What the Elf do you think you're doing?

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03-07-2007, 16:25
InsaneApache

What the Elf do you think you're doing?

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A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard.

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He is accused of stealing two sets of bras, knickers, suspender belts and stockings from the shop on Lisburn Road on 14 December, 2005.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6425333.stm

That's put a little bit of sunshine in my day. :laugh4: Roll on the puns.....:2thumbsup:
03-07-2007, 16:27
Fragony

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

I hate these elf-loathing types, have a heart
03-07-2007, 16:44
Banquo's Ghost

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

You should have more sympathy for the mentally ill, especially when the have to rely on the National Elf Service for their shrinks.

Does beg the question though - is it a He or a Sidhe?

IBTG.*

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*In Before The Greg
03-07-2007, 16:48
InsaneApache

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

I think that's fairy nuff, but perhaps he shouldn't have boggert to do it in the first place.
03-09-2007, 19:15
Fisherking

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

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Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost

Does beg the question though - is it a He or a Sidhe?

IBTG.*

I have to tell you BG…that cracked me up so much!

I must be loosing it.
03-10-2007, 04:10
Csargo

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

:laugh4:
03-10-2007, 04:46
The Spartan (Returns)

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

why does he need all these... wares?
03-10-2007, 09:14
Gregoshi

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

Elf satisfaction maybe?
03-10-2007, 09:44
InsaneApache

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

Perhaps his wife is a waitress......wait for it!

A goblin teasmade. :embarassed:
03-10-2007, 09:50
Banquo's Ghost

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

A goblin teasmade. :embarassed:

I'm going to work on the basis that no-one outside the British Isles or under 40 will understand the double-entendre, otherwise you would be so banned. :wink3:
03-10-2007, 15:31
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

How many do you suppose got the Sidhe reference?
03-10-2007, 16:30
Banquo's Ghost

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

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Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla

How many do you suppose got the Sidhe reference?

Not fairy many.
03-10-2007, 17:07
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

Ow, that hurt.
03-10-2007, 20:20
Gregoshi

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

Well, to be perfectly honest, regarding both the "Sidhe" and "goblin teasmade" references...:404:

I had to :google: both. "Sidhe" - excellent BG. :thumbsup: I did find the "goblin" joke (naughty naughty). Now I get IA's reference (:laugh4: ) but, alas, I don't get the joke. :dunce2:
03-10-2007, 20:26
The Spartan (Returns)

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

Well, to be perfectly honest, regarding both the "Sidhe" and "goblin teasmade" references...:404:

I had to :google: both. "Sidhe" - excellent BG. :thumbsup: I did find the "goblin" joke (naughty naughty). Now I get IA's reference (:laugh4: ) but, alas, I don't get the joke. :dunce2:

anyone have a english to english dictionary?
i'm too lazy to google.
03-10-2007, 20:34
Gregoshi

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

GG, I'll tell you that Sidhe is pronounced "shee" and it is the term for earthen mounds in which people used to think elves and fairies come from. Now go back and read BG's post (#3). :laugh4:

I ain't goin' near the golin reference...
03-10-2007, 20:37
AntiochusIII

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

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Originally Posted by God's Grace

anyone have a english to english dictionary?
i'm too lazy to google.

Sidhe,

easy 'nuff. Though I must admit I had to wiki'd it to get the joke.

Of the goblin teasmade allusion I have no clue whatsoever, except that a teasmade is some sort of An Apparatus Whereby a Cup of Tea or Coffee is Automatically Made (tm), whatever that's supposed to mean.
03-10-2007, 21:19
The Spartan (Returns)

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

GG, I'll tell you that Sidhe is pronounced "shee" and it is the term for earthen mounds in which people used to think elves and fairies come from. Now go back and read BG's post (#3). :laugh4:

I ain't goin' near the golin reference...

wow that was quite the enigma. :san_laugh:
03-11-2007, 02:58
IrishArmenian

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

I hope he doesn't hurt his elf.
Damn, these kinds of threads are just asking for low class puns.
03-12-2007, 10:42
Sjakihata

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

would be funnier if you wrote: let's hope he doesn't hurt himself

:juggle2:
03-12-2007, 12:39
Hosakawa Tito

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https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...924084314d.jpg
Everybody needs a hobby....
03-13-2007, 03:23
Shaka_Khan

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

Someone probably hypnotized him. Not long ago, I have seen a lot of hypnotizing on tv.
03-13-2007, 04:27
Papewaio

Re: What the Elf do you think you're doing?

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

Well, to be perfectly honest, regarding both the "Sidhe" and "goblin teasmade" references...:404:

I know what "Sidhe" are... but the goblin teasmade, I have found out what it is but I have figured out what the joke is... although it seems to be a product for suckers made by one.
03-24-2007, 13:47
Kralizec

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I just found out about IA's joke...but it kinda ruined the effect.
03-24-2007, 15:03
Bijo

Re : What the Elf do you think you're doing?

*cold*

In the article the letter 'a' in the beginning is too much and in error.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

:smash:

No, still... The man is in trouble. If it is true he's blurring reality and fiction, well... mentally ill then.

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