They all had funny hair, afros and mullets galore :beatnik:Quote:
Originally Posted by fatsweets
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They all had funny hair, afros and mullets galore :beatnik:Quote:
Originally Posted by fatsweets
The draw for the World Cup qualifiers was today. Some interesting groups.
Group 2 Greece, Israel, Switzerland, Moldova, Latvia, Luxembourg
Group 6 Croatia, ENGLAND, Ukraine, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Andorra
England get Croatia again!
Luxembourg have an easy group. Should romp to victory in that group Treverer :laugh4:
Well, I second you, of course I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by horst nordfink
... but I will enumerate what facts you have forgotten to mention:
- Greece is disqualified because all 11 members (!!) & x remplacants are married/coupled and thous form a big family, especially if from Sparte or Thebeia ...
- 'Cause Israel is is the first world wide target of computer-game-based-war: The attackers are known by the codewords "Gray Death" and "Yellow Death".
- Switzerland declares the State of War/Emergency (or however it is called), as there are some Italian fans from Rome trying to transit the country: Every MAN (the footballers are enroled too, as this is the not the female EU-championship) is called to arms against those invaders.
- Reports from our spies, eh ... from TV-news say that Moldavia is invaded by Romania and/or some Kossaks from the Steppes. Apparently a large group of Overseas Greeks (not from the U.S., nay, from the northern Turkish coast !!) rush to their defences but arrive too late: the football team was among those being enslaved and thous deported.
- Latvia ... ehm ... Latvia ... well, seeing that are they are the only other team in the group, they take up the challenge to defeat Luxembourg. But, oh yes! but they are defeated thanks to the 2 HealthPockets of our Frensh supermedic (but there was an ugly scene at the beginning of the match, as he uses to wear no clothes, until one of developpers, ... ehm, nomenclatura of the FIFA just gave him a little somewhat to cover his <bleep>) and to the Lusotannan Mercenary football players that the Luxembourgian team coach/manager was able to hire.
Though L. has no level 2 mine (BUT I WILL WRITE TO THE UN AND DEMAND ONE FOR US L.), though our budget's still in balance, and though our mnai- ... eh, euro-reserves are high, this incredible intelligent-risk-take was made possible by having tohe brilliant idea to sell/demolish ALL the EU-buildings and banks in Luxembourg-City, giving us a so reallly, really truly amazing sum of mn...EURO to hire these Merc-foots.
Hence Luxembourg will be the winner of that group, or as we say: "Daat waer domat bewissen!" If, oho! if you have facts coming to another conclusion, do not forget to name your sources. Any response without the propper sources/citations or written in a strong language will be taken into consideration.
... oh, and the best screenshoots ... scenes of the match will be published in the documentation "The Mouse that Squeaked - a Luxembourgian Football Match AAR".
Yours,
Treverer
EDIT: Reposted the original.
I like cheese.
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My adviceQuote:
Originally Posted by Treverer
:laugh4: Get some rest and stay away from a computer with EB on it:laugh4:
Thanks for your help with my drunken editing Sassem, unfortunately I seem to have knackered it up installing some other fixes and mods.
Currently downloading EB 1.0 again.
Well, after passing a wonderful day with my parents on the birthday party of my uncle, I came back home and wanted to get some further information about a socalled "hot" topic on domestic policy. After finding some interested links, I noticed that I lacked the concentration to go into depth and end my day with a visit on the forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassem
Seeing Horst Nordfink's comment about the football groups, i decided to write a humourous version including some of the topics I've been following. Appearently I do not have the talent for this. Hence I will delete my previous post and apologize to all those not sharing my point of view.
Yours,
Treverer
I'd really like an AAR about football.
And I still like cheese.
I donn't think that he was disagreeing with what you said so much, he was just joking. I found it quite amusing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Treverer
I quite like melted cheese, but I can't even look at the stuff if it's hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elphir
~:confused: I think you miss understood my reply i thought it was funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Treverer
that's why i put in those :laugh4: im my post reply
Yes, it was good Treverer, don't see what you are so ashamed of.
On 25'th of November, my first child was born. A baby girl called Tania -Vanessa.:balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: Drinks for everyone.!!!!!
Congratulations.:balloon2: ~:cheers:
N.B. just to confirm, the balloon is for her and the beer for you.:clown:
One question though: why aren't you calling her Europa Barbarorum?:beam: :laugh4:
The wife wouldn't let me.:furious3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharnakes
Oh, well! Last Sunday night I couldn't sleep at all and so I came back to lurk a bit. And I completely misunderstood your post. Sorry, Sassem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassem
Yours,
Treverer
P.S. Though taking a break from EB wasn't a bad suggestion.
Congratulations!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ciprianrusu
I'm on night shift tonight, but I will wet the babys head tomorrow!!
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Originally Posted by Pharnakes
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Originally Posted by ciprianrusu
LOL
Congratulations :birthday2:
You should show her the naked berserkers thenQuote:
Originally Posted by ciprianrusu
congrats! much happiness with your new child!
My deepest congratulations :balloon2: :juggle2: :balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by ciprianrusu
My most sincere blessings to all three:2thumbsup:
Congratulations ciprianrusu! :birthday2: :birthday2: :birthday2:
Congrats mate!! Just call her Cleopatra and be done with it. ;)
You would want to name your daughter after that slut? I wouldn't.
Tank you all for your kind words.
That is the only part of EB that she likes.:furious3:Quote:
Originally Posted by blank
Time to go to the pub! I will have a drink to your new daughter!
Is this just a British custom? Or do other countries do it?
My real name is David and i am South Korean living in NJ, USA:laugh4:
Hello David! Goodbye David social life! =D
I don't feel like sleeping, I feel terrible. Keep me awake, guys!
I figured I'd drop by since I have no company tonight.~:mecry:
Congratulations to ciprianrusu! ~:cheers:
Morning guys, I can't sleep. It's currently 4:45am. I had a few Guinnesses and a curry last night, and let's just say that it aint sitting all that well.
Felicitari Ciprianrusu. This meaning "congratulations" in romanian. Sa-ti traiasca! :balloon2: :beam: :balloon2: And GL Horst! May the gods protect you!
Listening to bagpipe noises now to keep me awake!
Gonna get myself some hot chocolate soon, though.
It's 7.17 AM here. I get ready for school and haven't close one eye all night. Reading about the damn Syrian Wars - Appian. Wish me luck as I will be put to a test (modern history - boring!).
And yes, I quited coffy! For good!
Good luck man! 6:25 AM here, didn't sleep all night, was contemplating certain things.
I'm sure you'll do awesome.
Dubblepost:
WHY THE HECK IS FORUM A BANNED WORD?!
*takes calm down pills*
Yes, I know there's an Edit button, but I'm too lazy. And tired.
What banned word? Maybe I'm too :wall: tyred. Didn't get it. :beam: Noo. I wanted my 100th post to be something special, Damn it! Joking... I think I will eat a banana before going to school.
Haha!
It appears the word 'Forum' is banned.
Thanks. It's a custom in my country also. I had to give drinks to about 25 people until now, and there are more to come.~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by horst nordfink
Thank you all for your wishes. Multumesc!
Let me join other colleagues in sincere congratulations :birthday2: A "cute little horsie" to you :charge: , a cup of coffee to your wife :coffeenews: (she probably won´t sleep much for next few moths :beam: ) and a nice picture to your baby :painting:Quote:
Originally Posted by ciprianrusu
Ad Horst - We in Czech also use to celebrate these awesome occasions by having a few beers with our friends, so cheers ~:cheers:
And welcome David-Commilitone a balloon for you :balloon2:
Yes, welcome Davin. I have no more balloons left but here's a turtle for you :turtle:
Congrats on the newborn!
On a diferent note, here's a webcomic I found. Don't show this to your daughter really...
beodcomic.com.sapo.pt
Have you played your first game of rugby yet mAIOR?
on the 12th :) I'm eagerly waiting!
Cheers...
Are you in a rugby team, or something?
P.S. Have you finnished your exams yet?
Yeah I've finished my exams:p I haven't been in the mp games cause I 've been toying with my new gf and I've been playing WIC... Wichever the two is more time consuming :p
Cheers...
Whats WIC?
Been listening to Floyd Mayweather vs Ricky Hatton on the radio. Couldn't buy the pay-per-view because I have to go to work.
Absolutely gutted by the result, but I don't think that Ricky Hatton had any business fighting in Welterweight, all his strength and power is negated by the weight step up. He still fought like a lion and didn't show himself up against arguably the best fighter for quite some time.
Can anybody tell me plz what you get balloons and medals for and who gives them away?
Various people give them away for no apparent reason.
:beam:
ty!
This is relevant to absolutely nothing, but I'll post it anyway. I chopped and took the seeds off of a dozen bell peppers earlier today. FIVE HOURS LATER I took a leak and now my Jack Bauer is burning. Very annoying.
Fascinating. Thanks for letting us know.~:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Thaatu
LOL:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Thaatu
This kind a of short and weird messages gives me a BIG smile behind my computer:yes:
Comming back today, I saw a very funny thing:
There was this drunk guy crawling around in the road, wit his trousers round his knees, a can of dear in one hand and his belt in the other.
Funny, but the really funny thing was what he was saying: "help me Fraser!" in the most weobegone, pathetic tone I have ever heard, you would have thought he was being dragged off by alliens or something.:laugh4:
I politley restrained my laughter untill I was round the corner, then I laughed all the way back.:laugh4:
Funniest thing I have seen in a long time - "help me Fraser!":laugh4: :laugh4:
Thisis how you get balloons :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by delablake
:no: Pharnakes and Moosemanmoo, you have no idea how wrong you are, the Galatians are an incredible people, and would beat stinking Atropatene or Pontus on the field of battle any day. :smash: :laugh4:
I played rugby today and I managed to hyper-extend my knee! Suffice to say, it hurt like a goddamn whore!!! I thought I'd broken my leg.
These things happen!
Thaatu, I have often admired your posts for their lucidity and common sense, but........................Quote:
Originally Posted by Thaatu
Your Jack Bauer?!?!
Ah, thank you for asking that:Quote:
Originally Posted by horst nordfink
1. It shoots before asking questions.
2. Its expertise is torture.
3. It can go for 24 hours straight.
4. It works in seasons.
5. It can make the opposite sex say whatever I want them to.
6. It's highly regarded for extinguishing flashpoints.
7. Its favourite caliber is 9mm.
8. It knows what's right and wrong, but still has no morals.
9. When there's an emergency, all laws are obsolete.
10. It auditioned for the role, but was rejected for being too bold.
Writer's block. I'll post if I come up with more.
1.That's not something I would be proud of advertising...Quote:
Originally Posted by Thaatu
2.So, girls actually feel like that afterwards??
7.Whatever, I'm more used to .50BMG but hey, if that fits you...
j/k ^_^
Cheers...
24 huh? :shrug: The most time I've been "entertaining" someone is about 6-7 hours straight, do you work in a bordello or something? :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Thaatu
6-7 hours?! What the hell had you taken to go 6-7 hours without finding something better to do?
A Galatian slept with my mumQuote:
Originally Posted by Admetos
Its all about the Maks for me
In Cumbria, it is Mad Friday!
*Opens the Tavern door, slides in quickly, walks up to the bar, does a little c-walk real quick and sits down*
*spins around on chair to look at everybody*
Yo...Wassup everybody, i'm alex, i'm 18 and i'm from New Jersey (you know, that place across from New York) :us-newjersey:
I grew up with Age of Empires, which i played incessantly 'til i was about 16...That was when i bought Civilization III and got hooked on that. Then when I turned 18, i got Civ IV and I was hooked on that like crack...I got both expansion packs and everything!
Then I decided to buy R:TW with my birthday money...little did i know it would be the best game I ever played.
I soon grew tired of the Movie-like depiction of the factions in the game, as my years with AoE had me beome a history buff...being that i'm Italian i was Big on Romans.
By chance, i stumbled onto EB during a google search, and i eagerly downloaded it, the claims of accuracy enticing...
My dreams came true when i started my Roman campaign...No more annoying Senate!!!
Currently i'm studying at Morris County college, Majoring in Game development.
I also took Wing chun Kung Fu for about a year and now i'm starting Jun Fan Jeet Kune Do :chinese: Martial Arts Are cool.
Hey boots! Can you get me a bottle of Sapporo and a Double shot of Jack on the rocks? Thanx.
Hmm. Where is Bootsiuv? I haven't seen him around in a while. His profile says he hasn't been online for four days, but it's been longer than that since I last saw him post. We need a new bar-man, we're getting thirsty... :whip:
somebody get Pharnakes...and hope no Galatians come up to the bar or we're all screwed
i can see it now...*Wavy Daydream Sequence*
"Who let this Galatian Scum in here?!?!"
*pharnakes starts throwing bar stools everywhere*
*end Wavy Daydream Sequence*
Bootsiuv has contracted a case of real life, most specifically of the New Baby Boy strain. He probably just reads the org at night to occupy his time till the next time the baby cries. Knowing how org members love to post, he probably keeps getting interrupted the moment he clicks 'quick reply'. xP We should all give the bartender a big congratulation cocktail!
well i guess we need a new bartender...somebody PM pharnakes, or Foot. see above post for warning about letting galatians in the tavern.
Well first of all, congratulations Bootsiuv! :birthday2: :birthday2: :birthday2:
Alexandros Maximus - Bah! Why do we need Pharnakes, he'll just bring his stupid ponies with him. Plus, he *should* be busy making a map, but there we go... I vote for me. Then we can have all the Galatians we want, everyone likes Galatians, don't they?
EDIT: Wow! Thirty pages now. That's alot of posts.
Galatians aint bad...Just be ready for them to drink up all the mead we have in stock.
Hey can i get my 22oz. can of sapporo and double shot of jack on the rocks pleez?
And can i spark up this blunt in here? promise i wont get too high and goofy
:hippie:
Have I been elected then? :beam: If so, I'm sure we'll have plenty of mead.
LmaO!Quote:
Originally Posted by admetos
Everyone except pharnakes....Quote:
Originally Posted by Admetos
not as many as the Babe thread in the Frontroom.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Admetos
Bootsiuv has a new child to deal with! Last time I checked I was the second highest poster in this thread, so I will take over as barman! Guinness is now half price!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Admetos
Do the regulars agree with this? I will rule jointly with Admetos if this is agreeable?
Galatians are more than welcome!
no problems with me...btw my order's up...can i get that?
*sparks blunt* *puff puff* yo u wanna hit this? its sinsemilla...
Three cheers for the new barmen, Horst Nordfink and Admetos! (if everyone's agreed?) Guinness and mead for everyone! :medievalcheers: :barrel: :medievalcheers: :barrel:
*stumbles in after a long visit to that other tavern*
S'bout time they changed barmen here. Maybe I'll visit a bit more. Ady and Horst, have a balloon:balloon2: :balloon2:
Christmas break started yesterday whych means BF2 and smurf wars* galore.
*Hail Brittania!!!! But I'll have to play my Avernii campaign too.
Yay! Another balloon!
I'm glad you're playing as the Arverni and not those stinking Aedui. :smash: