Bush responsible for rainy days...

In an effort to increase depression and misery, the Bush administration frequently causes many of the rainy days the average, powerless citizen is forced to endure. Why? Because Big Phrama is having a hard time making profits these days, and they need more cash. So they've raised the price of their anti-depressants and other 'feel-good' drugs. With depression and spoiled parades/weddings/picnics shooting up across the country, people are flocking to anti-depressants in record numbers, making George Bush's corporate overlords very wealthy indeed. How has the Bush administration done this? Darth Cheney has instructed his evil mistress, Gayle Norton, secretary of the Interior department, to use his top secret 'bad weather machine' (the same one he used to create Hurricane Katrina to kill black voters in New Orleans) on days when there a particularly high number of weddings, picnics and other events. Official denials from the White House of this nefarious plot were predictable, and frankly, only serve to confirm that which we who are brave enough to think for ourselves already know.

MAKE BUSH AND CHENEY STOP RAINY DAYS!!! NO CANCELLED WEDDINGS FOR BIG PHARMA!!!

* The preceeding has been one man's attempt at satire.

Bad morning DC?

Grab a coffee, that always cheers me up.

:clown:

What about Mondays???:whip:

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Originally Posted by Don Corleone

the Bush administration frequently causes many of the rainy days the average, powerless citizen is forced to endure.

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Hah!

At least now I know who is to blame for the expected rain that will ruin the upcoming 3-day-weekend :furious3:

I'll keep that in mind - don't let me meet you on the street this weekend, GWB :whip:

Only when Bush leaves office will his reign end. ~D

Never expected the watering down of the healthcare system would lead to such excesses.

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Originally Posted by Don Corleone

In an effort to increase depression and misery, the Bush administration frequently causes many of the rainy days the average, powerless citizen is forced to endure. Why? Because Big Phrama is having a hard time making profits these days, and they need more cash. So they've raised the price of their anti-depressants and other 'feel-good' drugs. With depression and spoiled parades/weddings/picnics shooting up across the country, people are flocking to anti-depressants in record numbers, making George Bush's corporate overlords very wealthy indeed. How has the Bush administration done this? Darth Cheney has instructed his evil mistress, Gayle Norton, secretary of the Interior department, to use his top secret 'bad weather machine' (the same one he used to create Hurricane Katrina to kill black voters in New Orleans) on days when there a particularly high number of weddings, picnics and other events. Official denials from the White House of this nefarious plot were predictable, and frankly, only serve to confirm that which we who are brave enough to think for ourselves already know.

MAKE BUSH AND CHENEY STOP RAINY DAYS!!! NO CANCELLED WEDDINGS FOR BIG PHARMA!!!

* The preceeding has been one man's attempt at satire.

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Well today in the sunny NE its going to be 90+ Don (I know NH is always a little cooler though), so please send a thank you email to Judd Gregg :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

Only when Bush leaves office will his reign end. ~D

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Wa-wa-wah....

The decline of America during Bush's time in office has been precipitate.

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Originally Posted by English assassin

Bad morning DC?

Grab a coffee, that always cheers me up.

:clown:

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Actually, I really meant it to be humerous, not an uber-rant. Sorry if the tongue-in-cheek wasn't apparent.

It's funny in a way. Here Bush is ruining everyone's day for making cold, damp days when the rap on Clinton was that all he did was blow hot air.

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Originally Posted by Don Corleone

It's funny in a way. Here Bush is ruining everyone's day for making cold, damp days when the rap on Clinton was that all he did was blow hot air.

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I thought the problem with Bill was the sucking not blowing....

Or was the giant sucking sound Ross' deal....

So confused. :dizzy:

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Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh

I thought the problem with Bill was the sucking not blowing....

So confused. :dizzy:

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uh-huh

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Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh

I thought the problem with Bill was the sucking not blowing....

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The was a blue dress involved, wasn't there? :oops:

Heresy! Our President does not suck or blow -- he stands firm!

Uh, this thread is not going in a very good direction for one with my "talent". I'm signing off.

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

Uh, this thread is not going in a very good direction for one with my "talent". I'm signing off.

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Blowing off as usual just when the going gets hard. You suck.

It's not so far fetched to believe the president can cause it to rain. After all, it's a well known fact that Mike Ditka had the power to influence the weather on game days. Why not Bush?

He must hate Florida - no rain here. We're in the worse draught in recorded weather.

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Originally Posted by Pannonian

Blowing off as usual just when the going gets hard. You suck.

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Looks like Gregoshi's gone soft on us.