Lets hear some of your best wit!! :evilgrin:
I know you orgahs possess it in bundles.
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Lets hear some of your best wit!! :evilgrin:
I know you orgahs possess it in bundles.
Lets have current issues as a topic :feedback:
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Wit requires a comment or some such to start it off, as with Gregoshi and his puns in the Backroom.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdun
...or you end up wit less. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
...and, we're off! :wall:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
There's a thread around here somewhere.
The 3 Word Story thread is a good place to go.
lmfao, this thread was worth it just for that... :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
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YOU Citizen, Come here
Warning, nasty combine may beat you to death in this thread
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I found it!
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*bugger too large*
:evilgrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
I bleached my dog white just to prove I wasn't a rascist:2thumbsup:
you got this off family guy.....:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
family guy got it off Steven Wright......:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Caeser The III
Steven Wright inturn did an illegal action by thinking of this joke in his shed and according to planning permission he cannot use the shed for commercial perposes :crown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
This inturn was tooken from Bill Bailey :disguise:
KnowMarat
UK joke only:
How do you get two whales in a Mini?
Over the Severn Bridge.
Don't overflow the thread, now.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdun
Or short-circuit it.
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Originally Posted by English assassin
No comprende. two fatties? :gah:
I can't figure it out either. Still, I think it takes less persuasion to get two whales in one mini than a sheep in two whales.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdun
Definately Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Louis, I expected better of you, for shame... To get to Wales, one must take the M4, and how else to cross the river Severn but over a bridge, in one's Mini Cooper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
You know a cop told me that I had wit humour. He even called me "his witness".
That's a good thing because humour was found face down in a drainage ditch, dead. Cause of death was a severe blow to the buttocks (cheeky!) by a savagely delivered punch line. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Moros
I blame our foreign languages education policy.
Go wit yourself!
Ahh!! Blame my youthfulness. PLus being a northerner aswell!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Somebody Else