I hate dream things.
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I hate dream things.
First rule of ATPG: Remember to knock on things before opening and listen for danger.
Are more players welcome? Great write-up, a pity you guys didn't get around to blowing anything up, though - if this is a dream, it wouldn't matter *too* much, right?
I'm still pleased with my mention in the summary.
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Originally Posted by split
Obligatory:
Called it!
:clown:
Now, I wonder what happens... do we wake up, or continue with our little dream? Do we get our super powers if we do stay in the dream? I will laugh if this becomes The Matrix. :laugh4:
O master, please, grace us with your second!Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Second Rule of ATPG: Don't lynch Askthepizzaguy.
Ok then, oh wise pizza guy, what should we do if we can't lynch?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Third Rule of ATPG: Lie until you get the results you want.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
Why isn't this a topic in yourfanclubsocial group worshiping your awesomeness?
Every topic is dedicated to my awesomeness. Some just don't know it yet.
Back to your duties, my minions.
Yes, my liege. :bow:
Stop spamming, ATPG! You don't need to worry about your postcount! :clown:
ATPG is above postcounts :clown:
Quite correct. He is above mine, and yours, and most other members on this forum. :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Double A
Don't talk about me like that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix
I have to come clean guys..... Looking back at all the games I have played, I have to accept the fact that I am Atpg's Alt..... Its the only logical explanation!
:cry: I had no idea all this time that I was only an ALT! :bigcry: its horrible!
As for this game, I think I will try and put more effort into it next phase..... :sweatdrop: maybe even do some actual orders and really play. I have been in the middle of midterms for a while now, but now I should be more open to free time and stuff. :yes:
Dude, no! It's funny, but we are going to get in so much trouble. They take that stuff seriously here. Yikes.
:help:
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I think we need to switch our signatures back before we both get banned. :sweatdrop:
Edit: according to CDF:
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That makes me feel a little better about losing? :laugh4:
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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
gah what? :sweatdrop: :help:
Sorry mods, Just a little joke, will stop now.....
(it was amusing, but I enjoy not having any infractions or the like........ :sweatdrop: ) *Gulp*
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...And in your darkest hour, I hold secret's flame.
We can watch the world devoured in it's pain...
Breath in....
Breath out....
Breath in....
Breath....out....
You don't know how long you've been lying here, all you can do is count your breaths...
Things begin to fade in, a gentile light overtakes you, though your eyes are closed you can feel warmth on your face, and see the yellow glow of the sun through your eyelids. You cease floating and feel your body on a hard ground, covered in grass.
Somewhere, not so far away you hear a nest of birds chirping.
Even farther away you hear the laughter and calls of children.
A gentile breeze rolls in and raises goosebumps on your arms, you stagger your breath, exhaling in small steps. As you inhale again it is staggered again, the air is cold, it hurts your throat, you want to cough but cannot. The cold feeling is replaced by an intense warm feeling, you figure it's the sun again.
The distant sounds fade a bit, seemingly now more distant than they were previously.
You hear footfalls to your left, slow, deliberate steps. The grass doesn't crunch, but still makes a little noise as the person approaches.
They stand over you, blocking out some of the sun.
A few seconds pass, everything is silent once more.
Suddenly you feel an immense pain in your left leg, a dull pain but still noticeable, it is followed by several sharper pains, ten in total. As the final one connects, you jump forward and grasp your leg, the pain suddenly the most intense you can feel.
You pant heavily, staring down at your legs, you are confused and your vision is partially blurred. You look down at your leg and see a shoe resting on it, a red and white shoe, converse possibly, above it a pair of jeans, blue. On you there are jeans and a pair of puma sneakers. Your look at your hands, the tips of your fingers are picked, dried blood is caked on your thumb, you feel your face, and feel nothing unusual, you note that your face is soft.
You part your hair out of the way and look to your left, from where you are sitting the person who kicked you's waist is just above your eye level, they are wearing a white shirt with an intricate frill on the bottom, two fists are held at waist level, you continue to look up.
The fists are attached to a pair of long, lanky arms, which seem the mirror the person's legs. This person has a skinny body, suiting of the thin arms and legs. The white shirt has no special design on it, and short sleeves. You see dark brown hair resting on the chest of the shirt.
You arel eft standing, rather bewildered looking, up at this person.
The person scoffs, and then speaks in a soft female voice, you figure her to be 14 at most...
"Finally, I've been trying to get you up for about half an hour now,"
You adjust your eyes to the sun, which sits behind the girl's head, you squint and her face comes into view. There, framed by her long, dark brown hair, is your sister. Wearing her glasses as always, and just a touch of makeup.
"We need to go now, Dad says he has to take me home,"
She gives a worried look back at you and fold her arms.
"Why are you staring at me like that?... Come on, let's go..."
She extends her hand to help you up, you take a deep breath, and the hand, and stand up.
The blood surges from your head, and you feel very lightheaded for a second, before you regain your composure.
You smile at her and look around, it appears you are in a park, specifically in the clearing of a park, there are a few trees nearby, and further there is a small playground with many children running around on it.
You let go of your sister's hand, and she goes running off in the northern direction, you assume that's where you need to go too, but why should you hurry?
It's such a beautiful day out.
Begin Phase 2...
What will you do, where will you go?
Kill your sister with the katana
So in this game we are going to keep going from one dream to another?
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Originally Posted by Double A
You briefly consider slicing your sister in half with a katana, you unconsciously reach for a sheathed sword on your waist.
You grasp at nothing, but then stop, you look down at the ground and feel really bad about having thought that. You feel a mild sense of shame and guilt now, as well as feeling like a generally creepy person for having that thought.
What will you do, where will you go?
Look around for a water fountain, if we see one, go to it and take a long drink. Keep bearings, and afterwards start moving towards where our sister went.
We feel faint, we need WATA.
edit: Same minute as split, but after, so this counts ^_^
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Originally Posted by pevergreen
You make note that your sister went north, looking at the sun that seems like a fair estimate, you spin around in circles to survey the area, to the west are baseball fields, to the south are basketball courts and hardtop playgrounds, there is a bathroom near there, likely with a fountain. East is a long string of trees.
You decide to seek a water fountain, so you walk south, and across the playground, weaving in and out of children running around. Their laughter pervades the air, and you feel a slight headache coming on.
You reach the water fountain and press the button, cool clear water comes out. You take a few sips of it and sigh with relief, you were quite thirsty, and that likely helped things.
You begin walking north once more, and end up in the spot where you were originally.
You continue walking north, and in the distance you see a parking lot, with some cars in it. You suppose your father is here to pick you two up, so you continue walking that way.
About maybe 10 feet from the actual parking lot the trees end, as you walk past the last row of trees something lands on you from above. It's heavy and large, and is latched onto your head pretty tightly.
You fall and land face first in the soft grass, your glasses are thrown a couple of feet forward, likely undamaged.
You roll over, throwing your attacker off, and see it is your sister.
She scampers off east towards a bike rack near the edge of the parking lot.
What do you do, where do you go?
Run after our sister screaming bloody murder
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Originally Posted by pevergreen
Clarification quick, is that bloody murder as in she just murdered us and we are screaming at her in anger or are we playing with her?
Want to make sure your intentions are straight in my head lol
literally screaming out the words "bloody murder"
Its a funny joke, when you read something that says "x ran off screaming bloody murder" is just a nice way of covering swearing, but in RvB, when church talks about tex, the guy shoots in circles screaming the actual words "bloody murder"
Oh man that episode was so funny! :laugh4:
Sorry about the katana thing, I just wanted to make sure we didn't have it, and it was just as quick as asking you.
RvB? I'll try and remember that you reference that in the future, so as to not miss the jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Also@ Double A: If you had the Katana, I would've done the orders by the way, and that might've been a bad move. Perhaps saying "look for katana on body" would work too :laugh4:
You chase after your sister, who has now paused at the bike racks, she is undoing a bike on the chain.
As you charge at her you wave your arms in the air and shout "Bloody murder! Bloody murder!" at her.
She turns to see you, and her eyes widen, she quickly turns to her left and darts, she is headed south, back where you both came from.
You arrive at the bike rack and notice two bikes, both locked. You take this as a good sign, if they are yours and hers.
You pause and look at one bike, pink and frilly, you hope it isn't yours.
What will you do now, where will you go?
for anyone who wanted to see the clip of that episode: Link on my userpage, happens about 42 seconds in.
I reference so many different things you won't be able to keep up.Quote:
Originally Posted by split
What are we wearing?
Examine our body to determine what we are wearing. We want an itemised list. if we have any pockets etc, check contents.