Well...I thought this would be a good idea....
so contribute......
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Well...I thought this would be a good idea....
so contribute......
I would suggest feeding them until old and plump, then slicing her up for a good rotisserie for friend and family.
Unless your talking about women, and then you might as well try to find what divides by 0.
P.S. - I suggest talking to BKS or Beirut, since they are both handsome devils.
Ain't no tips, man. You either understand how they work, or you don't. Now understanding is something you won´t get out of an internet forum...Quote:
Originally Posted by K COSSACK
Chicks are rather pointless they take all your money and time and genrally give little back in turn, whcih is why you should only talk to them when your chancess of getting laid increase exponentially. IE: Tackle drunk *******
And we smell good, too. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
What?
jus' thought it'd be a good thread.....slim picking in here....
ok here's one
"hello my name is...."
has a good chance to fail
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick!"
Give that one a shot, see how it goes.
:balloon2:
"You remind me of my mother"
"I don't use condoms"
"How old are you"
:yes:
Got it all laid out for you right here.Quote:
Originally Posted by K COSSACK
;) ;) ;) ;)
Says something about the type of chicks you go for. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
If a girl is at a bar looking to get laid, don't expect much more from her.
Cossack, here is my real advice. The best thing you could possibly do is be very carefull about the chicks you are interested in. If all you want is "to get laid", that is what those girls at the bar SFTS was talking about are there for. If you want something more however, you will have to look for it, and in a different crowd. There is my real advice on chicks.
Vuk
restate this...
this thread is for every guy who still makes love to more than 1 woman.
for all of us ok?
thx!
Chicks, dude, chicks!
(name the movie!)
They don't serve cake in bars...
I go for quality, not quantity. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by K COSSACK
Vuk
I shouldn't have come in this thread.
It's a good spamthread.:sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
There are several different ways to interpret this statement, one of which frightens and disturbs me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
mmmmmm, cake~:flirt:. Vuk's thread was pretty lousy.(Of course I'm really skinny and drive a minivan)Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
I have one word for y'all.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Hey now!! :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Waldinger
;)
It was meant to be humorous. :P It gets better the more you read. :P
Vuk
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! It's adorable.:bounce:
Kekvittles, the fact that YOU know how to pick up chicks is hot
https://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9444/failurehe6.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Whacker
That's a no brainer itchy, everyone knows you're supposed to rewind your DVDs before you return them to the rental place. DURRRRRRRR
This thread is about CHICKS!
laugh it up guys
make this thread locked....
(plz dont do that)
HERE?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgafKLZZZQ
Horrible link. Thread over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
Why me?????????????
seriously....
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MISTER BIG SHOT MAN.