You come home round 2 o'clock in the night and when you open the door you see your wife standing in the hallway with a baseball bat and a look that says: HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!?!
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You come home round 2 o'clock in the night and when you open the door you see your wife standing in the hallway with a baseball bat and a look that says: HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!?!
When you do a friend a favor by sending innocent PM's...
*cough*check the Capo de Tutti Capi thread*cough*
...when you see a moderator at your front door with a knife in his hand.
When you see Beirut in the hallway screaming "LOCKED!"
you invite Dr. Lectur to dinner, passing out during the first course, only to regain consciousness to find the top of your skull removed and Hannibal stir-frying something lumpy and grey on a skillet next to you. :sweatdrop: :no: :skull:
When you are afraid of a Axeman
When you look outside and see Mithrandir...and a camel...and another camel...
So many camels...
Hey...wait a minute...
Do camels usually have rifles?
...your holding a ticking box that starts to go 5....4....3....2...
That would suck.
...your doctor tells you, "And only 3 hours until the cure would be ready."
That would suck even worse.
Your doctor tells you that you have 3 minutes to live.
You ask if there is anything that you can do.
The doctor says.....
How about a boiled egg?
You go outside and there is a strange green cloud swirling from the sky.
Every time you go outside it begins to thunder.
When you walk down the street/hallway/crypt chamber you hear thumping dark music.
You find yourself in the center field while two approaching Armies charge each other.
.. you are born.
your dead
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Originally Posted by Papewaio
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Originally Posted by Papewaio
:skull: You just killed this Thread... :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
When you join the mafia game and post....
Babies don't know they're going to die. That realisation comes much later. :baby:Quote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
Or, more aptly: When you join a mafia game and don't post.Quote:
When you join the mafia game and post....
when you can see half of your head on the wall
when you see a body without a head wearing a shirt that looks exactly like yours.
When you are stuck in a freezer, I guess.
Or when you tell one of our beloved mods that camels are stupid.
you eat in the Mc Donalds
you wear a free tibet shirt in china or talk about a genocide in Turky.
Tought working as a police officer in Iraq shouldn't be much of a problem.
Piano is about to fall on your head.
You commit suicide.
Masturbate, Jesus said it himself! I tell you! And blind. Blind too!
your freind posts a pm telling you are a mafia on accident.
dress up as a tree in Beirut's neigbourhood.
you're terminal.
you notice you holded the gun in the wrong direction.
you have a druid with you, screamin "Leroy!"
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you have a druid with you, screamin "Leroy!"
You know you're going to die when... you sing "I'ma gonna go to hell when I die." and clap your hands several times in the process.
you know you're going to die when, it's your job to clean the alligator's teeth.
When you have to listen to Jazz with Cosby.
When you're a chinese and get an MMORPG from your parents.
When you mess with the twinkies.
When you're an infedel on vacation in Afghanistan.
When you like to wear pink clothes in Saoudi Arabia.
When you go to an American public school.
When you play WoW for 56 hours straight.
When you think: "haggis can't be that bad."
When you decide that a cantus is much more fun with Wodka then with beer.
When you try to out drink Divinus Arma.
When you say you have seen someone eating a spicy meat-a-ball.
When the doctor tells you are going to die.
When you have bought all the DVD boxes of all seasons of Family Matters.
When you find eating a sponge, a brick and cement and drinking a whole lot of water to be healthy.
when you see sombody with a gun yelling your name
when you tripover a wire in the forests of Vietnam
when you step onto a stone in a flor, and it presses inwards
when you see god
f you go to the light at the end of the tunnel
when you eat pie coated with paint from the forties
when you go into a gangs hideout and say "I know the whole truth"
when you say "screw Allah" in a mosque
when yuu have an iq of 50 or less
when you tell everybody in the mafia you are a detective and refuse to post investigation results.
When you find yourself wearing a red shirt and standing on a transporter pad behind Kirk and Spock. :sweatdrop:
No, that's when you know you'll be a sucesfull American politician...~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Motep of Kendermore
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Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Kirk: Okay we've never been on this world before, our readings tell us it's fraught with danger. That means Me, Spock, and Ensign Jim will go.
Ensign Jim: :furious3:
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Originally Posted by Lord Motep of Kendermore
Wrong again, thats when you know you´ll be a consultant for a succesfull american politicianQuote:
Originally Posted by Moros
When Bush is going to have 100% of the American votes.
When you are born (copyright Daddywaio).