The misadventures of the black Prince Harry continue....

While on leave from training in Calgary HRH decides to get :daisy:faced and use his royal powers to see some TnA at a local version of Hooters.

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Harry's Calgary club visit creates tempest in a D-cup
PATRICK WHITE

From Monday's Globe and Mail

June 11, 2007 at 2:28 AM EDT

In 1939, throngs of adoring Calgarians greeted King George and Queen Elizabeth with boisterous cheers during a stop on the royal couple's cross-country tour of Canada.

How times have changed.

Now Calgary has feted the arrival of George and Elizabeth's great-grandson, Prince Harry, with a reception of a much more intimate variety: booze, lipstick and busty barmaids at one of the city's most raucous nightclubs.

A bleary-eyed Harry, who is third line to be Canada's head of state, appeared in the British tabloid News of the World Sunday with his cheeks sandwiched between the lips of two attractive females at Cowboys, a Calgary nightclub renowned for outfitting its veteran servers with breast implants.

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The Prince apparently wanted proof of the bar's claim to fame, requesting that one of the woman, Cherie Cymbalisty, 22, remove her top, according to the News of the World.

“He was obsessed about my outfit and bra top,” Ms. Cymbalisty told the tabloid after selling her story for an undisclosed sum. “He was very forward.”

The Prince then reportedly asked whether the 5-foot-6 Libra was wearing underwear and ogled a poster of the aspiring Playboy bunny removing her G-string with a stiletto.

In 2006, Ms. Cymbalisty placed third in a contest to crown Canada's Hottest Bartender, sponsored by Urban Male magazine.

According to her online entry, Ms. Cymbalisty wrote that she deserved the title “because I know how to entertain my male customers … and keep them coming back for more!! (yee-haw).”

Prince Harry appears to have agreed, returning to the club after it closed for a more intimate tête-à-tête with the bartender. He had been on a break from training with his army regiment at CFB Suffield, 250 kilometres southeast of Calgary, ahead of a tour of duty in Afghanistan.

“I think it's all quite hilarious,” said Sidney Aster, a historian at the University of Toronto at Mississauga.

“It's a new generation of royal, certainly, that goes up to a bar, has a little too much to drink and kisses some good-looking women.”

While royal visits to Canada have a long and stately history, they have also been the occasion of many a protocol breach.

More than 300 years ago, Prince William, a son of King George III, celebrated his 21st birthday with unruly sailors aboard a navy ship anchored off Newfoundland.

In 1939, Queen Elizabeth caused a stir among royal watchers after she broke away from her official duties to shake hands with a group of Scottish stonemasons in Ottawa.

“That ended up being a very successful trip all the same,” Prof. Aster said.

“Canada has become a place where royals come to have fun.”

In 1958, a 27-year-old John Turner famously danced with Princess Margaret while she was touring the country and rumours swirled that the two were a couple.

Experts in royal protocol pointed out that the two could not marry unless Margaret renounced the crown because Mr. Turner is Catholic.

“Harry better hope that this new girl isn't a Catholic,” joked Tom Freda, national director of Citizens for a Canadian Republic.

There was nothing in those past visits salacious enough to match Harry's recent trip. Even so, some veteran royal watchers applauded the young Prince's tipsy appearance among commoners.

“The monarchy has to find new ways of connecting with all sorts,” said Robert Finch, head of the Monarchist League of Canada.

“If that means the third in line to the throne going to a raucous Calgary pub, that's just a sign of the times. It's a sign the Royal Family is in touch.”

Perhaps a little too in touch. The Prince was at one point photographed pecking Ms. Cymbalisty on the cheek.

Harry is no prince of propriety. Controversy swirled in Britain after he donned a Nazi uniform for a Halloween costume in 2005.

More recently he was photographed there punching a photographer outside a pub.

:army: Must have been a slow news day. Plus theres the fact that the barwench in question got nice $30k payday from British tabloids. Everybody wins! :2thumbsup: Sometimes I think there is a conspiracy going on with the Prince of Wales sons. With Harry acting out this way to make William look better.

When I was 22 in bars, if I had the resources he had at his disposal id be doing the same dam thing.

its funny isnt it?

we have a preconcieved idea on what the royals should be...Harry certainly has no idea how a royal should behave

and good on him!..the last thing the British Monarchy needs is another stuffy old monarch who does absolutly nothing but wave their hand at people!

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“It's a new generation of royal, certainly, that goes up to a bar, has a little too much to drink and kisses some good-looking women.”

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Nonsense. Edward the Seventh wouldn't just have kissed her, he'd have given her a right royal rogering, and her mates too. Harry is a pansy.

Edward anecdote: According to Wikipedia, Edward once complained to Lilly Langtree (one of his many mistresses), "I've spent enough on you to build a battleship," whereupon she tartly replied, "And you've spent enough in me to float one."

Classy :2thumbsup:

Hee hee, that's a good one, EA. Lighten up on the poor guy. If he's guilty of bad behavior, then I'm downright felonious, and that's all I have to say about that...

The word south of the border is that the talent in Canada's strip clubs is first rate. He should try that next. :yes:

He's just like his father, James Charles.

Does he get payed for being a royal ? By the state(s) ?

If not then he can do whatever the hell he wants.

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Originally Posted by English assassin

Edward anecdote: According to Wikipedia, Edward once complained to Lilly Langtree (one of his many mistresses), "I've spent enough on you to build a battleship," whereupon she tartly replied, "And you've spent enough in me to float one."

Classy :2thumbsup:

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Wiki may not be completely reliable, but you learn some wacky stuff poking through there. In Edward's entry, it says that his last mistress was Alice Keppel, who is Camilla Parker Bowles' great-grandmother, and Camilla's grandmother may have been sired by Edward. Never knew that, I guess the apple didn't fall to far from the tree (on either side). ~D

Why do you think Madge (Snr) was against it all? She knew that he'd be mucking around with his cousin auntie. Mind you, that's de rigeur in some places. :sweatdrop:

Edit; Just worked out the family connection. :sweatdrop:

i am very definately a royalist.

and i have no problem with harry going in to a strip club whilst on leave.

he is young, and new in the army, it's what they do. he would probably get lifetime of gay-abuse from his fellows if he turned down such an opportunity.

rock on.

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Originally Posted by drone

Wiki may not be completely reliable, but you learn some wacky stuff poking through there. In Edward's entry, it says that his last mistress was Alice Keppel, who is Camilla Parker Bowles' great-grandmother, and Camilla's grandmother may have been sired by Edward. Never knew that, I guess the apple didn't fall to far from the tree (on either side). ~D

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Are you suggesting our Royal Family is incestuous? I swear by the Queen's two-headed uncle that you shall pay for this libel.

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Originally Posted by Pannonian

Are you suggesting our Royal Family is incestuous? I swear by the Queen's two-headed uncle that you shall pay for this libel.

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:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

The press over here usually has a thing for the royals and their gossip (or at least they did when Diana was still breathing), but as far as I know that possible "connection" with Camilla has never been brought up. Just another failure of our press corps. Can't see how they would pass up relative humidity...~:pimp:

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

Why do you think Madge (Snr) was against it all? She knew that he'd be mucking around with his cousin auntie. Mind you, that's de rigeur in some places. :sweatdrop:

Edit; Just worked out the family connection. :sweatdrop:

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I thought the family connection was common knowledge ?

I must read to much gossip magazines :embarassed:

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Originally Posted by doc_bean

Does he get payed for being a royal ? By the state(s) ?

If not then he can do whatever the hell he wants.

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I don't think so. Don't forget his family owns (privately mind you) more land in Great Britian than anyone else. They make cash money hand over fist without the government getting involved. Buckingham and Blamoral are private property and the fees charged to get a tour go directly into the royals pocket.

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Originally Posted by Odin

When I was 22 in bars, if I had the resources he had at his disposal id be doing the same dam thing.

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Me personally, I'd have behaved something like Edward VII. :wink3:

There is something called a royal tax you know. Every brit taxpayer pays it I heard.

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

He's just like his father, James Charles.

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He's just like most any 22 year old "soja boy" I ever knew, only with a better pick-up line and more disposable income.

so a 22 years old man likes tits and ass....

I AM.....SHOCKED!!! :laugh4:

lay off the kid....like others have said.....if I had his kind of money I´d be doing a lot worse.:2thumbsup:

let the boy win his spurs

I wanna be a Royaaaall!! :laugh4:

Nice one Prince Harry =)

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Originally Posted by FactionHeir

There is something called a royal tax you know. Every brit taxpayer pays it I heard.

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But where does it go to ?

Most countries only pay for the King/Queen, some for the first heir. Harry is neither, he is unlikely to ever become king, why should he be denied his freedom ?

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Originally Posted by FactionHeir

There is something called a royal tax you know. Every brit taxpayer pays it I heard.

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Codstwaddle.

The money that the Royal Family get from the Civil List is money for Official Engagements in any case, not attending nightclubs and such. The money the Royal Family give back from taxes on private income and from the Crown Estates greatly exceeds the Civil List in any case.

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Originally Posted by FactionHeir

There is something called a royal tax you know. Every brit taxpayer pays it I heard.

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There's no such thing, as far as I am aware. It's media-speak for the Civil List, which is an arrangement between Parliament and the monarch (and certain members of the Royal Family) whereby an annual grant is paid for upkeep. This comes out of general revenues.

The monarch handed over the rather lucrative Crown Estates revenues to Parliament in return for this grant. I suspect the latter gets more money in from these than it pays out - or rather, it certainly should do if stewarded correctly.

The Prince of Wales is also the Duke of Cornwall, and this estate remains in his hands. Charles therefore does not receive the Civil List grant, but stewards his own resources.

I'm not a tax expert for the British system, but I can't recall any hypothecated taxes let alone a royal tax. (Perhaps some local council tax is allegedly so allocated).

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*Hypothecated tax is tax specifically raised and allocated to a particular purpose - ie a tax to pay for the Royal Family.

EDIT: His Grace, the Duke Malcolm responded far more succinctly while I wrote!