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For that special person in your life...anal bling bling!
Mom said there would be days like this.
When being born with a silver spoon in your mouth just doesn't quite say it all...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
Susan Boyle Reportedly Hospitalized
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Following a tumultuous week in which some doubted whether she would even make it to Saturday night's finale due to the pressures of instant fame, "Britain's Got Talent" runner-up Susan Boyle was reportedly admitted to a mental-health clinic after suffering an "emotional breakdown."
You gotta be :daisy: me.
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Driving in Idaho: It's an experience.
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According to police, the young man driving the Kia called dispatch to report he was being followed by a woman in a red GMC Sonoma pickup. He said the woman had cut him off, yelled obscenities at him, and was throwing coins and ranch dressing at his car. He tried to get away, but she continued to follow him.
The dispatcher told the man to drive to the parking lot of St. Alphonsus, which was nearby, to meet an officer. When he pulled into the parking lot, the driver of the pickup rammed the Kia at least three to four times, according to witnesses.
Police say the Kia was heavily damaged with numerous dents that appeared to be caused by coins thrown at the car, the rear bumper of the car was falling off, and the taillights were falling out. The Kia's sides and trunk also had spots of ranch dressing that had apparently been thrown by the driver of the pickup.
New Zealand most peaceful country
I refuse to believe these results. Aussies are seriously suggesting Kiwis are...more peaceful? No self-respecting Aussie would do so, and hence these results are faulty.Quote:
Americans pining for a peaceful existence might consider moving to New Zealand, the most peaceful nation on Earth, according to the 2009 Global Peace Index released Tuesday by an Australian-based research group that counts former President Jimmy Carter, Ted Turner and the Dalai Lama among its endorsers.
On the flip side: http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/loc...,1681333.story
And the murderers will all flee to New Zealand. The Aussies aren't stupid. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
I dunno. Most Kiwis are pretty soft.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
Not to mention fluffy...Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
That gets Vladimir's :2thumbsup: award.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
Man arrested for buying drugs with slaughtered pig
Syracuse police say a 45-year-old man offered a slaughtered pig as partial payment for a bag of crack cocaine. [...] Police say Colon paid half a pig and $10 for a $50 bag of crack. Veliz told police the pig was for a celebration for a relative being released from jail.
While officers were arresting the suspects, someone took the pig.
Pfft. If you're gunna go to all the trouble of an invasion you need a good reasonQuote:
Originally Posted by Husar
We have a cricket-team? wtf? Anyways
HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5257...de_beste_.html
that got to hurt
Aye well done the Netherlands.
It's the equivalent of Brazil losing to Andorra at footy. :)
Those crazy Brits have been buying some interesting lawnmowers
WTF?
Just found this...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
roflmfao. :o)Quote:
The ECB said the English squad reported feeling 'odd' before the game, after eating a basket of complimentary muffins sent by the Dutch side.
A spokesman added: "Once they'd been finished them, they ordered three dozen doughnuts and a load of bacon sandwiches.
"By the coin toss, half of them were discussing what an amazing colour James Foster's car was and the other half were still in the pavilion, pissing themselves laughing at a SpongeBob SquarePants DVD."
Oh that's just a half-baked excuse.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Hehehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
In other news David Blunkett has been attacked by a mad cow. No, not Harriden Harperson, a real dairy cow.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm
He wants to watch where he's going that bloke. :P
Great advice. All easily done by a blind person.Quote:
Originally Posted by IA's article
riots in Israel
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.../CHASGP477.jpg
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Originally Posted by InsaneApache
We should give cows voting rights. This brave cow is obviously more politicaly mature than your average voter.
The cow wasn't mad, just upset. Don't you Brits have to be careful tossing a term like "mad cow" about?
What is the motto of the French navy?
Ba-bum-tish!
:o)
i dont get it :(Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Sounds like: "...'allo sailor".Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
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It's right up there with the old bar-pun:
"If you're American when you go to the men's room, and you're American when you come back... what are you when you're IN the Men's Room?"