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In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. :inquisitive:

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry.

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken


:laugh4: Thx alot for gaining up on me like a bunch of little girls...

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's face.

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpet

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism

(Be wary that Joltaism is a true religion, with myself as god. It has some dozens of followers. :) )

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. :dizzy2:

In ancient Macedon, there was a lecherous satyr named Scoopadoopa Opus. He went on walks through the meadows of serene WAR. War is serene yet quite bloody in it's serenity. As was seen in the Olympics, Germany, Berlin, 1936, January, Wednesday 19th at 2 minutes past four. When a
man died from a misguided javelin via US Army hit Hitler in his left eye and killed him. The changed timeline meant that World changed from a flat disc to a round sphere.

Meanwhile, in Thrace, naked Celts frolicked with invading Scythians, producing giant inbred incendiary wardog-shooting elephants that struck fear into the heart of scythian reptiles and their human overlords from Gondor. However, Sauron ruled in Egypt, declaring that I am his immortal footscrubber. Frodo Ptolemy killed his fellow hobbits, but not Sam and Al Gore and he puked on the decaying body of a Al Gore the Second collectors figurine.

Man-Bear-Pig proceeded to ravage the fair Cherokees and Zapotecs constant Hungry-Hungry-Hippo tournaments, which involved many representatives from all the continent of Forgottenlund. After awhile Forgottenlund was renamed to Land of Smegheads, part Deux. The second part of the nation's despotic tyranny undergarment fall collection ripped because the Amerindians demanded retribution after the battle to replace their Grand Chamberlain of the ancient Anasazi's deep fried spider which was stuck with glue to something rather invsible.

But then Japeto took a great bowl of apples and crushed them into orange juice. The juice was indescribably delicious, probably because of the wood chippings from the woodchuckoff championship which fell in the oak barrels. Pinocchio was born. Woe to be born of pine imbedded in orange. Despite the warnings of potential radiation poisoning, Pinocchio loved eating uranium bars. It was only a flesh wound coupled with radiation poisoning to his foi grasesque liver, which was later recycled as a kiddies cuddly toy. Unfortunately for children, radioactive toy livers are super awesome but also lethal. As Jepeto discovered in Loony Land when a gingerbreadman knifed him for cheating with his transexual half-brother who was sometimes known as Quazimodo the Quite Confused, King of the Leprechauns. He soon died. leaving two children and five shoes. Several years passed, some even failed the test of peeing in a hypothetical parallel universe. Because Japeto didn't believe in science, the Macedonian Army ate monkey brains to acquire superpowers. Soon they were growing baboon bottoms and Mr.Peanut saids "I kill you!" Mr.Peanuts tasted very roasted and salty.

Conan the Bold liked eating Mr. Peanut with multiple chopsticks but unfortunatly choked. At his funeral Lu Bu was playing Dynasty Warriors out of respect for the fallen Shaolin monks at the local Pizzahut. Many pizzas were consumed by Mr. Peanut before his death mask solidified completely.

Meanwhile in Anatolia a mighty centaur called Maximus Decemus Meridius single-handedly killed a sweaty hooker by swinging a sweaty piece of exploding rocket hamster that was rotting on a big plate for dinner. Then he measured his poop by guessing it. Afterwards he proceeded to model in playboy , but only once. The horrified audience enjoyed it immensely! We didn't enjoy the scene where he shaved his PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME completely.

Elsewhere, cannibals ruled Narnia, with an Iron Mouth. Hot virgins were old like Methuselah, and always drunk, upsetting the nuns, who thought Methuselah was a narcissist, and extremely attractive
because of his big penis and that is allways a turn-on.

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said

But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said: "Abokasee armies 'ere!"