*gives Dhampir a cake full of C-4*
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*gives Dhampir a cake full of C-4*
I told myself I wouldnt use guns... bad things happen when i use guns. but now its getting out of hand so i sneak out the back door and come back with this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvz
and I have ceaser44's 203 attached to the bottom of it:hmg:
yo did you disarm tha c4 with that robot?
*Walking down the EB forum hallways singing to myself*
*Hears a small explosion and a lot of laugher in the room at the end*
*Walks up to the door*
"What's in here?"
*Slightly opens the door and peak inside*
*Sees a bunch of weapons, a lot of blood, a bunch of dead bodies, and a bunch of drunkards*
*Shuts the door and runs in the other direction*
Hey, gyts!
Did you see that guy just peek in a and leave?
*grabs rhomphaia and runs after Parallel*
Edit: Of course, I could make a bunch of punchlines about his name, but I feel it is too low for me.
A chase is in order! No one just peeks into the Tavern, they come in, drink, make merry, love and war!
*follows Hax out with nodachi waving in a two-handed grip*
Tacitus, try a caipirinha! Or a jagerbomb! Or a good old-fashioned screwdriver!
I go away for a week and you all go mental!
You make love in the tavern? Good Lord :whip:Quote:
Originally Posted by pezhetairoi
In any case, nobody will leave this place without permission *sets Claymore mines at entrance*
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Originally Posted by pezhetairoi
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by blank
considering the insanity that ravages this place,i wouldnt be surprised....
:smash:
Woah! Fighting with Rhomphaia is one thing, but Claymores?! I think we're going to have to do something about this Horst... :whip:
I think all weapons made after 100 AD should be banned from this Tavern.
That way, no one can challenge me and my British Scythed Chariot drawn by 8 Flaming Pigs with a Head-Hurler and Berserker on.
I'll beat your chariot with my screeching female ninja gladiator with war dogs on leashQuote:
Originally Posted by General Appo
I have caeser, therefore I win.
I have Brutus. Brutus > Caesar. Brutus pwn Caesar. I win. :D
Let's leave it at that, or I may be forced to bring in my iron-skinned half-naked axemen friends to reinforce my point.
I have Octavian. Octavian pwn everybody and becomes Princeps, I win!
And yes, let´s leave it at this, or I will be forced bo bring my iron-skinned fully-naked axemen to reinforce my point.
im Livia, who killed Octavian....
those new members who walk into the tavern are knocked out by potion in their ale, then are hooked up to a machine like the one in assasin's creed, and are sent back in time to 19 bc to kill corrupt roman legionarys, and i travel into the future to buy guns and explosives, then go back in time to the eb tavern to sell the weapons, thats how they have guns in the tavern..:smash:
everyone started using guns cuz they didnt wanna pit their ancient european weapons against my Jeet Kune Do and Iron Nunchaku...yall saw how bad i pwned ceaser44!
but now imma leave him alone cuz i kicked him with the Bruce Lee Obliterator Sidekick
(which makes Leonidas' "THIS IS SPARTA" kick look like a toe-tap).
I'm still blasting away @ crazy ppl with this AA-12 rapid fire shotgun....somebody has to clean all these intestines off the wall...
Ceaser!!! have you been drinking the gaesetae brew again? How are you still alive?????
it was somewhat of a toe-tap... at least the way i saw it....:smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexandros Maximus
phez ..."Let's leave it at that, or I may be forced to bring in my iron-skinned half-naked axemen friends to reinforce my point."
Now, c'mon. Uzis. AA-12 rapid fire shotguns. British Scythed Chariots drawn by 8 Flaming Pigs with a Head-Hurler and Berserker on it. Now those I can believe you guys have. But friends ... ...
Oh, between me and my wonderful double-handed grip pocket nodachi, lots of friends I have indeed. ;) Lots. They're only half-naked on account of the weather being cold, in fact. ;-)
I have lots of friends!!!! Like.... right over there, in the corner. *Points at a clearly dead man* He´s just taking a nap, dear old... Frank. He likes to... take naps.
Somnolently excellent, your chum. *examines him closely* I didn't know intestines spilling out was a side-effect of slumber...
...But I do now!
ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!
This Tavern is for quaffing of frothy beverages and discussing subjects that those pesky moderators would close down in other threads!
The use of weapons (with the exception of bar stools and pool cues) is STRICTLY PROHIBITED within this Tavern.
i second this!
why dont we discuss s/t else... i suggest women. ill start
i prefer women who have brown-haired, are thin, and medium-large chests.....
...and ugly?Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
maybe to you.... and thats my gf, so youd better back off before i slam a stool over ur head.....Quote:
Originally Posted by blank
I prefer any women who prefer me. Hence why I don´t prefer many women. :shame:
*Depressed man sits heavily by the bar and looks sadly towards Horst*
Well, one issue was just closed down on the main forum and I would not open it here either. In fact, my post probably contributed to that closure.:shame: I did not mean that, tried to be sarcastic, you know...
Could you please give me some drink and then cut my head off with one of your shiny rhompaias?:inquisitive:
*Seeing a number of willing mates with their swords drawn hastily reconsiders*
Oh, let us drop the subject, it has been a beautiful weather today in Prague, how is in other places? And what about a beer, friends.~:cheers:
its cold here in Atlanta..... it even snowed a bit in the morning! (it has snowed 4 times in a month- some global warming)
and windy....
Raining here in Stockholm. Always raining. It´ll rain for the rest of the week too. Damn, why did you have to bring up the weather, now I´m depressed.
u hate rain, i actually like rain.....
sunny day in Cluj-Napoca :beam:
some clouds in the afternoon and now all the sky is coverd.I got a really nice veiw from my window:beam:
(gmt+2 here)
currently 23:42 pm
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Originally Posted by hooahguy
wait... you "prefer" your girlfriend then? You can't "prefer" a single person man :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
HAHAHAAAQuote:
so youd better back off before i slam a stool over ur head.....
:laugh4:
*falls off stool*
Was a bright sunny day in Cumbria, but it was cold!
not a bad day here, but it's cold, at last for my standards... Actually have a catch cold, some influence, and some grades of fever...
I hate snow, rain, cold weather, gray clouds, wet climate etc... if i had a lot of money i could transfer in some Equator Atollos...
PS: my first post in the Tavern, i go in the kitchen to drink some wine
oops :embarassed:Quote:
Originally Posted by blank
*slams blank over head with the stool he just fell off of*
I'm an untrusting Caesar with a shotgun for short range assassins (plus a nuke for long range threats)
NO WAEPONS IN TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Fires 15.000 rounds with a MG42 into Tom0 who does a Tony Montana and survives but is then shot by a unknown assailant in the back with a sawed-off shotgun and falls of gigant cliff whereafter he is eaten by sharks, the sharks burnt and their ashes spead across the galaxy*
Wait, what did you say? No weapons in the Tavern? Oh well, to sad that I heard it to late to save poor Tom0, but I assure, he is the last one I´ll kill in this tavern.
Nahh he definately put his whole leg and back into that kick. he was leaning backwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
By comparison the Obliterator Sidekick, as patented by Bruce Lee, puts your whole leg, back, and hip into the kick..., this actvates your core muscles, allowing your entire bodyweight to be put into the kick, something that the Spartan Kick doesn't do, because it only relies on the alignment of the ankle, thigh and back to create power.
The Sparta kick is called the Gastreizen in modern Pantkration BTW...
I still think the Bruce Lee kick is better tho...
Obliterator Sidekick, FTW!!!!
*looks around to make sure Horst isn't watching"Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
*blushes and tries to hide disguise nodachi as part of one of my legs*
Poor Tom0, the last Tavern death.
I see the makings of another Tavern sig in this. XD
nah, there may be more....
*smashes pez over head with stool then smashes a bottle and stabs him with it*
*secretly holds nunchucks in his pocket*
Oh HELL NO, I aint gettin stabbed in this muhfucka!
Barkeep! Another Sapporo PLZ?
*SWAT bursts in and arrests Alexandros Maximus for illegally having a concealed weapon on his person in a no-weapon area and for over-drinking*
OOOOOAHHHH! *Back kicks cop behind him holding handcuffs* WAAAH! *front kicks the M4 out of the hands of the cop infront of him*Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
*rolls forward and grabs m4 @ the same time*
*shoots the three other cops in the head, double taps.*
Cops cant hold me!!!! I TOLD you bad things happen when i use guns!!!
Barkeep!!! Another Sapporo!!! *hands bartender a $20 tip with the beer money*
*Police sniper puts a .38 round into Alexandros Maximus's head*
damn cops shoulda knew i was a threat when they saw my yellow-and-black-striped jumpsuit!
thats right Alexandros- crime never pays! :wink:
SWAT? I think the Arcani would be more suited for this sort of task. You know, the Roman Ninjas in Vanilla that CA claimed worked as spy´s and sabouters in the Roman Empire. The defineatly seems like the kind of guys that wouldn´t mind doing the state´s dirty work, and working as special police would really fit thier overall mood, especailly considering the un-considerate EB team kicked them out of their mod, so they´re now unemployed. Seeing as I´m the MAster of the Arcani Order...
*Silently nods towards Alexandros Maximus who is silently stabbed with a pen and quickly dies of ink poisoning, whereafter he´s silently dragged out the back door without anyone noticing*
See, that´s how you handle troublemakers, and that´s without even breaking the no-weapons rule.
i'm not dead....it looked like i got shot in the head but i just got grazed....OW! fuckin hurts like a bitch! I'm stayin away from the windows!!!
*puts army helmet on*
Can somebody get me some gauze??? My head's bleeding!!!
*Ghosts are called in, and Capt. Mitchell puts a bullet in General Appo's skull, to the after life, which is filled with various types of nunchucks and beers. they see that Alexandros is still alive and proceed to shoot him again, seeing that the SWAT sniper did a lousy job*
*wakes up in tavern kitchen* fuck i got stabbed!!! the ink almost killed me!
*staggers, bleeding* *grabs a clean bar towel out of closet and tapes it around wound*
I'm gonna rest here for a while *grabs wine jug and chugs*
General Appo, as far as i'm concerned, YOU KILLED MY MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
yeah, Pez dragged me into the kitchen so yall couldnt shoot me.
Thanks pez.
nope- the type of Sniper rifle he uses can put a bullet through walls....
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DKZjxoJyI8g
btw, GRAW is the best FPS i have ever played.....
while everyone is conversating, an army of gaesatae surround the tavern.
C'mon now!!! lets be realistic...GHOST RECON wouldnt come to the tavern just cuz i Bruce Lee'd the shit outta SWAT!!!!
They've got bigger fish to fry.
They're too busy keeping the terrorists from Nuking it!!!!
*a convoy of trucks carrying members of the Parental Control of Nudity in Video Games pulls up*
i'm still passed out drunk in the corner of the kitchen, slumped against the jug of wine.
*ghosts give up and proceed to save the world by killing mexican terrorists*
*Steps out of the Gaesatae crowd*
LISTEN UP! We're running low on our drug supply, and we're here to collect. Just hand over the dope, some booze and Pez for a... "private party"... and we'll only brawl a little this time. Honest.
AND IF ANY OF YOU HATERS SO MUCH AS THINK OF INSTALLING MODESTY PATCHES ON OUR ASSES, WE'LL GET OUR LONGSWORDS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOURS!
*wakes up* ugh... Too much wine... *looks @ thick crusty scab under towel* well, guess that healed nicely... *touches scab on head* thats healed up too! cool.
*checks pockets* Nunchucks still here.
*looks out window* Ghost recon is gone but there's Gaesetae everywhere!!!
*leaves kitchen* *Grabs 20 pool cues, gets a knife from behind the bar and sharpens the tips of them, then burns them with his lighter to Sharpen them.*
*walks outside, brandishing makeshift javelins*
HEY!!! BACK THA FUCK UP!!!! I HAVE POINTY STICKS AND I KNOW HOW TO THROW THEM!!!!! ACCURATELY!!!
Someone get Pharnakes!!! In order to Sally against gaesetae we need his ponies for cavalry!!!!
*tries to sedate Alexandros*
i loan my 10 9mm berettas to those who are good shots and ready my mp5 and frag grenades.
Wouldn't bullets be kind of weak against Gaesatae? Unless you get a headshot or spine shot bullets kill in two ways-
1. Shock
2. Loss of Blood
The Gaesatae wouldn't be as badly affected by the shock because of the drugs and it takes several minutes to die from loss of blood. In a crowded tavern they could do a lot of damage before they died from blood loss.
:2cents:
good point woad%fangs- i think this calls for chuck norris.....
Precisely! We are good shooters. Consecutive headshot combos are in the works.
*promptly puts a bullet through own foot*
Owwww. :S
Haven't seen Pharnakes in some time. Where's he!?
And uh, Alexandros, I didn't drag you into the kitchen! ...Did I? I thought that was the Arcani Master. (careful with the language too, we don't want the Tavern thread closed for swearing)
no, this calls for claymores. drugs wont save you if your legs are blown off.
i think Pharnakes hooked up with a galatian girl and is too ashamed to show his face here anymore.....
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Originally Posted by pezhetairoi
Well then who did??? i dont remember, i was passed out! I think the Arcani master dragged me outside, so someone put me in the kitchen, i just used your name cuz i didnt know who it was....maybe it was horst.
my bad about the cussing, i didnt no there was a rule against it.
If u see any arcani lemme no. i swear revenge on them because General Appo KILLED MY MASTERRRRRR!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/BruceLee.jpg
I bought Sins of a Solar Empire on the day it came out, hoping to lose myself for hours at a time in space conquest. But I haven't had a chance to even install it yet. It's sitting there in its shrinkwrap begging me to open it.
What is that game. O.o
Alexandros, there isn't per se a fixed rule on it, but just worried. Besides, every single one of your posts in the last two days has had an f-word in it. But for the record, I saw a shadowy figure with two gladii at his waist dragging you into the kitchen... o.O
Now now, I have never dragged anyone into anything,Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexandros Maximus
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Oh, and who is this master that I supposedly killed? I cannot remember such a thing taking place, and surely I would remember killing a guy, since I have never before done it.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Anyway, everyone, please respectfully remove all modern weapons from the Tavern, including Claymores, Beretta´s, MP5´s, Chuck Norris, Sniper Rifle´s and other assorted material. If you do not comply...:whip:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
can't we all just get along :embarassed: ?
But we do! We're getting along really well! Everyone loves my nodachi!
*covers eyes*
Whatever dudes. I come back from Han China with the 500 siege crossbowmen and 500 3shot-crossbowmen and 500 repeating-crossbowmen.
And I storm the tavern. What's you drinking beer? Drink rice wine, sake, or vodka!
It's a real-time 4x from a company called Stardock.Quote:
Originally Posted by pezhetairoi