I read that with a blanc expression, now I'm turning rouge about my puns. :embarassed: :laugh4:
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I read that with a blanc expression, now I'm turning rouge about my puns. :embarassed: :laugh4:
Just sour grapes, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Sarkozy should deploy peacekeeping troops to these regions and burn the cash crops of these terrorists. No mercy! :whip:
To the (Ernest & Julio) Gallo with them! :hanged:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
I'm going to feel a bit silly for posting this in the News of the Weird if Paris gets destroyed by a dirty bomb planted by the winemakers.
I agree. Not a rose scenario. :oops:
You shouldn't if they only blow up the Paris Hilton. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Flippin' heck, you've gorne an' torn it now guvnor....Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
I don't even want to know if they'll put "the bomb" in the back entrance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Man caught eating spaghetti while driving lorry
He was obviously out of the loop when it came to the law about that.
They didn't accept the legal boob?Quote:
Her attorney, Jeffrey Rothman, told the Daily News that his client won the civil rights settlement from the city, which did not admit or deny wrongdoing.
It's a good job it's my bedtime. :sweatdrop:
That made me happy to the fullest extent when I read that.Quote:
Originally Posted by FactionHeir
The ramifications of this decision will be felt by the city government from the top down. Justice wasn't blind in this case, it was peeking, me thinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by FactionHeir
lmao Gregoshi, never short of pun.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
Man maaries goat
Don't anyone tell Avicenna that it ends in tears. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Avicenna
Have we a prophet here? Anyway
Ssssmugglers resort to garden gnomes
No gift of prophecy required. This story was done to death some while ago when the bride passed away. Don't let IA get your goat on this, he's only kid-ding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avicenna
hehe.
Anyroad, another one.
Knickers and bra destroy road.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6766657.stmQuote:
A bra and a pair of knickers have been blamed for a flood and road collapse in County Durham.
Roll on the puns. :laugh4:
He's a Tombe Raider. I wonder if the goat's name is Laura?Quote:
Originally Posted by Avicenna
Regarding bras and sewage, Northumbrian Water should track down who flushed those items and sue her for damages*. :inquisitive:
* where's the pun? Since it is obscure, here's the reveal for those who don't get it:
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Brilliant. :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
At first, I didn't think it was a pun, but of corset was. I laughed like a drain.
haha.... Greg I laughed like a drain. :2thumbsup:
Would that make Adam Sandler a Water Melon?Quote:
Originally Posted by Avicenna
(I know it is a different "football", but go with me on this one)
I know, that is why I backed it up with an explanation. :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
(yes, there's another pun in there)
Thou shalt not drive and drink
How to drive pope-rly
Snakes in a Gnome
Snakes in a gnome, the great smuggling operation of the year.
I feel an urge to investigate that bird bath...
"I've had enough of these ******* snakes in this ********* gnome."Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshal Murat