That's one way to have a kid(ney).Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
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That's one way to have a kid(ney).Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Australian arrested with two pigeons in his pants
An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said Tuesday. [...] They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.
No, no! It is "A bird in hand...", not "pants"!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Bra for Boys is Bestseller. :skull:
http://uk.reuters.com/news/video?vid...ideoChannel=77
what would he want with two pigeons? :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
:shrug:
He was hoping to get caught to show off his sexy legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
I guess he's attracted to chicks.
To keep his fly up?Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
You guys have just pigeonholed him as a birdbrained cuckoo without listening to his side of the story.
CR
He's always gotten the birds.
AP doesn't know the difference between Kor, Kang or Koleth Batleth Swords (losers)
Colorado police say a man with too much "Star Trek" on his mind used a sword modeled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.
Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from a 7-Eleven store Wednesday but left empty-handed when he tried to rob another store about 25 minutes later. [...] The StarTrek.com Web site says the double-pointed sword used by the Klingons on "Star Trek" is crescent-shaped and about a yard long. Police did not specify what material it was made of.
blasphemers! :furious3:
but on second thought, that would be a really convenient CQC weapon. its like darth mauls lightsaber.
Let's hope that the coppers cling onto him.
<Gregoshi sets phaser to "kill">Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Bill Gates releases a swarm of mosquitoes on a crowd listening to his speech.
CRQuote:
"Malaria is spread by mosquitoes," Gates said while opening a jar onstage at the Technology, Entertainment, Design Conference — a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, and Hollywood stars.
"I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected."
I see Bill is still releasing bugs... :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
They're not bugs, they're features of his presentation.
CR
:laugh4: Good one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Too bad those features suck. ~D
Yup, they might contain mal-ware as well.
CR
We all know about Microsoft features…those features put viruses into your system.:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
Like malware-ia? :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fisherking
Well, I actually like the idea.
Not just because it was bill gates but because of what he said to the audience.
Maybe I'm a little sadistic sometimes. ~D
Priceless Dinosaur Dung Stolen From London Museum
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THIEVES stole a lump of fossilised dinosaur dung from London's Natural History Museum, it was revealed today.
According to a list of specimens stolen or lost from the museum's collection over the past five years, the 65-million-year-old piece of dung, or coprolite, measuring about 7.5cm, was stolen while it was secured in a clamp on display in 2006.
The exhibit is believed to have come from a plant-eating dinosaur known as titanosaurus.
Police were informed of the theft but no further action was taken.
A spokesman for the museum said it was impossible to put a value on the dung.
Natural History Museum director of science professor Richard Lane said all items in the collections were of scientific and national value.
"Many are literally priceless,'' Professor Lane told Britain's The Sunday Telegraph.
http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/vermisc...-verloren.html
You hear this a lot, winning the lottery ruins people's life.
You want the truth? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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In much the same vein, I strongly recommend that any Orgahs on Facebook join this group.
haha! great facebook group! i joined it....
Consider me a member of hte Anti-Octosquid Alliance.
Injured deer seeks treatment at Petsmart
An injured, bleeding deer that wandered into the rear of a Rossford pet store Saturday was treated by a veterinary team there, then ran free into a rural area, police reported. [...] [T]he store's veterinary team stitched up the deer's injured leg and administered antibiotics. The deer remained calm while it was being treated, then got to its feet and fled, Officer Skala said.
I can see the (misleading) advertising campaign now: "PetSmart - where you can get veterinary care for a buck."
Looks like I'll have to make new vacation plans.
Naked hikers face spot fines in Swiss canton