May as well not even bother, Louis, it's only gonna get you lynched. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
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May as well not even bother, Louis, it's only gonna get you lynched. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
I will not say that the CIA is pro-town, they will certainly have questions to answer if the game continues after the last Don is caught. However, it seems a bit of a stretch to say they are the allies of the mafia in this particular game. If the CIA are allied to the mafia, they are the worst allies anyone could possibly hope for. They are responsible, directly or indirectly, for a very large number of the mafia deaths. I could certainly see the CIA being on their own team (and thus a significant threat), but saying they are allied to the mafia just doesn't compute for me based on their actions so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Oh how little you actually know! :laugh4::dizzy2:Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
Interesting. You are a mafia Don, but your statement is clearly intended to imply that the CIA and the mafia really are allies. If that were the truth, it would be far better for you to simply keep your mouth shut so that the CIA could help you win. By speaking up, you're just making me more confident that the CIA and the mafia are not allied. Thank you for reassuring me, as I truly have had some doubts for a long while.Quote:
Originally Posted by DisgruntledGoat
Whatever assumptions you make are fine by me.
Actually the CIA only wins once the communists are dead, doesn't care about town or mafia victory.
However, Askthepizzaguy is also working for the town by his own choice, since the Mafia always win.
Beskar is correct, and there is no "team". I am the sole representative of my organization.
Consider what I am doing for the town a "solid". It's a purely voluntary mission. In about an hour I believe Seamus will be posting the night writeup and I will reveal publicly all my notes and proofs why certain people can't be murderers.
You can check my work and independently verify what I will be telling you. I encourage everyone to please recheck it thoroughly because I am human and make mistakes. Louis the Fat was correct in the fact of I had the option to work with the baddies if I chose. I instead chose to be be a royal pain in their collective behinds. Even after you so cruelly tossed me out of the Director slot. :laugh4: Because I love this town, and whacking scums is so much more fun than helping them.
:2thumbsup:
It is now too late to change orders. All my data is revealed:
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Askthepizzaguy 367 Guilty, protown, vig, Loyal
a completely inoffensive name 120 Innocent, (Sigurd)
Andres 102 Innocent, (Sig) Q (JHT), vig
TinCow 101 Un (sig) Loyal (Pro) Guilty (Sig), Doc
Beskar 94 wiseguy
Reenk Roink 101 townie
Double A 80 Proven Defender
GeneralHankerchief 82 Luca
Moros 67 wiseguy
Sasaki Kojiro 84 Innocent (Sigurd) N2, N11
Kagemusha 61 wise aff
Seamus Fermanagh 69 host
Lord Winter 60 criminal
pevergreen 56 wiseguy
spL1tp3r50naL1ty 55 Innocent, defended twice, doctor (Sig)
Crazed Rabbit 77 Guilty, G, G (Sig, Sig, WE)
Tratorix 51 innocent (Sig) (vig)
DisgruntledGoat 50 Don
White_eyes:D 49 (vig)
YLC 63 Proven solo vig SK (no investigation yet)
Chaotix 56 Unclear (Sig) vig
Sigurd 45 Q (Pro) Criminal (John)
shlin28 42 townie (killed self)
Beefy187 41 townie
gibsonsg91921 41 Guilty (Sig) vig
Shinseikhaan 47 Guilty (Sig) vig
LittleGrizzly 37 innocent (Sig)- avoiding
Diana Abnoba 37 townie
Jolt 36 wiseguy
atheotes 36 mafia don
scottishranger 35 Luca
Myrddraal 34 Detective
johnhughthom 34 FBI Leader
slashandburn 40 FBI? Director, Innocent (Sig) vig, Loyal Guilty
woad&fangs 30 Guilty (Sig) vig
Centurion1 29 Guilty (Sig) vig, Loyal
Psychonaut 25 townie
Twilightblade 26 unclear (sig) Kunai killer, admitted wise
KukriKhan 27 vig *attacked by baretta killers* (Guilty)
Craterus 21 wiseguy
Proletariat 21 FBI agent? Innocent (Sig) Loyal
Kommodus 18 townie
Joooray 23 vig
The Stranger 17 townie
Caius 16 loyal (ATPG) unclear (Sig) INACTIVE
CountArach 15 Communist
Joe Monks 15 Guilty (Sig) vig
DJGingivitis 15 Don
SSNeoperestroika 17 innocent (Sig) proven surgeon
ricera10 14 questionable (ATPG) claims rogue
Gaius Scribonius Curio 14 Inactive, avoiding.
Yaropolk 13 townie
FactionHeir 13 Made
A Very Super Market 13 wise aff
discovery1 13 Luca
glyphz 12 townie
Cultured Drizzt fan 12 Doctor
Ironside 11 Luca
Iskander 3.1 10 Made
Death is yonder 9 townie
AggonyDuck 7 townie
Leet Eriksson 7 Made
El Diablo 7 criminal (el diablo admission)
Xehh II 7 #5 Killer
Khazaar 5 wise aff
Haudegen 5 Innocent (Sigurd) vig (Guilty)
Ichigo 5 Luca
Louis VI the Fat 4 not playing
Rhyfelwyr 4 Communist
Pannonian 4 questionable, needs to be WOGed
Skooma Addict 3 WOG
Quintus.JC 2 townie
Veronica "Trouble" Toluso 1 Made
Greyblades 1 WOG
Captain Blackadder 1 not playing
76 starting players.
DEAD:
4 Dons
5 Lucas
7 Made Gangster
3 affiliated wiseguys
3 confirmed communist
5 unaffiliated wise
Many townies
1 FBI agent
3 Detective
1 Doctor (CDF)
1 Rogue detective (ricera10)
Mafia: (7?)
1 Dons remaining
1 or more mades remaining. (check the vigilantes)
Other:
1 questionable remaining (Sigurd)
Askthepizzaguy- Guilty, not mafia (FBI) (VIG)
Sigurd- Questionable (Prole) Criminal (John)
SSNeoperestroika- innocent proven surgeon (Sigurd)
Double A- proven defender
YLC- Proven Solo Vigilante SK
Proletariat/Louis the Fat- Innocent FBI (Sigurd)
slashandburn- innocent, guilty FBI (Sigurd)
TinCow- unclear (Sigurd) Loyal (Prole) guilty (Sigurd) (VIG)
White_Eyes:D (VIG)
gibsonsg91921- guilty (Sigurd) (VIG)
Joooray- (VIG)
Tratorix- Innocent (Sigurd) (VIG)
Twilightblade- unclear (Sigurd * 2) Kunai killer
Caius- loyal (ATPG) unclear (Sigurd)
Shinseikhaan- Guilty (Sigurd) (VIG)
Haudegen- Innocent (Sigurd) (VIG) Guilty (sig)
splitpersonality- innocent (Sigurd)
Vigilantes:
Shinseikhaan- Guilty
Haudegen- Innocent, Guilty
TinCow- Guilty
gibsonsg91921- Guilty
Joooray
Tratorix
WhiteEyes
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Dead List.
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VISIBILITY AT NIGHT: (incomplete)
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More night action records:
N12
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I don't get it: does Sigurd have a criminal result? How can that be if he's only been investigating?
I always thought that was interesting as well. His cover role is a wiseguy, and that would explain it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Myrddraal
However, keep in mind that he's been 100% correct when it comes to investigation results all game, and he's been able to do 4 of them.
If he's mafia, he's the worst mafia I've ever seen. And he can't vote or kill anyone right now, to my knowledge, as Director. He's also safe in that slot. My advice would be to keep him there if you are concerned.
He has a cover role? What role does he claim exactly? Giving the mafia a role which could investigate four a night would seem a bit unbalanced, still it's worth keeping in mind.
I agree. There was a time about... four nights ago where I suggested to him that he might be a variant of a super secret special role like "The Wolf" and I grilled him about it. I was very close to accusing him of such publicly, because his role seems to be overpowered. And then I remembered, the only way he can get protection all game is if he makes the right connections. Luckily for him, I was able to get enough trust such that I could find defenders who would cover Sigurd "No Questions Asked" because I refused to reveal anything about him until very late in the game, and then only to trusted sources.Quote:
Originally Posted by Myrddraal
That information was then leaked, and I began the process of plugging the leaks. After that, I decided to use the leaks to my advantage, and I revealed all my sensitive data to 4 people, Sigurd, and the doctors. This information was then immediately leaked to YLC who revealed it to me. I suspected Split was the leak, and after grilling him on MSN messenger, he revealed he'd rather die than Chaotix. (A doctor, willing to die for a communist townie with no special abilities?) And of course, a solo defender was covering our vig targets every night, and I was only really telling Split and Sigurd who they were.
Plus the vigilantes, of course. But they are being investigated to be thorough.
He states that he cannot reveal it per red text.Quote:
Originally Posted by Myrddraal
My own role is limited by a fair amount of red text but I believe Psychonaut deduced what I was and made it public. After that, and being cautious and asking the host repeated questions about what was fair to reveal, I butchered my role PM and sent it to a few people. By the way that role PM is not 100% accurate. I altered it and included information I obtained from the FBI role PM. Sorry, I didn't think you guys would work with me if you thought I was neutral in any way, so I bolstered the questionable aspects with FBI data. At this point in the game, I should have completed my objectives (unless split got defended) and the FBI can finish the rest if there are any. Beware, the communists are leaking info to the mafia and cooperating. So much for neutrality. All my data is revealed, for the most part. A lot of the rest is unnecessary, but I'll reveal that as well if you want.
Your top suspects seem to be Shinseikhaan and Haudegen, due to Crazed Rabbit and Sasaki's ties to them, but I advise checking the vigilante's stories with Sigurd's deep investigation. I cannot be sure about Caius or Twilightblade either at this point, since Caius never got wogged and TB is missing two nights of fake kills, and therefore could be a made.
TinCow suggests he is a doctor but I haven't verified that yet, I would advise testing that theory to be thorough. After that I am stumped; the FBI have proven themselves with the kidnapping attempt on Chaotix the other night, The doctors are proven doctors, Sigurd is verified by all his investigations, I am a known quantity and you can track my activity all game, The vigilante's targets and whereabouts are largely known, and that just about covers it.
I am now outlived my usefulness and am simply a vote. I agree to go next round by the vote, or by uttering the deadly words that offend YLC, which would make me die for sure that night.
I would like to apologize for missing the previous voting phase, I had expected to log into the site during school hours, during a free period of mine, but I had to help a few classmates with our english homework, as well as completing and handing in some owed assignments for physics.
This isn't a ploy, I'm not trying to make an excuse, I'm just letting it out as an FYI.
Another FYI, ATPG will be killing me tonight for my failure to vote in the previous phase, he had stated that if I did not vote for Chaotix, he would kill me in the night, because if I didn't vote for him, my reluctance would show that I was also a communist, and therefor still trying to defend him. This is not the case, but ATPG isn't going to see it my way.
I am a communist, I started this game as a boring old townie with some okay red text, and I was contacted at some point by a communist, who told me of the point of the commies, their goals, and their conditions of victory. I believed these conditions were much better than that of the supposed CIA.
The communists do not seek to kill, infact they are punished in the end-game for killing any townies. Their job is to destroy the mafia, totally, and attempt to become the dominant faction, at least from my understanding.
There are many people who can confirm this, I cannot however as becoming a communist does not net you a new role PM, it's more of a "Declaration of intent," as Seamus put it.
I registered as questionable before I even became a communist, so I don't know what's up with that, though I'm sure all will be explained eventually.
So now you have my role, a townie/doctor/surgeon/communist who has served ATPG well through the game, and I have proven my protection abilities in a few occasions, most notably the protection of Chaotix and Crazed Rabbit in the past few nights.
What you do not have however, is ATPG's role. On several occasions with myself ATPG has contradicted himself in regards to the contents of his role, he first stated that if 3 or more communists survived he would lose the game, that number changed to 2 or more as soon as he found out Chaotix and I were the final communists, and now it seems he is adopting a strategy of any communists left must die. ATPG has also admitted to, on other occasions, taking an FBI role PM and replacing the FBI into with "CIA type things", this might show that no one really knows just what his role exactly is/does.
Sigurd can investigate 4 people per night, a pretty hefty role in my mind, with ATPG closing in second to being able to investigate 2 people for "loyalty checks", which if i recall correclty, no one else can do. It seems obvious to me that sigurd would be much better suited to being the head of the town, feeding information and whatnot to the town about the mafia, but things did not go that way. Why is that? I imagine because ATPG felt the need to overextend himself, to prove himself to the town that he is a trustworthy source, a good person in charge, someone who when it comes down to it, will save the town from the inglorious communists.
This pisses me off more than anything, I do not appreciate you misrepresenting my intentions to try and justify killing me. I specifically told you why I offered myself for lynch over chaotix, and you talked me into why chaotix would be better, because it would "clear me".Quote:
he revealed he'd rather die than Chaotix. (A doctor, willing to die for a communist townie with no special abilities?)
I said that I would rather die, because if you have it so wound up that I am communist, then either of us shall do, and this is true, if you were going to allow either of us to survive until endgame, then either of us should've been a productive lynch, but you somehow got it in your head that I would lose if chaotix died. Oh guess what, I'm still alive and communist and chaotix is dead, so I guess that ruins that. So how do you solve that problem? You can kill me in the night! Using your CIA umbrella poisoning tactic, that's a good way to get rid of any un-loyal or otherwise undesirable townies.
This last part is the most important, and it is aimed at any townies whose goals are still to win, rather than to let ATPG lead you to victory.
Another strange thing I've noticed, ATPG knows exactly who the mafia are, through several sources, yet he continues to come after communists. Rather than lynching the right person in the day, and ending the game. TWICE now he has chosen to lynch someone else, I begin to suspect he won't even vig kill him tonight as he has promised me, and if he does not then the town MUST lynch ATPG.
Before I am called out for being angry and trying to hard I'd like to say YES I am angry, that I let myself get sucked in by ATPG, and that I may be one of the biggest contributors to the town's loss, as well as one of the biggest "lemmings", think of this not as a way to save myself, but as a way for me to make up for it to the town... Though I doubt it'll help anyway.
Suggested conclusion to the game-
Sigurd- Director
SSN- defended by Double A
Double A- defended by Tincow
Tincow- defended by SSN (do a deep investigation to be safe)
(Doctor triad)
Louis/slash- not crucial to town victory, but loyal to town I believe.
Vigilantes: get investigated and target remaining suspects.
ATPG- undefended from now on.
Try for double lynches.
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place final suspect in Director slot so that Sigurd can vote again, have Sigurd deep investigate and defend him.
I am not interested in debating with Splitpersonality. I could pick apart the inconsistencies in your argument, but I already wasted my time yesterday with Chaotix. I could also post our MSN chatlogs to prove that you are not being truthful about why you were defending Chaotix, but it isn't even worth it.
And you're incorrect that I haven't posted who the final suspects were. Just yesterday I highlighted in red the names of Haudegen and Shinseikhaan and suggested they were the final mafia. So please get your facts in order.
This is basically an admission of guilt. You knew the town had tried repeatedly to get him lynched and vigilante'd. You're a traitor and you admitted your communist ties.Quote:
So now you have my role, a townie/doctor/surgeon/communist who has served ATPG well through the game, and I have proven my protection abilities in a few occasions, most notably the protection of Chaotix and Crazed Rabbit in the past few nights.
It's not worth posting the chatlogs because you know what you're saying is UTTER bull:daisy:, so don't even try posting manipulated chatlogs in here alright?
I never said you didn't post who the final suspects are, I said that you didn't even bother to do anything about it.
Ask the vigilantes what I didn't bother to do anything about.Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
They were supposed to have targeted one of them last night, unless you defended them.
If you kept true on your promise to me, then I will be happy.
I didn't defend anyone, I didn't do anything, I just logged in to see this, and I"m sick and ornery right now so I felt like ranting.
I'm waiting for your goons to come and get me, do your worst.
Calm down, my friend. It is just a game. And you can't really blame me for what I have done, you just admitted to defending Chaotix, a communist, instead of SSNeoperestroika, a town surgeon. And then Crazed Rabbit, town's main suspect for several rounds, instead of Tincow, a town doctor. You are also the leak who revealed my Census when you were trying to recruit YLC. You admitted you are a communist now, and you know very well I have a mission to protect America from communism.Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
What exactly have I done which is inconsistent with both protecting the town and doing my mission? Why is any of this a surprise? And by the way, it wasn't just me. The FBI are also looking for you. They deserve to get points too, even if they are my friendly rivals.
:shakehands:
It's over, Split. You lied to me about what you were, and you get upset at me for not revealing the full truth about my plans to you? You didn't reveal the full truth (or even a half truth) about your plans to me. I trusted you, and you betrayed me. You were like a brother to me. I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart.
I never tried to recruit YLC, I wish I had because that's a good idea, but that was sadly not myself.
If it's the FBI too then I'm at least a little glad that they get points, that makes my death much better :l
Either way, game's over for me, and hopefully the entire game is over.
The FBI aren't your friendly rivals.... we've all seen their role pms. The aren't suppose to let you achieve your goals.
They are friendly in that we have a common enemy; you scumbags. Also, for much of the game I had been organizing protection groups onto them for mutual benefit; sharing loyalty results, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by DisgruntledGoat
I suggested the lynch on all three of the previous reds. It's not something they would have wanted to prevent.
*giggles madly*
Oh, surprise for everyone tonight, and so much more for Split!
Born to lust, turn to dust! Born in sin, come on in. When in vice, say it twice!
*mad laughter subsides into crying*
I looked up at ATPG's posts, and I believe he may have doomed anyone with a reading of "Innocent"
I know myself however, and I am not innocent. I have blood on my hands all the same as the people committing the killings, because I knew about them.
It doesn't work that way. Otherwise half the players in the game would have been dead halfway through because the word had been tossed around a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
You have to say it in reference to yourself.
Okay, proof of ATPG's upcoming demise:
So long, sucker. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
More howls from the man who would not decompose? YLC, could you do me a favor an give GH an exorcism?Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
By the way, Split has been kind enough to reveal that Haudegen is the final Don.
He isn't mafia, and his faction should be gone.... he's got no reason to lie now I would presume.
Let's go for Haudegen today for the lynch and finish the game.
bleed in black and white
(Release the pressure kept inside)
These words won’t run tonight
(And they would never)
Moments that shouldn’t be forgotten
(No)
Don’t they remind you of anything?
Then it seems so right and simple
The purest impressions that can't be filed
And one my ink will run dry
And I'll be gone.
-- Texas Funeral “Monochrome Rendition"
Summary of Events, Night Sixteen
After the meeting broke up, Tratorix decided that it simply made no sense to scurry about like some kind of paranoid rat, constantly letting fear decide his every action. He had kept a low profile at first, but he had done his bit – and then some – to help bring an end to this scourge. It’s almost finished, this fight, surely a proper dinner at Iron Felix’s wasn’t too much of an extravagance.
His repast was sumptuous – Felix’s custom had taken a hit these last few weeks so he added a few ‘extras’ to the meal – and the beverages more so. The Chicken Kiev had been almost fork tender, the rich buttery taste making the chicken a spectacular treat rather than a mundane meal. The Puligny-Montrachet that had gone with it was even better. Dessert would not live up to the rest of the meal.
Tratorix was surprised when the trench-coated man walked into the alcove, gently tossing him a violin bow as he entered. Reflexes being what they are, Tratorix caught the bow easily in both hands. His left eye caught the rapid double tap from the Baretta just a second later. Punching neatly through the thin bone at the back of the socket, the rounds killed Tratorix even before he could make a sound. His body never even slumped back. His hands fell onto the table, still holding the bow, and the only sign of the damage done was a thin trickle of blood dripping down his check like red tears.
The shooter put away his pistol and withdrew sufficient funds from his wallet to pay for the meal (+25%!), which he then placed on the table. He then quietly exited Iron Felix’s and made his way into the night.
Gibsonsg91921 looked at his hand, mulling over his chances. His eyes darted about the table, to get a good look at the other players faces. White Eyes was an easy tell, man couldn't put help but wear his emotions on his sleeves. Jooray was the exact opposite - placid and hard to rid, sitting there drinking his coffee. slashandburn was the only one that returned Gibs' gaze, but he wasn't giving anything up either.
Looking back down at his hand, and then at the chips on the table, Gibs’ decided to go for the ‘sure thing.’ He needed the money pretty badly anyway, and they'd forgive him later anyway. Scratching his arm, Gibs’ grinned with his cigar in his teeth, and laid down his cards.
"Four Aces and a Queen kicker; read ‘em ‘n weep boys!"
Immediately groans passed across the table as cards were thrown down on the table. slash shook his head and donned his fedora.
"Your too good for us Gibs,’ if I didn't know any better...ah, anyway, you going to meet up with the rest of the team later? The 'boss' hasn’t authorized a hit tonight, but he said we should check back later in case…."
Gibsong considered for a moment as he pulled in the chips towards him, a smile on his face.
"Oh yeah, sure, sure, no problem. Good game tonight guys, keep it up and my mortgage should be gone by the end of the month!"
Jooray laughed.
“Hey, pay your own bills pal. Alright guys, lets head out and let Mr. Money count his winnings."
White Eyes and slash both tipped their hats and left along with Jooray, leaving Gibsonsg91921 alone at the card table, the kitchen light his only illumination.
A few minutes latter, a knock resounded upon the door, both petite yet demanding. Gibs sighed, put his pen down, and went to go get the door. Another knock only irritated him further.
"Yea, yea, I'm coming."
However, Gibsong nearly melted when he opened the door - before him stood a lovely young woman with raven hair and grey eyes, wearing a red hem dress with lace stockings, her figure easily showing through, and her lips just as red as her dress. Gibs gulped as the young lass looked up into his eyes.
"May I come in?"
Her puppy dog eyes were the final straw, and Gibs could just barely hear himself saying ‘Yes’ over his own blood racing. Bashfully saying ‘thank you,’ the woman entered, and then promptly grabbed Gibs by his sleeve. Confusion whirled in Gobsonsg91921’s head as the woman twisted it, and reached into the sleeve.
"Oh, such a naughty little boy are we. Cheating at games and robbing our friends of their honest money -- how terrible of you. We can't have that now, nuh-uh, not at all. You'll have to be punished for your sins."
Horror overcame Gibsong as he struggled against being dragged into the kitchen, but the woman's grip was far too tight, far too strong. Once in the kitchen, she giggled with delight, throwing Gibsong onto the table, and taking a rope she had brought with her, secured him to the table.
"What is this I see? Bottles filled with sin, the drink of the devil! Dear me! I guess we will just have to be rid of that!"
Gibsong stared in horror and growing fear as he watched as his alcohol cabinet was summarily poured out onto the floor and over himself, and the glass bottles thrown upon the floor.
The woman giggled manically with glee as she raced about the house, closing every door and window, and finally twirling back into the kitchen to blow out the pilot light on the oven, which she then turned on. Taking one of Gibsong's unused cigars and lighting it, the woman straddled the tied down body of Gibsong and came within inches of his face.
"Poor Gibby – t’was terrible, to be born in sin, to let the devil come right on in. Poor Gibsonsg’ – t’was delightful, to cover him in sin, and let the devil invite him in."
Giving him a kiss and then sticking the lit cigar into Gibsong's mouth, the woman slid off and disappeared. Gibsong closed his eyes, crying softly, trying not to inhale, but not daring to let the cigar fall. The house began to fill with gas. Eventually, it reached the height of the table…and the cigar.
It was a chilly night and he had a longish trip down to the South end ahead of him, so spL1tp3r50naL1ty cranked up the heat, cranked on the radio – Johnny Fontaine – and took a long drag on his Lucky. The weather wasn’t great, but he wasn’t in too much of a hurry, so he worked his way slowly down Atlantic Avenue.
Despite the car’s armor and the resistant windows, despite the solid tires like those of a military armored car, despite all the usual precautions, Split never had a chance. The gas was odorless and colorless, and was mixing with the warm heat flowing into the interior of the car. At first he felt just a little sleepy, as well as mildly annoyed that you couldn’t roll down armored windows for fresh air. Seconds later he didn’t feel much of anything.
His car slowly plowed into a parked vehicle. Within moments, bystanders saw a police cruiser roll up. The two police used a crowbar to break the lock on the door, and then quickly removed Split from his vehicle, driving him off North towards the direction of Mercy hospital.
Mercy hospital would have no record of his admission, and Split was not seen in Fatlington again.
"Thank you Commissioner. No Comissioner, I find the accommodations perfectly fine... Yes, I'll get on it right at the beginning of tomorrow. No, I assure you, I already sent them out to conduct the investigations...the debacle earlier today? I am told I should be safe, I sent some of the guards you gave me to go after her. Yes, she will be caught - we will have no more repeats....Commissioner, please, everything is under control, and is all going according to plan...yes...yes...thank you...good night Commissioner, I will see you tomorrow."
Director Sigurd slammed the phone down and ran his hands through his hair. He looked down at the assignment sheet and the recently released investigation notes by ATPG, trying to formulate a plan. Picking up a nearby pencil, he began to absently tap it upon his desk, trying to use it to concentrate.
Suddenly the door to his office opened and the sounds of the busy police precinct flooded in. Sigurd’s secretary (he’d insisted that Fermanagh provide him with one right after Fermanagh insisted on minutes and tallies etc.) stuck her head through the door, a tired look in her face.
"Director, there appears to be someone at the front desk who needs to see you."
Sigurd waved her away.
“I am far too busy! Have Lieutenant Maloney take care of it, or have whoever needs to bug me so badly leave me a note and come back for the morning session."
The secretary sighed and closed the door, leaving Sigurd to return to his work. A few minutes later, screams could be heard and then a loud gunshot.
Sigurd sat straight up in his desk, his hand diving under to grab his S&W Model 27, sweating beading down his face and neck. More shots rang out, the sound of glass shattering, tables being over turned, people screaming, either in pain or to bark an order or curse. As the sounds of combat grew closer and closer and intensified, he could hear the Browning 5's distinct blast, each time accompanied by the scream of an officer.
Suddenly, all became quiet, and Sigurd’s grip upon his pistol tightened. His door creaked open, and the head of his secretary stuck in.
"What happened? Who attacked us? Is the suspect subdued? Answer me!"
Instead of answering, his secretary simply stared into space through sightless eyes, and a chill crawled up Sigurd's spine. A single hand popped in and worked the jaw, a lavendery voice replying…
"Everything's fine Mr. Director! Tip top shape! Only one thing out of place!"
Pushing the door open, a raven haired woman in a bloodstained and torn-hemmed dress entered, a Browning 5 in her right hand, pushing the gutted and dead secretary out of the way with her left.
"It's you who is out of place."
A single moment of stillness preceded as both the woman and Sigurd leveled their weapons and fired at one another…
Morning Session, Day Seventeen
Fermanagh paused, obviously flustered. He’d spoken softly, and his last point had been delivered without his usual calm.
“So, anyway, that’s what we think happened. We found them both lying there dead. YLC’s shot killed Sigurd more or less instantly, but Sigurd’s shots did enough damage that, coupled with the other wounds taken killing my officers, YLC died of blood loss before exiting the office.”
Fermanagh was obviously stunned by the savagery of what had happened, was obviously still trying to process it in his mind.
“Only a maniac could have done what YLC did. Taking that kind of damage and still attacking…I just don’t know what to say.”
“I have only one autopsy report to give you, that of Xehh II. Our initial indications are that he was some kind of criminal, but that he had no connection to the mafia at all. He was, however, hoarding a number of kopis swords and other weaponry from ancient Egypt of all things – all of them in sets of five. I think we did ourselves no end of good by lynching that one. I’m not sure why Fatlington has to deal with these…these…”
Fermanagh just stopped, obviously at a loss for words.
Fermanagh reminded the committee – what was left of it – that he would oversee this evening’s vote selection. He then closed the morning session.
OOC
Lynch votes and Director Selections need to be completed by 1400 on Friday the 25th.
The Fate of the Fatlings
Attacked (43): Beefy187 (n1, n6), DJGingivtis (n2), Gaius Scribonius Curio (n2), Beskar (n3), Double A (n3), Lord Winter (n3, n5), Andres (n4, n9, n11), Diana Abnoba (n4), Reenk Roink (n4), Iskander3.1 (n5), Proletariat (n5, n5, n7, n7), TinCow (n6), Shinseikhaan (n7), Centurion1 (n8), Sasaki Kojiro (n8, n9, n10, n10, n13), Moros (n9, n10), Pannonian (n9), Sigurd (n9), Crazed Rabbit (n10, n14) askthepizzaguy (n11), Kukrikhan (n11), El Diablo (n12), LittleGrizzly (n12), spL1Tp3r50nality (n12), Chaotix (n13, n14, n15), a completely inoffensive name (n14), SSNeoperestroika (n14), Haudegen (n15)
Killed (37): Quintus.JC (n1), The Stranger (n1), Death is Yonder (n2), pevergreen (n2), Yaropolk (n2), Myrddraal (n3), Jolt (n4), Craterus (n5), johnhughthom (n5), Leet Erickson (n5), Psychonaut (n5), Iskander3.1 (n6), Khazaar (n6), Kommodus (n6), scottishranger (n6), Aggonyduck (n8), Beskar (n8), Cultured Drizzt Fan (n8), glyphz (n8), shlin28 (n8), Diana Abnoba (n9), DisgruntledGoat (n9), Moros (n10), Reenk Roink (n10), Andres (n11), Ichigo (n11), LittleGrizzly (n12), Pannonian (n12), Joe Monks (n13), Ricera10 (n13), woad&fangs (n13), a completely inoffensive name (n15), Kukrikhan (n15), gibsonsg91921 (n16), Sigurd (n16), Tratorix (n16), YLC (n16)
Removed (1): spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Lynched (18): Factionheir (d2), CountArach (d3), GeneralHankerchief (d3), discovery1 (d4), atheotes (d5), A Very Super Market (d6), Kagemusha (d6), Rhyfelwher (d7), Ironside (d8), DJGingivtis (d9), Lord Winter (d10), Beefy187 (d11), Centurion1 (d12), El Diablo (d13), Xehh II (d14), Crazed Rabbit (d15), Sasaki Kojiro (d15), Chaotix (d16)
Wogged (9): Nole4694 (n5), Truepraetorian (n5), Dutch_guy (n6), Warmaster Horus (n7), Greyblades (n10), Skooma Addict (n10), Cowhead418 (n11), Gaius Scribonius Curio (n11), Veronica "Trouble" Toluso (n11)
Still Alive (13): askthepizzaguy, Caius, DoubleA, Haudegen, Joooray, Louis VI the Fat, Shinseikhaan, slashandburn, spL1tp3r50naL1ty, SSNeoperestroika, TinCow, Twilightblade, White_Eyes:D.
Replaced (2): Imperator Invictus (by FactionHeir, n1), Proletariat (By Louis VI the Fat, n16)