Beware of moderators ladies!

I just had to share this. :beam:

Moderator and his girlfriend in the bedroom
Moderator: "Baby, I want to make love to you tonight. Right now."
Girlfriend: "Mhmmm, my head hurts."
Moderator slaps his girlfriend on the face hard.
Girlfriend: "What was that for?!!??!!???!!!"
Moderator: "Warn for off topic."

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I have never slapped any of my women in the face.

On the other hand, I have been punched twice in the face pretty hard by the womenfolk.

Sexual equality. ~:smoking:

Actually, it's a well-kept secret that the Moderator Initiation Ceremony involves not only slapping a young woman in the face, but also drowning a kitten, stealing a baby's candy and punching a loyal dog. Builds team morale, or at least that's what they told me.

I also heard you guys eat 12 pounds of spiced ham, raw, for breakfast... so i have been told

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Originally Posted by The Stranger

I also heard you guys eat 12 pounds of spiced ham, raw, for breakfast... so i have been told

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And it was until now that you were happy not to know that newcomers clean the moderator toilets.

(They had told me that it was an elephant.)

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Originally Posted by Lemur

Actually, it's a well-kept secret

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It was a well-kept secret before you had to tell everybody :mean:

Any last words before we send the octosquid squad ?

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Originally Posted by Lemur

Actually, it's a well-kept secret that the Moderator Initiation Ceremony involves not only slapping a young woman in the face, but also drowning a kitten,

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And that's how the Grudge was created, so a moderator started it!

Hilarious! :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Lemur

Actually, it's a well-kept secret that the Moderator Initiation Ceremony involves not only slapping a young woman in the face, but also drowning a kitten, stealing a baby's candy and punching a loyal dog. Builds team morale, or at least that's what they told me.

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How to Become a Power Tripping, Book Burning Nazi and Love It is no longer required reading?

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LoL, well maybe thats the .org initiation. but on other forums we....*bang* (noise in background)"did we get him" "Yeh damn man, that was a good shot" (foot steps heard walking up to the body) "Man they were lucky to 'fire' him there now weren't they" "yeh man"

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I thought this topic was about lady moderators... You disappoint me, edyz. :uneasy:

Good morning and good luck. :sunny: