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Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks.

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn

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Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!"

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people, their capital city

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people, their capital city
AND Royal Family

Waffles were missing in Waffleland. So BOB went next door and had a giant waffle, but the waffle was taken by policemen with truncheons dressed as edible dormice and with funny similarity, they ate good stiff cardboard covered with mayonnaise which was laced with moldy Tuna eyeballs and cheesy wotsits and caviar. Bob threw up as the caviar was nine months out of date, and passed out. He collapsed onto a fat policeman and bounced high on a gigantic rippling, wobbling wave of tomato sauce that had erupted from Vesuvius, engulfing the USA in Rhode island sauce which poisoned ten, only ten, streetwalkers. The streetwalkers then died horrifically. Banjos were played sadly in memory of the destroyed streetwalkers who were really space aliens, not! But alas the terrible tragedy repeated itself tenfold when 350,000,000 Americans were also poisoned by fast food and poorly made helmets made in response to God's preferance for overuse of illegally made poison baby food. Soon after America illegalized stepdancing in StrikeForTheSouth's beloved Texas of Cashews and a very mysterious purple-grey too small creature was also seen eating kittens with marmelade, cheese, and a big watermelon made in China by underpaid pirate ninja robots. The evil Texan stroke the south and launched 28 buckts of lard for the sake of the children in the old sorcerors bulbous belly. The sorceror's apprentice was no cannibal, but he ate the tribesmen's giant octosquid and its multi-tentacled descendants despite their pedigree. He then freed three purple tree-oids, and the Children. Once again the corrupt princess administration got bombed by the Bartix Forcesunder the command of Abokasee and Chewie, soon the entire army collapsed and edyzmedieval must sue for peace, unfortunately a lone wanderer stepped on edyzmedieval's toe. This brought about rapture, decimating one-tenth of octosquid populations. The wander then said: "I will be back, but this time I will avoid stepping on anybody's toes, especially Omanes's toes, which were extremely blue-green after the great rapture." He was wrong, however: for soon after they ate cashews. He tread upon many millions of toes, including Omanes. The great bear started a revolution that would lastfor three half-minutes. The effects of the disaster would send all camels to Mars, where they eat whole-grain. The horrified Martians fled in panic,leaving behind thousands of intel-inhancers to get ready for the ensuing warwith earth humans. Within minutes nukes destroyed the martians, while camels survived and repopulated mars, sending Bactrian ninjas back to Earth. They died instantly in the ionosphere. Earthlings rejoiced, unaware of their impending doom at the the hands of the octosquid Shiek'allabowedar at 10 o'clock in the Swiss Armouded...... then a madwaffle nut, Bob, used a time reversal talisman under the influence of the bartixan stickmen and bartixian cataphractix with magic sticks. Meanwhile on Uranus, gas pockets congregated, resulting in another big, loud blast, destroy two apples and a tree, making the monkey dance can-can with a pencil stuck somewhere unmentionable. Once, the abokasoix samurix ruled the seven seas like ninja lords, but a alternative theory of general unrelativity, proved that number 6 is the best figure to use when attacked by evil european mathematicians in pink socks. Shoe-makers across the Jedi-held galaxies howled with rage as the death-star broadcasted furry porn on to the Fox-News. Liberal conspiracies became true, people's democratic republic of zergling rushes and scary ghosts unleashed an incredible force of drunken monkeys equipped with sarissa tipped with bananas. "We fight for liberty, equality, fraternity!" they said. "But without the aid of the moon people, their capital city AND Royal Family!"

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