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I drank too much of it aaaaaargh
7 espresso's in half an hour
My body can't keep up with my mind
$15 of coffee is not good for you
My heart feels like it is beating so fast it will blast through my chest and fly away
I got the shakes, 'dem coffee shakes, yassah!
I managed to keep my body still, but instead my head started shaking.
Weeeeeeeee!
I guess we're going to start a coffee buzz thread?
Sorry I couldn't resist. ~;)
(Because - Beirut)
Didn't DemonArchangel get seriously messed up on caffeine earlier this week? There seems to be a trend here.
Hope you feel better soon.
(Because - Beirut)
Heh. Mikeus, now you know how my body reacted the first time I tried an energy drink. As in singular. One. Yeah, in retrospect, it wasn't a good idea, on account of the fact that I almost never consume caffeine at all. I probably consume more in chocolate than in any drink. I just don't drink caffeine at all. And then to hit it with an energy drink out of nowhere....ouch.
And so Demon's caffeine induced torment has taught us what?
Apparently nothing.
Mikeus, didn't you see his thread? He was suffering horribly. Did you learn? No. Will you learn now? Hopefully. Will you repeat this? I hope not but that's up to you.
Why can't you just drink a normal cup of coffee? Must you drink in excess--and we're not talking alcohol?
Yep, i read his thread, it was interesting to say the least.Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
I haven't drinken (drinken? That is not a word) to the excess he did (i.e near death) but it is pretty interesting.
At points, it's almost like i'm not in my body at all. It's like my body is an unrelated physical lump moving with all other physical lumps, while i am cruising along on a higher plain of existence.
A very shaky plain of existence.
I've only done this because i'm of the opinion that on an infinite timescale, everything will kill you, so why not sample it while you can?
I've quite frankly found this to be quite an interesting experience. Too shaky to be fun to repeat, but the whole existing out of myself part is something i'd like to repeat sometime. I'll need to do this again but with education, then i'll truly be free of my physical existence.
(Because - Beirut)
Eh, I always stayed away from large amounts of caffeine and harder stuff.
Lower than that, in safe amounts, why not?
(Because - Beirut)
I don't like coffee, unless it's mixed in with chocolate. However, there's this nice seafood house in Elkton, Maryland that serves specialty coffees. "Coffees of the World" they call them. It's just normal black coffee, with whipped cream on top and varying ingredients depending on what you order. Chinese coffee has cinnamon, Russian coffee has vodka in it, and Scottish coffee has some whiskey. Very delicious.
Congratulations, you have discovered coffee can, in fact, have roughly the same effect on your body as crack. You have a nice day now, thank you for visiting Starbucks.
Chinese coffee sounds good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
I'm getting more picky about coffee as I get older. The darker the better. I also drink coffee for usually what it is... coffee. No additives are put into my coffee, although I may make an exception and try cinnamon next time. :balloon2:
(Let us curb our flights of fantastical mental promiscuity - Beirut)
Gimme a cup of tea anyday, keep your coffee.
I'd like to take this time to point out that TotalWar.Org does not condone nor endorse the use of drugs. Thank you, drive through.
Tea is just weed soup with caffeine. That stuff's nasty as hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Myrddraal
Black, no sugar or cream, thank you. Waking up should be painful.
You and I must have a different definition of coffee.Quote:
Originally Posted by Myrddraal
(I'm calling Mouz for some coffee back up)
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Reverend Gonzo
Black is the only way to drink coffee. If I have to put a bunch of crap in it to make it drinkable, then the coffee sucks and I shouldn't be drinking it in the first place... kinda like Starbucks coffee... vile stuff... :thumbsdown:Quote:
Black, no sugar or cream, thank you. Waking up should be painful.
Quick tip- when the guy at Starbucks tells you the coffee is "bold", what he's really saying is that it's "burnt" and will taste like burnt rubber. :yes:
Interesting fact - whenever i pee, my urine doesn't smell of urine - it smells of coffee. It's been over 8 hours now since the last espresso, and whenever i pee there's a strong smell of coffee. No smell of urine whatsoever.
It's kinda cool, in a disturbing "holy **** what have i done to myself" kind of way.
People. If this is what you do to yourselves with perfectly legal and inocuous substances I don't even want to imagine where you'd end on hardcore drugs. Hunter S. Would be so proud. :yes:
(Because - Beirut)
Well, if you must know...Quote:
Originally Posted by SwordsMaster
Nah, i won't tell. My various adventures are stories for another day.
(Edited quote - Beirut)
'nuff said.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
Oh snap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geoffrey S
I think i just got owned.
I take my hat off to you, sir.
100 cups of coffee
See? It's good for you. :clown:
.Quote:
Originally Posted by Myrddraal
Here's my man! :2thumbsup:
Slight modification:
Gimme maximum two cups of coffee a day, or none, I seldom care. Just leave me alone with minimum ten glasses of tea a day. :coffeenews:
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Gentlemen,
Let us please remember that many of our fellow Orgsters are of a young age, and while we will not limit our discussions on all subjects, let us at least limit our discussions on some.
Thanks. :sunny:
And this differs from the normal starbucks roast how?Quote:
Quick tip- when the guy at Starbucks tells you the coffee is "bold", what he's really saying is that it's "burnt" and will taste like burnt rubber.
That's why I don't drink coffee.
Right... sorry, I forget the young age of the Orgahs sometimes. I certainly did not mean to give advice on varying hallucinogenic states to anyone under the age of 21. Or 18, depending on how you look at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
I do feel that my warnings about certain substances were quite valid, though. People do not seem to take these things seriously enough, and Mikeus's comment on thinking of using one of those substances made me leery.
Okay,community serviceAfter School Special time: "Don't do drugs, kids -- they're bad for you! Always get stoned on life instead" :clown:
And, yeah, that includes large quantities of coffee. Honestly, caffeine in excess is actually a lot more dangerous than at least one certain substance I can think of. It's like legal speed. In all seriousness, don't do it.
It's too late. I've already read Mikeus's words. Now I'll end up as a worthless burnt out drug addict:drama3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
Alright, no corrupting young impressionable minds.:shame:
Never been into coffee, so much not that I usually refuse free coffee when offered. Don't have a coffee machine either.
What useful thing does it offer that milk and water don't? Oh wait, I heard it dehydrates. :laugh4: