[League] The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [CONCLUDED]

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Originally Posted by El Barto

So, if you haven't noticed most thigns, then why the desire to commit chainsaw hara-kiri?

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As I said, temporary.I didn't want to spark reaction. Oh and I just noticed I could've voted abstain instead :wall:
There is a chance of having to do something really really strange to beat this game like suicide, I'd be dumb to do it with this tiny chance.
Meh, vote stays on me for now.

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Originally Posted by Montmorency

You were in no danger of being lynched with two votes, and even now are in no danger unless the host is immune. And I do believe the assumption of immunity is most sensible under this setup.

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By that I meant me surviving the whole game. Sorry that was confusing :sweatdrop:
Havn't read all your post yet, hold on.

EDIT: You may be right. It could be just flavours.
But I have a gut feeling that theres a purpose for names.

As for pro town roles, Op said we've got detectives.
If we go by your theory of 3 pro towns, I'd guess doctor and vigilante.
But he said theres "non- vanilla roles" so it won't be that simple I guess...

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Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

K buddy, throw my name out there when I have a total of 8 posts easily searched that can tell you I have just been joking around and posting my favorite youtube videos. Lol.

Besides, Monty always does his annoying cryptic persona when he wants to be scummy and/or mess around.

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Sorry that was just lazy work. I just couldn't be bothered going back to the post. I'll go and find it :wall:

EDIT: wait it was you.
You said something about "team". That post had a really scummy first impression, but after reading again, that wasn't that bad.
Sorry :bow:

Vote: Tiaexz, how do you pronounce that by the way? I had a god-awful time trying to remember how it's spelled between page 9 and 10.

ACIN, buddy, you're trying too hard. It's scummy.

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Originally Posted by ACIN

Besides, Monty always does his annoying cryptic persona when he wants to be scummy and/or mess around.

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I do? What? Scummy persona? Cryptic? You're one to talk.

This is the first game we've even played together.

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Originally Posted by Montmorency

This is the first game we've even played together.

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WRONG! We played that one game back in November last year when I was the head bad guy. It was Pizzaguys game that was so complicated with all the items and stuff. Chaotix and two others were on my team if I remember correctly.

EDIT: Nvm, you were not in that one. But we were both in Cappi di Tutti Capi IV.

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

8. Name

We are given different names. JHT was given a name "jht without a face"
(Could be a hint of something. Assuming that most players have names of different players)

WEW was given the name "Winston Hughs", mafia player on Civ Fanatics who I remember playing with a couple times on the Org as well.
I also have a different name. iirc a mafia player who is not in this game and havn't seen for a while.

I'm not sure what this purpose is either just yet.
I'd also love to discuss this as well, though this could also be related to the baddies victory conditions.

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I'm fairly certain all the role names are taken from the names of the players of the first game.

I don't know whether to be in awe of all that, or really worried.

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Originally Posted by DaveShack

I don't know whether to be in awe of all that, or really worried.

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That's what she said.

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Originally Posted by Choxorn

I'm fairly certain all the role names are taken from the names of the players of the first game.

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Aha. That explains why its the "return"
Silly me... I thought this was the first game.
Okay ignore the silly moo moo.

Unvote, Vote: ATPG

As for game setup:

1. We have beef, chicken and soup (I am soup). Just like at cfc game, where it was smple distraction
2. 'Serial killers are allowed. No cults allowed. No third party roles allowed other than serial killer'. This is just quotation from Legue rules. I believe it has no actual meaning on game
3. Really dead and dead players. I believe ATPG is just joking with our expectations here (we 'should' expect 2 kind of dead people after his last game)

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Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

That is my real name, dude. I am in the phonebook. Orgahs who sent me games in Afghanistan can verify this

Vote: NinjaCow69

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WHY YOU VOTE FOR MY BROTHER!? He's gotten in enough trouble in his life, he doesn't need this, Mr. Dump. You should be ashamed of yourself. Monster.

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Originally Posted by Memnon

Vote: Tiaexz, how do you pronounce that by the way? I had a god-awful time trying to remember how it's spelled between page 9 and 10.

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T.I.X? That's how I do.

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Originally Posted by Jarema

3. Really dead and dead players. I believe ATPG is just joking with our expectations here (we 'should' expect 2 kind of dead people after his last game)

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Really dead are dead people and "dead" are

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Those of you who are 'dead' will be splattered with red food coloring to indicate where you've been wounded. (Don't worry, it washes out! It's perfectly safe!) Feel free to give us a nice, hammy bit of dramatic death acting before you go. It's all in good fun, of course.

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And that should be end of round. Let's see whose intestines get splattered with red food coloring and served as sausage links.



MRD: NinjaCow
Skooma: Edse
Edse: Ishmael
Jarema: Visorslash, Arjos
Askthepizzaguy: Chaotix, El Barto, Xenoneb, Nightbringer, The King, Beefy187
Beefy187: DaveShack, Montmorency
DaveShack: Tiaexz
NinjaCow: BSmith, Major Robert Dump
Visorslash: Jarema
Tiaexz: Choxorn, Memnon
Csargo: Ironside
Adrien Brody: Your mom

Looks like Askthepizzaguy is the lucky wiener.


WRITEUP IN PROGRESS.

DAY TWO





Askvaard Von Pizzaguy switched off the lights, and the party guests screamed in horror.



Professor Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "Who is 'Askthepizzaguy'?"


Who we are, indeed...


Professor Askvaard: "No, I mean literally. Who.... are... you?"


Why don't you ask us the very same question. Who are we?


Professor Askvaard: "We? There's no we here, only I."


We would be I if we were, but we are not. Indeed, you are we.


Professor Askvaard: *cough, cough* "Stop speaking in riddles. Who.... are.... you?"


How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!


Professor Askvaard: "Fine, have it your way."


There is no such thing. It's not YOUR way, it's OUR way.


Professor Askvaard: "Where have I heard this sort of thing before?"


Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you’re at!
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.


Professor Askvaard: "I'm not a bat."


But blind you are, and in the darkness, you lurk. The prey you seek to find.... are we. To feed upon, to capture, and then to destroy.


Professor Askvaard: "Who is 'we'?"


Wouldn't you like to know. For that is the entire point of the game, you see. Who are we.


Professor Askvaard: "I don't care who you are, quite frankly. I'm only interested in finding Joecoolyo."


He's here, but he is not here. You will always remember. He escaped.


Professor Askvaard: "He came back. I am the one who will destroy him."


A.... E..... I..... O..... U......


Whoooooo..... Are..... You..........


Professor Askvaard: "I am Professor Askvaard."


No. We are all. And yet, we are so much more than him.


You know who we are. The question is.... Who.... Are.... You?


Professor Askvaard: "I am Professor Askvaard."


No, Professor. We all are. And yet, most of us are not.


Professor Askvaard: "Why can't I kill you?"


We can, but you cannot. You must play the game. We will be watching.


Remember us. Never forget us.


We are you.















"Alive" - (31/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
Nightbringer
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (2/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]








BEGIN NIGHT TWO


Night will last for 24 hours.

Didn't I say the host would be immune?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

If is only after that we understand Askvaard, then we understand nothing. Thus we shall define the Pizza as follows: that which precedes everything.

Oh well that was kind of boring.

I was hoping Askvaard would pull a troll and end up in the "Dead" category instead of the Dead category.

Also, Montmorency - mad props for calling that the host could not be lynched :clown:

I had my fingers crossed for a mass murder of the ATPG's voters :P

Looks like I'll be asleep at round end. I'll take orders until I get up. :bow:

I can't deal with it. I'm sorry, please replace me.

Everyone is a different orgah, right? Then why wouldn't Pizza be?

edit: Oh hey I'm a day late

There will be a brief interlude while I celebrate something.

Meanwhile, Zack, you're in.

Reporting for duty. I have no received no Role PM, therefore I am a vanilla townie and you should let me live until the end of the game.

Now, time to read the thread.

Bad news Zack, even vanilla townies get a role PM in this one.

So, which role are you going to be? Oh the suspense.

Hint: You might have seen these roles before somewhere.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

[*]This is a relatively simple game with a twist. No, I'm not playing, but thanks for being paranoid. ;)

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Am I the only one here who can read?

NIGHT TWO





Askvaard Von Pizzaguy switched the lights back on.



Professor Askvaard: "By my calculations, you are the one I'm looking for. I need you dead, Joecoolyo!"


Jarema: ".....Why are you looking at me? Oh sweet Jesus, please say you're not looking at me, but at someone behind me."


Professor Askvaard: "Sweet Jesus can't save you now. As a matter of fact, not even the likes of Salty Jesus, Habanero Jesus, and Rooty Tooty fresh n' fruity Jesus could save you."


Jarema: "Are you going to kill me with a chainsaw?"


Professor Askvaard: "No. Something much worse. Something much, much worse. Mwahaha. MWAHAHA. BAH HA HA HAHA!!!!!"


Jarema: "Aren't you forgetting something, Professor?"


Isn't there something you'd like to forget?


Professor Askvaard: "Hmmm! Interesting question. I am not sure what I'm forgetting. If I knew, I wouldn't be forgetting it, now would I?"


Jarema: "You see, you're trying to kill me and I prepared a special surprise for you. Don't you just feel silly?"


Professor Askvaard: "Special surprise? Oh but I do love surprises. What sort of special surprise?"


Jarema: "Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise."


Professor Askvaard: "I don't know if I should be trusting you, Joe-cruel-yo. But here goes nothing!"


Jarema brought out a birthday cake. :cake:


Jarema: "Happy birthday to you, Professor Askvaard.... Happy birthday to you.... Happy birthday mentally disturbed homicidal alter ego of Askthepizzaguy.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!"


Professor Askvaard: "Oh this is so lovely. And all my friends are here, too. This is so... so special."


Jarema: "How old are you now?"


Professor Askvaard: "Twenty-nine."


Jarema: "How old are you now?"


Professor Askvaard: "Twenty-nine!"


Jarema: "How old are you Professor Askvaard...."


Professor Askvaard: "GAHHH!!! STOP ASKING ME THAT!!! DON'T ASKTHEPIZZAGUY HIS AGE!!!"


Namedrop. Total winnage.


Jarema: "How old are you now?"


Professor Askvaard: "Twenty-nine! That does it. This is lovely and all that, but you forgot to bring the refreshments."


Jarema: "The Refreshments? Like the band name? They played the King of the Hill theme song."


Suddenly The Refreshments showed up and played the most awesome song ever. Diana Abnoba even began bobbing her head and hooting along with the music, as she always does.







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfWJNNOsYw






Diana Abnoba: "YEEEEEEEE-HOOOOOOOO!!!"


Professor Askvaard: "What's with all the random cutaway-style gags? What is this, Family Guy?"


Suddenly, a giant bowl of Kool-Aid crashed through the wall of Askvaard Manor.





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/...zaguy/Kool.jpg



Kool-Aid: "OH YEAH. OH YEAH. OH YEAH!!!!"


Jarema: "Is that what you meant by refreshments?"


Professor Askvaard: "Yes. We needed a big bowl of fruit punch, and Kool-Aid makes the best fruit punch. But there's an ingredient missing."


Kool-Aid: "OH YEAH. OH YEAH. OH YEAH!!!!"


Professor Askvaard: "Oh I know what goes great with a big bowl of fruit punch. Joecoolyo."


Kool-Aid pressed a hidden switch on his backside, and a loud, terrible whirring noise began to emanate from inside the big glass bowl head of his. Kool-Aid grabbed Jarema and began lifting him up, and up, and up....


Kool-Aid: "OH YEAH. OH YEAH. OH YEAH!!!!"


Jarema: "OH NO!!! OH NO!!! OH NO!!!!"


Loud screams were heard as Jarema was tossed feet-first into the head of Kool-Aid, who happened to fuction as both a punch bowl and a blender, all in one.


The screams were slowly overcome by a terrible griding noise. Everyone could watch Jarema being torn apart by the spinning blades in graphic detail, and saw the contents of his torso spinning around in the translucent fluid.


Meanwhile, on the second floor, a shadowy figure grabbed Nightbringer and pushed him over the railing, causing him to fall into the open head of Kool-Aid. He was promptly blended into Jaremabringer punch.


Professor Askvaard: "OH THE HUMANITY!!!! .....This cake is delicious. I like carrot cake. Yummy."


Pause while the guests are overcome with sickness watching this all unfold.


Professor Askvaard: "Anyone want some Jaremabringer punch?"










"Alive" - (29/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (4/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie]







BEGIN..... Wait.... wait just a second.

BEGIN DAY THREE








"Alive" - (29/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (4/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]




There, that's better.

All of a sudden, my massive ego seems a little smaller today.


24 hours to end of round.

Vote: Chaotix for kick-starting and perpetuating the nonsensical and time-wasting notion to lynch the host, after he explicitly said he is not playing.

inb4 someone claims beefeater

Vote: Skooma Addict

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Camikaze himself couldn't even believe his eyes. He dropped his katana blade and fell to his knees.[/I]


"I'm not even in this game!" he shouted.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]

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I'm not sure if this was some sort of Freudian slip implicating whoever was masquerading as Camikaze (in this case, the mafioso Nightbringer) in the game was not in fact reprising the role of Camikaze (but rather using him as a cover to hide his mafioso ways), or whether our host was merely acknowledging that the actual CFC user Camikaze did not sign up to play in this game.

Why can't it be both?