There's a handy application for the vacancy right here. Looks pretty basic. I think it's high time the Org had its own Senator.
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There's a handy application for the vacancy right here. Looks pretty basic. I think it's high time the Org had its own Senator.
Just be prepared of the mighty task of representing all fifteen of its citizens!
Any excuse to post Zappa :laugh4:Quote:
While we're at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for ya. This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the united states of america, ladies and gentlemen. This is a song that warns you in advance, that next year, everybody is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy, and not only that, they've been planning it for years. The name of this song is (pardon me), Poofters Froth, Wyoming, Plans Ahead.
Poofters Froth, Wyoming,
March Eleven Sixty-Seven
Take a letter, Miss Abetter
as our pigeons will be homin'.
To our jobbers in Dakota
And to Merwyn, Minnesota
This is merely just a note about
Performance to our quota
Well, we've all come out to show dem,
And the Elks have helped us
Load 'em
Little packets full of jackets
Little rackets, little rackets
Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments
Little Pofter's Froth Anointments
Little hoods, little goods
Little doo-dads from the woods
The entire stock is shipping
Oh our shod is hardly slipping
To the markets of the world
Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!
T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,
Poster rolls with matching tacks
Yes, a special beer for sports
(and paper cups that hold two quarts)
Everything a nation needs
For making hoopla while it feeds
The trash compactors, small reactors,
Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers:
This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute(HYULK!)
Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
Ah but we have been astute!
Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Galoot!
Will they hold it against me if I've never been to Wyoming?
Crazed Rabbit
Years as a resident of Wyoming?
Do we even know anyone from Wyoming?
You might be surprised who lurks on the other side of the screen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
I don't even know where Wyoming is, but I suspect this gives me a significant advantage in the undignified squabble to get onto the gravy-train.
Do they accept Australians?
I don't think I'm old enough.
You are veteran for the job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
I dont have the age.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news here for the org's world domination idea. But it seems the application was due on june the 14th.....:shame:
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...when do the applications for president close? :laugh4:
So this is why politician never get anything done ? They just browse the org all day ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Odin
Just like the rest of us :laugh4:
Senator Kennedy? Is that you? :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by Odin
I'm just glad that the application is so open and easy to fill out...
I want to be Senator!
Where is Wyoming? Its not in the USA is it? Ahh forget it.
I want to be a senator! I mean, really, how hard can it be? Why, you sit in your office a bit, snort some coke, do an intern, take yer bribes and off you go for tonite's society party. I can do that.
That's what I always think, the really hard part is convincing people to vote you into that position.:sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Actually thats fairly easy it just requires resources. The hard part is actually getting something done, as concensus on anything is often dictated by regional needs as opposed to overall good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
Not that I would know myself, I've only been to wyoming once.
People, people remember that getting the people votes from Wyoming is not the most important. You must get the all important cow votes since they outnumber people in that state and hence are the majority demographics. I propose someone running ought to ban all consumption of beef which should guarantee the election since I doubt any cows want to be eaten.
Tsk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xdeathfire
There can be no sacred cows in politics.
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