That's the worst erotic fan fiction I've read in quite some time.
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That's the worst erotic fan fiction I've read in quite some time.
People really gotta learn that when a shower curtain is closed, it means that the shower stall is occupied.
Or, the perils of living in a dorm.
Coed?
Yup.
Coed dorms have their ups and downs.
If everyone breaks the rules, might as well join in when hot girls are there!*
*Please don't do this.
So what happened was some girl pulled back the curtain of my stall while I was showering this morning. We stared at each other for a second and all I, buck naked, could manage to say was a really awkward "hiiiiiii...."
She quickly closed the curtain and I havent seen her since.
Wow, you pervert.
Hey, her fault for not abiding by one of the most basic laws in dorm bathrooms.
Ios7 is driving me crazy, it sucks so hard that it could suck the white out of your eyes
It's the same to me as the old ones. I really don't feel for them either way.
I have a coworker who loves that book and made me read it. I didn't like the book (that's another thread) but by god that movie looks awful.
fFs he't doing it again. My neighbour across me insists on having very interesting conversations outside in his garden in manager-lingo making sure everyone can hear it. It's in the pipeline WTF. He's going to wire things up. Who says something like that. I am going to shoot him I think, a stun-dart won't kill him all that much but it's nececary
Yell buzzwords back
It is coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lcZimBVXuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DfdED1SWX8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXJ5a56dP98
The horror. The horror.
Shooting him is betterQuote:
Originally Posted by AntiDamascus
Talking about shooting, the coffeeshop just a few meters from my apartment got shot. A lot. Yeah weed is innocent, no organised crime behind it. Alas. Shooter supposedly was at my door just after shooting up the place. My lack of luck explained in 3 simple steps.
It gets better. There is a 15.000 award on who shot the place, and supposedly visited my place according to eyewitnesses. Which isn't true I sleep at that time. Am I the luckiest person alive, circumstances adore me. The guys from the coffeeshop know that I don't have anything to do with it at least. At least it's interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
You know a country is big when there's scope for one area to be a balmy 0*C and another a stinky 27*C.
Did you see the episode where they explained how bigfoot is actually a hybrid creature created by aliens. Their other theory was that man was in fact the hybrid creature, and bigfoot is actually some sort of original human, whereas modern man was infused with alien DNA to make us smarter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
I beg to differQuote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugb_TIpPoWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVLJcBsD__E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeA7a0uS3A
Go back and watch TV from the 70s and 80s. *Shudder* how did we live through it?
On the other hand, with HBO & shows like Breaking Bad on other networks, I don't think TV has ever been this smart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
CR
Oh yay. Found a Tissot Sswiss golden watch at my mom. She has no idea who it belongs to so I can keep it. Bit of a mystery, can't imagine it belonged to my father he would never wear a golden watch, maybe it was a supposed to be a gift for a business partner I dunno. This is a really expensive watch that will last me my entire life.
Being promoted to shift leader. I gave myself a 1 year max on that goal, and it is happening 1.5 months into my training (we get trained for 3 months). This is a happy Vuk. Next stop: assistant store leader. Goal: 2 years.
Congrats :bow:
Up next on "Hitler's Library" ..... cookbooks
My post count...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik
Holy cow I passed 9,000 posts. Heres to the next 1,000!
The next 1,000 9,000th posts?
The thing that sucks about being reliable is that people start to rely on you.
When I reach 10,000 Im throwing a huge party and everyone's invited.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntiDamascus