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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, disguised as two.
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, "disguised as two." Fido got molested
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, disguised as two. Fido got molested by an analrapist
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, disguised as two. Fido got molested by an analrapist with a fetish
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, disguised as two. Fido got molested by an analrapist with a fetish for 'Cookie Crisp'
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, disguised as two. Fido got molested by an analrapist with a fetish for 'Cookie Crisp' and hardcore trance
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, disguised as two. Fido got molested by an analrapist with a fetish for 'Cookie Crisp' and hardcore trance, so he danced
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, disguised as two. Fido got molested by an analrapist with a fetish for 'Cookie Crisp' and hardcore trance, so he danced with Pepin d'Short.
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, disguised as two. Fido got molested by an analrapist with a fetish for 'Cookie Crisp' and hardcore trance, so he danced with Pepin d'Short. Fido was buried
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, disguised as two. Fido got molested by an analrapist with a fetish for 'Cookie Crisp' and hardcore trance, so he danced with Pepin d'Short. Fido was buried. Pepin buried him
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Re: 3 word story
But then the orgah called Rhyfelwyr conqueored Marioland. Wario wanted revenge, so he whipped Yoshi with ecstatic joy for no reason, leaving deep red wounds all over his shredded, mutilated fuzzy chew toy. Which was then Yoshi ate the presently nonsensical sentence. Everyone was confused but unaware of the giant llama drinking dangerous Pepsi and just boosted everyone off the llama-saddle. But someone, one "Rhyfelwyr", ruined the boostathon for feeding Llamas Pepsi and forcing hooahguy to castrate his dog with a blunt, wooden spoon. The dog then got its revenge by biting Methuselah with rabid abandonment, forcing him to cry, cry, cry. Yoyoma1910 was heart-broken after Methuselah peed Dr. Pepper everywhere on Rhyfelwyr's facetious flying carpetty face. As Jolt founded Joltaism, Methuselah became a common knave who could eat only poop and pee, however Jolt Joltianized saving the day, but not Methuselah, who ate Jolt. He then said "Abokasee armies 'ere!"
Of course then {BHC}AntiWarmanCake88 killed Abokasee with a spoon. "I need employment!" shouted Shlin28, drunk senseless on Buckfast and Night Train. New Story Now!!!! I say no. Gah Gah Gah. Rhyfelwyr was confused by the transition of confusion rays, which were sexy to Methusalah so he attained powers. Rhyfelwyr loved sexiness to the point that he boosted about his virginity and Methuselah's hotness...not! No seriously, he's HOT. Anyways, with Meth´s supreme Philly Cheese Steaks, which tasted terrible like Rhyfelwyr's mom, was stuffed down.
Genesis: two hundred:In the beginning the robots danced frivilously with Methuselah. Rhyfelwyr was hungry, as was Methuselah. They ate Legosoldier, then Rhyfelwyr ate TevashSzat, who was Methuselah's fairy godmother. Methuselah was confused, and binged on tons of meth and McDonalds. He was so high he ate 100 fur burgers. Rhyfelwyr likes Fred Fredburger, and ate forty Rockies and Rambos for his breakfast. Amen.
Cyborg Nazies fought Stalinist monks, who were sexy but not much. The resulting battle ended in stalemate. So they partied until they were all bored and horny. So they called Methuselah over , but instead Rhyfelwyr modded M2TW all for Methuselah's horny Legosoldier's menopausal needs which are lies and he likes Methuselah. So they played with Barbies then killed themselves. Rhyfelwyr took over a box of empty Coke bottles and was horny; we didn't understand Legosoldier's menopausal incrompehension essay for Methuselah and Rhyfelwyr. Shlin28 watches Orangina commercials, where a horse and a cow mauled the farmer back to africa. So he shot himself with a blunderbus and bled while pissing on himself. He died.
Bored Frenchmen decided to invade Andorra with extreme prejudice and ultra-nationalist racism only frenchmen had on weekends. So they waited until the Quebecois decided it was Saturday, and invaded Pawnee but were defeated. Paris was occupied by Alsatian seperatists and Swiss Pikemen with some Landsknechts who were really Russian communists, as they tattooed Lenin's portraits on their two-handed axe-heads. After 200 empty years of eating cheeses, they burned Paris Hilton's home in Paris and stole all of England from the Saxons in their minds and also reality. He said that "who is He" should be the infantry commander for you-know-who, brother of who-you-know and mother of Saruman's unknown sister, the exotic dancer for Sauron who had sex with Galadriel's ring. Then the frightened Hobbits conquered Morder with Black Sabbath's music and rabid camels.
Back in Fiji, sea turtles swarmed into a vagina, and died horrifically. The natives dove ate a chicken that was burnt. Macedonian muffins were eaten by King Pepin the Short, who was very poisonous and was filled with rage!!! King Pepin poisoned presumably preposterous penguins and they ate the poison happily. Then Emperor Penguins picked a passel of pickled peppers while pleasing Pepin.
When reality returned to Wonderland, no ponies pranced precariously around the periphery of relgion, meaning only two words, but actually three, disguised as two. Fido got molested by an analrapist with a fetish for 'Cookie Crisp' and hardcore trance, so he danced with Pepin d'Short. Fido was buried. Pepin buried him on his backyard.
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Re: 3 word story
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Artillery never stopped firing at the
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Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen
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Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a
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Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door
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Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door
SO A BRAVE
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Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door
SO A BRAVE knight using CAPITALS
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Artillery never stopped firing at the Swiss Aromuded Pikemen, entrenched behind a main Bastille door so a brave knight using CAPITALS stormed the gate