In the spirit of "If it does not fit, you must acquit"

How about some new snappy one liners thart OJ can use in his upcoming legal defence? Here are a couple of good ones I heard on the radio this morning:

"The stuff was mine, there ain't no crime."

and

"It's my memorabilia, don't make me hafta kill ya."

Anybody got anything else?

"There was no gun; we were just havin' fun!"

"They stole my stuff, that ain't no guff!"

Nice Kukri.

Gregoshi, nothing from you? I thought you'd be all over this like ugly on an ape...