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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came"
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legos
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed,
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech,
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender,lol? Sobieski enjoys
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other nationalities including Japanese
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other nationalities including Japanese food-eating men
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other nationalities including Japanese food-eating men and champion sumos
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other nationalities including Japanese food-eating men and champion sumos who eat cheeseburgers.
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other nationalities including Japanese food-eating men and champion sumos who eat cheeseburgers. He doesn't like
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other nationalities including Japanese food-eating men and champion sumos who eat cheeseburgers. He doesn't like licking burgers though,
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other nationalities including Japanese food-eating men and champion sumos who eat cheeseburgers. He doesn't like licking burgers though, or hot women
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other nationalities including Japanese food-eating men and champion sumos who eat cheeseburgers. He doesn't like licking burgers though, or hot women or yummy jizzy
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other nationalities including Japanese food-eating men and champion sumos who eat cheeseburgers. He doesn't like licking burgers though, or hot women or yummy jizzy foreigners such as
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Re: 3 word story
Family guy FTW. Peter was talking from the graveyard and a zombie smuggler called aries777777, a Ukrainian Cossack, went to town to a strip mall and bought lingerie from "Sex and his penis", a shady shop where cashews died and pizza tastes like orange flamingo dressed in black lederhosen. Vlad Tepes with donkey tails in his brains, started a jihad against PETA Hippies and hippies are really, really gay. This is because there was an unlimited supply of teal-colored corn dipped in a lumpy, chocolate guacamole. Omg, you're sick! You're diagnosed with cranial Elephantiasis. Ivan claimed to have bovine flodiosis, causing a quarantine of milk and peanuts in Erathia. Ironfist died when he practised his nightly bovine blitz moves. So immiedatly he peed in a AIDS infected syringe, as did Hooahguy and injected Methuselah's buddy, Ryhfelwyr with deadly cyanide. But he recovered mostly except for green penile warts on his forehead.
After that accident Methuselah was jailed for spinning around his dick and attempting to fly over Enroth's ghetto. Methuselah later broke his Erector Set® which had kept him from raping native African Hippopotami, And the African elephant, they have KILLED,RAPED,ENSLAVED Rhyfelwyr's family, notably his extremely horny mother, who screamed when Methuselah peepedishly banged her, so Rhyfelwyr is leaving this thread's lovely company and migrating to bartix but returning quickly. Methuselah's eunuch brother, from ancient Egypt, had an unusual craving to eat Methuselah's penis because legosoldier's was not enough to satisfy the gods, therefore he pushed hoes through Methuselah's hole in his backyard and sexually tortured a statue of everyone, the forum lunatic who likes fiddling with statues while doing calisthenics on weeknights and other sinful shizzling activities such as masterbation over full popcorn bowls because they make him seemingly omnipotent although he isn't nub; eventually, statues will take revenge because Mek Simmur al Ragaski rules over 2 cattles and pimps ho's pitchforks that are incredibly stiff like a spaghetti strand that has been boiled for hours. Mek challanged Everyone's authority, defying fartoff rules and Mek's brains existing.
Mek eventually died from everyone's superiority! Lies! The truth was Mek capitulating, and owning Everyone at Warhammer battles and with the coming of another prostitute, Hooahguy felt not quite Kosher but horny and unfortunately for him, screwed his mom. Hannibal Lecter ate cashews with milk, causing Pontius Pilate to join in, however Everyone poisoned Hooahguy's exhausted mom after hours of travelling through a land of Methuselah's relics, including a solid gold penis mounted on pike which had impaled her to death. Licking the mother of seven sheep thoroughly all over was Legosoldier, who forgave Methuselah for licking the mother of mek's ugly forum critic legosoldier. Her corpse "came" from a dumpster filled with legosoldier's jizz, which was made of gooey stuff. Indeed, Methuselah is queer in his speech as with men of different gender, lol? Sobieski enjoys men of other nationalities including Japanese food-eating men and champion sumos who eat cheeseburgers. He doesn't like licking burgers though, or hot women or yummy jizzy foreigners such as George Bush and