Shakespearean Mafia [Concluded]

A Town Crier in England 1617
Welcome! Come one come all to the greatest entertainment you shall ever witness. A long forgotten play by the recently departed writer of the ages, that wonderful Will Shakespeare. This play is to be nothing short of miraculous fusing elements from all his previous plays and placing them in a menagerie of stupendousness. Prepare to be amazed as you witness a story of love, of revenge, of greed, and giving. The only thing left is for you the audience to give those lovely actors your praise and adulation.

Meanwhile…
A mysterious figure walks up to another deep in shadow.

Figure1: “so yah think it’ll go off without a hitch then mate.”
Figure2: “Yah, the old mans never gonna see it coming…”
Figure1: and once they’ve kicked the bucket…”
Figure2: “Why of course the show must go on.”

(There is a glint of gold in the sinister smile)

With those ominous statements the two figures depart in opposite directions after a surreptitious glance around the dark alley.

Meanwhile there is a man in a dingy London row house sitting at a desk eyeing a rather large knife. He begins speaking to himself………

“He stolez it from me. He stolez it from me.”
“He shall regrets it, yes precious…. He shall.”
“ The plagiarist WILL PAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!”

With that the man began a seemingly frenzied slashing at his desk scattering what appeared to be pages of a books or maybe a play of some sorts…

RULES:

No quoting Roles

You may pm people

Night phases are 24 hours

Day phases are 24 hours unless so specified by the host

I will be lenient to some extent about late orders and votes but do not prey on my good nature and NEVER EVER use the defense of how often I miss orders

You will be wogged if you miss three voting periods. So no mafia lurking allowed. If you send in night orders but don’t vote it still counts against you.

the dead can still talk and give results and the like.

If you must be replaced please tell me. I will find you a replacement avoid going inactive with no warning.

If I make a mistake please tell me immediately I will rectify the problem as soon as possible.

No vote and Abstian is allowed.

VOTING

Must be bolded.

Vote:
Unvote:

As for a tally please help me keep up with it. The host has terrible Internet and would appreciate your cooperation.

Be gentle with me ima n00b on the hosting circuit....

Sign Ups 16/17
Yaropolk
A Very Super Market
miotas
YLC
Beskar
Captain blackadder

Game is beginning.

im in

The lady doth protest too much!

I'm in for certain. :3

Off to the morgue again. In.

Due to my recent untimely deaths in both large games... in.

ok im in

Nothing to see here now...

...move along, move along.

what you mean random lynches???????

awwwwwww secura.........

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Originally Posted by Secura

I wish to be put aside as a possible replacement or as a sign-up in the event that you don't get the numbers you require. A standby, so to speak.

I'm somewhat disillusioned with .Org style of voting and I'm unsure if I wish to continue playing here beyond the conclusions of Shadow Fort and Mafia IX. Sincerest apologies, Cent.

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Well my lady... At times you just get lynched for almost everything and anything.
Then at times you'll have a blast.

If you keep playing you might get lucky one day, but if you don't... Well its a big shame
I'll miss you.

In another words, give us few games until we adapt to your natural scumness normal behavior :yes:

I wasn't going to join this, but it certainly deserves the sign ups, if you don't get the required amount, put me down.

thanks!

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Originally Posted by Centurion1

*sigh* thanks.

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What's wrong, treacle? I'll help you find sign-ups if you like? :3

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

In another words, give us few games until we adapt to your natural scumness normal behavior :yes:

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You're not the first person to say this... but thanks alot. :3

I think I was just a little meh earlier today and blew the situation out of proportion out of sheer frustration and stuff. I assure you that I'm not going anywhere, fellow curtain-twitcher. :curtain:

Cent, the only way I'm going to get people used to how I play is by playing more, not rage-quitting like an idiot. I'm definitely in, if you'll have me.

lol dont worry, im fine.

does tm's hat look funny to anyone else, its definitely throwing me off my game.

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Originally Posted by Centurion1

lol dont worry, im fine.

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Yeah well, I'm a walking advertisement now, so there!

Hope you like it and hopefully it'll bring more people here! :>

oh god now there are expectations.........

thanks though. :laugh:

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Originally Posted by Centurion1

oh god now there are expectations.........

thanks though. :laugh:

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You're most welcome.

It only took ten seconds to find a pic of ol' Shakey, crop it and upload it to Photobucket anyway, and then a further five seconds to make a mockery of Julius Caesar. xD

lol. still thanks :bow:

and there might be a good role for yah *wink*

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Originally Posted by Centurion1

does tm's hat look funny to anyone else, its definitely throwing me off my game.

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Yes, he looked pretty awesome compared to the others, plus I like hats =P

Forsooth, doth sound like a merry old lark!

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

Due to my recent untimely deaths in both large games... in.

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This.

In.

When will this game begin? Not a sign up, yet.

as soon as people sign up. i have 7 signers at th emoment i need 17. i have EVERYTHING done including role pms and the like.

Even though most of the posts will be sound and fury signifying nothing I'll join.

^lol.

Put me down as definite, given there hasn't been much movement. :bow:

More people need to sign up; the game's good to go, guys! ¬_¬

I am not big on Shakespeare...but seeing as you need some mafia fodder, In :bow:

OK, I've died in two games recently so I can play this. Didn't want to sign up before as I haven't had time for the games I was already in never mind another.

edit: make that died in three games in just over 24 hours...:laugh4:

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Originally Posted by johnhughthom

OK, I've died in two games recently so I can play this. Didn't want to sign up before as I haven't had time for the games I was already in never mind another.

edit: make that died in three games in just over 24 hours...:laugh4:

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Still in mine though :wink2:

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Still in mine though

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i cant believe i blew my two votes right away im an idiot.

Cmon join everybody!!!!!!!! There are quite a few power roles....... and it wont drag i promise.

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Originally Posted by Centurion1

There are quite a few power roles.

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Men should be what they seem;
Or those that be not, would they might seem none!

Yeah, ok, IN, since I'm dead in Shadow Fort.

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Originally Posted by TheFlax

Yeah, ok, IN, since I'm dead in Shadow Fort.

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Nothing in his life
Became him like the leaving it; he died
As one that had been studied in his death,
To throw away the dearest thing he ow'd,
As 'twere a careless trifle

I'm really excited for this game. xD

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Originally Posted by Secura

Nothing in his life
Became him like the leaving it; he died
As one that had been studied in his death,
To throw away the dearest thing he ow'd,
As 'twere a careless trifle

I'm really excited for this game. xD

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Get thee to a nunnery

So we need five more? How come Beskar hasn't joined? I remember the days when he joined pretty much every game. Where are you Beskar?

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Originally Posted by TheFlax

How come Beskar hasn't joined? I remember the days when he joined pretty much every game. Where are you Beskar?

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I've actually already pestered him to sign up during a recent phone conversation; he told me he wasn't interested in the game, or something to that effect.

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Originally Posted by Secura

I've actually already pestered him to sign up during a recent phone conversation; he told me he wasn't interested in the game, or something to that effect.

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Lame. But surely that only means he has to be pestered some more? :clown:

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Originally Posted by TheFlax

Lame. But surely that only means he has to be pestered some more? :clown:

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I suggest we employ a double envelopment strategy; if we all pester him, surely he will capitulate?

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Originally Posted by Secura

I suggest we employ a double envelopment strategy; if we all pester him, surely he will capitulate?

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:yes:

I will join if Centurion1begins to miss me too much and says "Beskar, you are perfection, I love you".

Hmmm...I suppose I could be in, if you would have me.

Need to return sometime :P

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Originally Posted by YLC

Hmmm...I suppose I could be in, if you would have me.

Need to return sometime :P

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YLC!!! Welcome back! :yes:

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Originally Posted by TheFlax

YLC!!! Welcome back! :yes:

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Thanks TF, my sabbatical did me well. See I am ill timed for GH's game though :(

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Originally Posted by YLC

Thanks TF, my sabbatical did me well. See I am ill timed for GH's game though :(

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Welcome Back :bow:

i think you can still participate in the GH's game...see if you can find out the scum. I am dead there but i can still participate.

Beskar I will never bow to you you filfthy communist I would use more rhetoric but I'm on an iPod

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Originally Posted by Centurion1

Beskar I will never bow to you you filfthy communist I would use more rhetoric but I'm on an iPod

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Apple = Communism? :o

dont you know its all a scam. i konow annd the earth is also only 5000 years old and barack obama is a martian

Wow, I get the feeling were going to get behind on this new queue system if people don't give this a chance.

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

Still need signups? If so, I'm in.

Yup, we need more people! :3

thanks winston. cmon we are almost there, im not that poor of a writer.

If worse comes to worst and you can't get the sign-ups you intended, Centurion... is there any way of scaling down the game? I think it's a travesty that we have 60 players in Dark Falls and over 30 in both Shadow Fort and Mafia IX, but you can't get 17 sign-ups... :angry:

Sign me up

That makes 16. We only need one more now...

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If worse comes to worst and you can't get the sign-ups you intended, Centurion... is there any way of scaling down the game? I think it's a travesty that we have 60 players in Dark Falls and over 30 in both Shadow Fort and Mafia IX, but you can't get 17 sign-ups...

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i can but im worried about game mechanics if i do...

whatever ill start it off with 16 players.

role pm's coming out we are starting with a night phase.

Game is Beginning!


Night Phase 0

Please send in orders immeadiately.

You have until 12:45 tomorrow, Monday the 29th.

Rehearsal Night 1

Act 1 Scene 1

Henry: Oh William would you care to determine whether or not i be accursed with an affliction.
Sir William: Of course my lord.

After a bit of puttering about the good doctor determined that the King was in fact quite fine.

Sir William: Well my lord it appears you are as strong as an ox and in perfectly good health
Henry: why thank you William may i inquire as to your heal-

Before the word even left the Good kings lips, a parrot shaped boomerang snapped out of the dark backstage and hit the Doctor in the throat. After hitting the Doctor as a true boomerang it attempted to return to the thrower. However, this thrower ran away screaming as the parrot approached him.

Killer: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT IT CAME BACK

He swiftly ran away and when some men went to check they couldn't find anyone.

Henry: (ducks for cover in a quite unkingly manner) Holy **** is this in the script!

Steven: CUT!!!!!!!!! What the Hell is going on here, when i was directing my last feature presentation nothing like this happened. Someone get him out of here. Deviating from the script, my word, when i find out who did this ill have them Lynched!

You sons of guns better find out what happened and decide on who's going to suffer from ruining my production!

Two actors meet.......

Actor1: Where the hell were you!
Actor2: I couldn't get there this time. don't worry you still took care of it.
Actor1: yeah well don't do it again, ok.
Actor2: Whatever.



Chaotix is Dead (Pro-town Doctor)
Begin Day1 lasts 24 hours, Results will be sent soon.

Somebody has it in for him...

vote: subotan

2 reasons:

-He always votes for the first person who votes
-He isn't even playing this game, talk about being.....
https://i404.photobucket.com/albums/...7777/Scum1.png

Vote: Thermal Mercury

Three reasons
-Beat the person above you
- Scummy
-He isn't in the game, but he is somehow.... Oh he is. He must be mafia.

vote: Beefy187

1 reason

-He voted for me

Do you bite your thumb at me sir!!??

I advocate vote:no lynch this early in the game; we've already lost our protector role, I wouldn't want to lose another townie at this stage.

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Originally Posted by Secura

I advocate vote:no lynch this early in the game; we've already lost our protector role, I wouldn't want to lose another townie at this stage.

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Even if we are trying to prevent that from happening, it would be wiser to vote for someone.
It sparks discussion. And if by the end of the day, we can't reach the conclusion, we can just go for no lynch.

Until then.... Draw thy sword! And poke the heck out of thy opponent till they shout "No more" and confess.

Even if I'm usually a pro-no lynch person, I'll go with Beefy on this one. Although I'm torn on who to vote as usually my first vote goes to Beefy. Hmm... As I peer through the crystal ball of random.org it tells me I should Vote: miotas

Speak and thou shall be unvoted.

O, A most gastly turn of events,
A most useful member of our troupé hath been felled
By the blade (or boomerang) of a foe most foul!

Brethren, Comrades,
The task of avenging our dearest doctor,
Lieth heavy on our shoulders,
And We must move quickly and with decisiveness!

Lo, Secura,
Art thou the villain we seek, I wonder?

vote:Secura

Unvote, Vote: Yaropolk

Yaropolk. Yaropolk. Where for thou art Yaropolk?
Speak up. And clear thou name. And all of us shall do the same.

Woe is me, condemned to wander endlessly,
My hunger untouched, my desire not yet invented,
The man from the land unfound is not guilty,
As to who is, I shall ponder some more.

lol, this tally is mostly for my benefit i mean no one likes to come back to tally at the end of a phase and reread all this wifom.


No lynch 1 (secura)
Miotas 1 (theflax)
Secura 1 (diamondeye)
Yaropolk 1 (beefy)

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I hope you all realize that I joined this game because I got early-round killed in both The Shadow Fort and Mafia IX.

That said, I think it's not Secura. Don't vote for her.

EDIT: Actually, I advocate the lynch of Diamondeye this round.

Secura, it is too early to go the No Lynch route as has been mentioned by Beefy and TheFlax. it will be the best option if we cant gauge anything through pressure. We have a doctor, so we might have an investigator as well. So it is a good ploy to take the No Lynch route when in doubt.
The last time someone suggested it very early in the first round, they turned out to be scum :stare: and you were also in Swords and D20s.
Vote: Secura

Chaotix, any particular reason you think Diamondeye should be lynched?

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Originally Posted by atheotes

The last time someone suggested it very early in the first round, they turned out to be scum :stare: and you were also in Swords and D20s.

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I don't really recall much of that game considering how long ago it was; as the game is over though, you'll find I was actually "Gabriel, the dashing Rogue", a neutral-aligned, pro-town investigator.

I would have posted something more constructive, but the last time I did so I was vehemently attacked and labelled as scum for the entire game whereby it transpired I was town all along. I don't wish to lose again for making such an error, hence my no lynch vote. :3

Poor lady, so mercilessly hounded,
From game to game, however she plays,
Let's be gentlemen, give her a chance,
If she is scum, investigator will find.

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Originally Posted by Secura

I don't really recall much of that game considering how long ago it was; as the game is over though, you'll find I was actually "Gabriel, the dashing Rogue", a neutral-aligned, pro-town investigator.

I would have posted something more constructive, but the last time I did so I was vehemently attacked and labelled as scum for the entire game whereby it transpired I was town all along. I don't wish to lose again for making such an error, hence my no lynch vote. :3

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I meant Pizza in that game and not you :bow:

Vote: Thermal Mercury

An untrustworthy soul, in his Battlefield game,
Secrets he hides, players he confounds,
Yes it is true, that should not enter here,
Unfortunately for him, I have no other fears.

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Originally Posted by TheFlax

Even if I'm usually a pro-no lynch person, I'll go with Beefy on this one. Although I'm torn on who to vote as usually my first vote goes to Beefy. Hmm... As I peer through the crystal ball of random.org it tells me I should Vote: miotas

Speak and thou shall be unvoted.

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Hello TheFlax, what would like me to say? :tongue:

I am somewhat suspicious of Thermal so I shall vote for him for now.

Vote: Thermal Mercury

Forsoth good sir
yond miotas has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.

vote Miotas

'Tis my observations, people;
Behold the behaviour of Atheotes and miotas,
Who would back up a baseless accusation,
With the vigor of these gentlemen?

Thus, since Secura hath upspoken,
And satisfied my want of attention,
I darest vote: Ahteotes and FoS: miotas,
If behaviour speaketh an understandable tongue
In this early hour.

Also, I inquireth thou, Chaotix late,
What are your suspicions,
That I may redeem my name in thou eyes?

Unvote: miotas though something rubs me wrong about his vote, likewise for atheotes.

Vote: Winston Hughes

Where art thou?

The dead haveth spokenth! For none shall be spareth the wrath if revenge is not quetched.

Vote: Diamondeye