will they can't win if they don't kill all the townies right?:clown: no matter what they do it is going to really mess them up, when they need to deal with me:beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix27
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will they can't win if they don't kill all the townies right?:clown: no matter what they do it is going to really mess them up, when they need to deal with me:beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix27
Well, actually, a mafia/serial killer wins once there is a 1:1 ratio between the mafia and the town, and there are no opposing mafia/SK's left. This is regardless of your ability, because otherwise the mafia would not be able to win. So if it gets down to just you and Fat Tony, for example, Fat Tony wins. And that's exactly what they're going to try.
True, but as I said if we don't lynch the right people we screwed anyway....zombies are still a bit of a problem....(and Chaotix your taking a REAL interest in my ability....I think you are Mr.Burns right?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix27
Not an interest in your ability, per se, but more that you openly wasted the ability, and now it's useless to town for any mafia that actually reads the thread. This means, in my logic, that:
1) You made a mistake in revealing it, or didn't know/forgot that the mafia technically doesn't have to kill you to win.
or
2) You revealed your 'ability' intentionally, because you are actually mafia, and are lying and trying to make yourself look innocent.
Either way, you've certainly drawn attention to yourself.
If you are Mr.burns there I think we have a mafia.....since you shot Sideshow Bob(Fat tony:wink:)......:inquisitive:
Besides, seems like the mafia are cowards anyway...I proved it with Beefys changing his vote:juggle2:(With the hint it would kill him, so he changed his vote)
no Mafia is going to risk it.....but at the same time they are going to try and either avoid me or wait until they have no choice and come at me one by one....:book: or they could be planing to wait until they know the details of my ability as the only real bad part about it was Sideshow Bob could just go though me like a hot knife though butter....
sorry for the delay.
If you havent used your ability, it will be too late when I do the writeup.
Night Five
Moe the Bartender is closing his bar up for the night, when suddenly he hears someone trying to break into the door. He begins to dial the police for protection, but remembers that Wiggum is dead and all the other officers have fled the city in terror. He makes sure all the deadbolts are locked, and heads towards the back door. Wielding a large crowbar for self-defense, he exits the bar. He quickly runs to his parked vehicle, gets in, and attempts to start the car. The key turns, but the engine sputters. The noise has attracted the attention of a group of zombies from the front of the bar. Several of them are wielding torches and pitchforks, and they begin oozing towards Moe's car. Moe continues trying to start the old hunk of junk, but the battery seems to have died.
"Come on you lousy piece of rotten stinking... remember how much Moe loves you. Now start already!"
Finally the engine roars to life, and Moe laughs with glee. He floors the accelerator, and aims his vehicle right for the alley between Moe's bar and the music store. The zombies in the alley are smashed into one by one, each leaving a sickening thud and a splatter of blood on Moe's car. He runs over a particularly hefty zombie at high speed, and the vehicle takes a sharp jolt, and the tire blows out. The car swerves into the alley wall, and the front end is badly damaged.
Finally Moe the bartender is dragged out of his vehicle by Police Chief Wiggum.
"Thank the almighty it's you! I was about to be eaten by zombies" said Moe in a daze.
Wiggum of course then proceeded to eat his face.
______________________
Groundskeeper Willie waited by the abandoned Elementary School, drinking whiskey and Scotch, and slapping himself in the face to stay good and mad while he was surly drunk. He was sitting on the large tractor lawnmower, and shouting at the mafia.
"I know who you are... come out an' face Willy. You foul-smellin, Zeppelin'-lovin troglodyte! You are just afraid to face me, because you know I'd give you the beatin' of a lifetime."
Just then, the blurry-eyed and drunk Willy heard a noise in the bushes.
"Come on out now... Willy won't hurt ya... he'll just kill ya!"
The Itchy and Scratchy robots approached Willy on both sides, each wielding a giant axe.
"Oh, no you don't. Willy ain't goin down without a fight."
Willie revved his superpowered Lawn tractor and gunned the engine. The souped-up machine took off like a rocket and rammed into the larger foe, Scratchy. The vile robot was caught in the rotating blades of the mower, and he was chopped into little bitty bits, nuts and bolts shooting everywhere. The blades ground to a halt, and the engine stopped running. The lawnmower was destroyed.
Willie turned to face his next attacker, Itchy. He grabbed a gardening hoe and swung it at the red-eyed terminator, clashing against Itchy's axe. An intense duel ensued, and Itchy kept swinging with robotic precision and Willie kept fighting like a drunk, frothing, angry, greased up Scotsman.
The battle axe crashed through Willie's hoe, and so he did a backflip and grabbed a shovel with a long steel handle. The fight resumed, and the robotic Itchy kept advancing. Willie fought with the strength of two men, and barely held his own. Finally, the Itchy robot tripped him with the long weapon, and Willie landed hard on his back. The crippling pain of landing on a rake caused him to drop the shovel, and Itchy prepared the final blow.
Willie, never one to give up, summoned his great Scottish resolve and lifted both of his feet in the air, which caused his back to slide even further into the pointy ends of the sharp rake. The pain would have been unbearable, were it not for the whiskey. He kicked as hard as he could, and sent the little rat robot flying, axe and all. Barely escaping with his life, Willie lifted himself off of the rake, and ran as fast as he could into the school, bleeding the whole way.
The Itchy robot continued the hunt, but could not find Willie inside the school that night. Willie survives the assault, and Scratchy is destroyed.
______________________
Diamond Joe Quimby sat in the Mayor's office, shuffling a deck of cards and eating Italian food. His bodyguards were waiting outside the door, to prevent any unnecessary complications.
The Mayor picked up the telephone. He was about to call Monty Burns and invite him over to the Mayor's mansion, but there was no dial tone. Something scurried above his head. When he looked up, the last thing he saw was a disemboweled Maggie Simpson dropping down upon his face, fangs bared and chunks of flesh oozing out of her jaws.
In the morning, his bodyguards entered, and they found ample amounts of his blood, and chewed pieces of his face and neck, but no sign of the body.
______________________
Snake Jailbird watched the events unfold at the Mayor's office, and he watched as Maggie Simpson left with a full stomach. He fired up Lil' Bandit and took off towards little Maggie. With a sickening thud, the baby went flying. Snake exited the hot rod, took aim with his magnum, and blew off the head of the demon child.
For good measure, he kept firing, and the splattered body parts and guts went everywhere. He did not stop firing until there was a giant splatter of blood streaking all across the road, and there was nothing even resembling a human being.
Maggie Simpson was destroyed.
Alive:
Chaotix27
Quintus
Lord Winter
YLC- sub for swedishfish
Glyphz
WhiteEyes:D
Aries777777
Rythmic
Smowz
TevashSzat
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Dead:
Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
YLC- (Professor Frink Burned at the stake, Day Two, by a violent mob of Springfieldians)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Fenring- (Troy McClure, Actor... Lynched Night Three, thereby winning the game for Fenring.)
Craterus (Bart Simpson, impaled and suffocated Night Three by two Serial Killers)
El Diablo (Dr Julius Hibbert, murdered by mafia via laughing gas, Night Three.
Sigurd (Wayland Smithers is killed by mafia via 15 bullets to the head and back)
Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady, euthanized Day Four by town vote)
Dafuge- (Kent Brockman, decapitated by Itchy and Scratchy, Night Four)
Gaius Scribonius- (Lisa Simpson, turned into a torso by Sideshow Bob, Night Four)
Shlin28- (Dr Nick Riviera, killed by Mafia, Night Four)
Beefy187- (Sideshow Bob, executed after the vote, Day Five)
Andres- (Maggie Simpson, blown apart by Snake's magnum, Night Five)
Begin Day Six.
Correct me if I am wrong, but I haven't seen Lord Winter do a post here in a while.
I may need a sub for him.
You moron zombies, I am the Mayor, damn you!Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Well maybe I could er, run for Mayor of Zombieville instead of Springfield! It was those damn Shellbyville people that started all this trouble for the us.
Let's see, with mafias, serial killer, and zombies still around, things look pretty grim for town.
Perhaps they will get some unexpected help.
Well, white eyes, I stand corrected. :laugh4:
The mafia actually was stupid enough to try and kill you! Nice job!
Only one person could be stupid enough to try this... Vote: Aries :clown:
If I promise to get rid of the zombies, would you resurrect me? :beam:
Grim for town, it is... but it's also grim for all non-undead, mafia and itchy included, if the zombie horde is left unchecked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Only chance is if somehow all zombies are wiped off of Springfield in a day. ("I have a dream...")
Wonder if there is the tiniest possibility that every non-undead person (both pro-town or anti-town), to 'unite' and rid all zombies this day(lynch) & night(kill order) phase, hoping zombies miss next night.
All for 'our' collective benefit ...and return to status quo, with mafia a'killin and town a'lynchin with fingers crossed
Vote:Rythmic
edit: Dare I dream... or just wait for a miracle to just happen for town, with death inevitable
Vote: Glyphz
No, don't dream Snake
Hey zombie dudes,
My brain is totally like fried man, take somebody else killer zombies.
Lets follow Mr. Kwik-e-mart.
Vote: Rythmic
Monty Burns, you are getting waayyy to old man. There is no way Comic book guy (aka aries) can be in control of the killer robots. He was busy getting revived on the second night, whilst itchy and scratchy were out killing that drunken gumble dude.
Come join us in lynching a zombie - should be interesting to see what happens!!!
Haha, wasting your lynches on Zombies will be playing directly into the Mafia's hands.
Unluckily I didn't get in contact with Andres in time, otherwise I would be able to give the name of Snake. But, I've got more to share in while.
This can't be good....
Vote: Rythmic
The zombies needs to be kept in check, or else we all die (or become zombies)...
Foolish town, do you not see that Andres has rid you of the threat of Fat Tony?
You merely need to find Snake and Ichy to win this for yourselves! Maybe Andres can steer us in the correct direction.Quote:
Diamond Joe Quimby sat in the Mayor's office, shuffling a deck of cards and eating Italian food. His bodyguards were waiting outside the door, to prevent any unnecessary complications.
Now my attention is placed firstly on Aries777777. Since he was resurrected I think people have overlooked him as a potential suspect. But, looking back at the night he died, all other roles were active. And despite the fact that I was unable to devour his brains, I'd say he is more lucky than guilty.
White_eyes:D has likewise proved who he is. An innocent, greasy Scotsman.
YLC, the Reverend, cleared on the first night by a prying Bart Simpson.
Lord Winter, seems that he is inactive town. Likely innocent.
I leave you with your suspects!
Chaotix27 as Monty Burns. Staying out of the lime light, out of the action and keeping a low profile. Scummy behaviour if you ask me. He has at no stage made a big appearance. No posts longer than a few lines. Yes, a feasible, but unlikely target.
Quintus, ah Krusty, my thoughts that you were Bob were misguided. Following the ebb of the game, never putting in a force of opinion. Letting it take it's course, and in doing so keeping a low profile. Scummy.
Smowz has been correct on two counts. Beefy as Bob and EF as Cat Lady. Maybe his luck has dried out. Or maybe he knows more than he lets on. Innocent? Guilty? Who knows.
Glyphz also keeping a low profile. Only nine posts all game. My, my, my, what are you hiding?
TevashSzat, inactive here. But active elsewhere. His prior posts make me see him as unlikely guilty.
All this makes me think that the Mafia have decided to make a move against me because they've realised that they have no chance of victory. Those early voters for me. I see scum in your eyes.
i havent been able to keep up with this game due to dodgy internet, though if any knowledge of who the zombies are have been brought forward, say, i may be able to help :yes: -
oh and THESE ARE THE WORSE MURDERS EVER
Very true, it seems it forgot about this due to my 90 year old brain. Unvote: AriesQuote:
Originally Posted by Smowz
Vote: TevashSzat. I still think it's plausible that Patty and Selma would be Itchy and Scratchy. Or rather, just Itchy, now.
Alive:
El Diablo
At the Springfield Church, reverend Lovejoy has performed a miraculous resurrection!
Doctor Hibbert is alive once more.
Resurection anyone?
Also it would be good if we have any protectors to flick me a bit of cover so to speak..
I don't think that anyone I resurect become a zombie - that was just Nick Riverea.
Who is a prime target to bring back?
Now you mention it kinda of makes sense...Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix27
Unvote: Rythmic
Vote: TevashSzat
The ugly sisters' got to go.
~:smoking: Me of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Diablo
~ Dr Nick Riviera, 100% Qualified Surgeon who never let a patient die - ever.
Loved that line.....just so Willie:beam: and yes the zombies need to go......as it is going to be tough to stop them, they have three and we must lynch them or them will keep expending....:sweatdrop: Vote:RythmicQuote:
"Come on out now... Willy won't hurt ya... he'll just kill ya!"
Then why did you kill Moe?:inquisitive: and I would ask the Mafia to target them as well or else we all die.....included them:skull:Quote:
Foolish town, do you not see that Andres has rid you of the threat of Fat Tony?
(Not even Willy can fight off a HUGE horde of Zombies:dizzy:)
So, you initially just bandwagoned along with glyphz and smowz, but then Rythmic made quite a deep analysis at current afairsQuote:
Originally Posted by Quintus.JC
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rythmic
And then you quickly switch out your vote onto me....Quote:
Originally Posted by Quintus.JC
cough cough.....bandwagon again
So, I will Vote: Quintus.JC
And also, I can't see how anyone can trust a clown that sells substandard products to little children (Just look at Bart's room) and markets burgers that makes McDonalds healthy in comparison
Keeping a tally would be ever so lovely. :bow:
Tally
3-Rythmic(glyphz,Smowz,White_eyes:D)
2-TevashSzat(Chaotix27,Quintus.JC)
1-Quintus.JC(TevashSzat)
1-Glyphz(YLC)
:bow:
Blatently copied tally from above...
vote Rythmic
4-Rythmic(glyphz,Smowz,White_eyes:D)
2-TevashSzat(Chaotix27,Quintus.JC)
1-Quintus.JC(TevashSzat)
1-Glyphz(YLC)