all those who don't know what a chav is http://www.chavscum.com/
haha. i got 2% chavvy rating. good enough for me.
lol this should be fun!
I got 36% chav! What the heck?
29%
I'm ashamed. Genuinely ashamed. Kinda stupid questions though.
44% I have nothing to say. :shame:
48%
I never paid enough attention to brand names when I was there to break the test.:shame:
Call me silly, but when they're not being loud when I'm trying to concentrate, their antics can be pretty funny. The thing is though, I think many/most of them don't conciously know what's going on.
Because nobody would take me too seriously there, I liked to ride around on the tube w/ tons of pot in my pocket reeking all over or drunk; most of them seemed to appreciate a drunk American.~:)
The old ladies sometimes seemed genuinely offended, though I think that they get a lot of practice.
You were at UCL for a time, right?
Got any recommendations for good restaurants/pubs in the area? There are so many that I've inevitably missed some of the good ones.