Random-ice-cream-flavoured friends of the friends [Concluded]

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Originally Posted by Riedquat

Remember that scummy post from Chaotix from day 2(?) about him not liking these bandwagons trying to detract votes from B_Ray? He voted EF there... you don't try to save your partner voting for the other...

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QFT

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Originally Posted by El Barto

Tally and comments, with fish, chips and fried onions. Check out mah awesome sammiches:.

This, I believe, is the appropriate tally:

Askthepizzaguy: Visorslash; Makrell; LazyMcCrow (3)
Visorslash: Ibn-Khaldun; Askthepizzaguy (2)
BSmith: Riedquat; Double A; -edse-; Elite Ferret (3)
Makrell: Darth Feather (1)
Elite Ferret: BSmith; johnhughthom (2)

People not voting: Caius, Seon, Diana Abnoba; Montmorency; Choxorn (5)

People voting for buns: Choxorn; Chaotix; townhughthom
People voting for cake: townhughthom

Why do you apologise for spamming?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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First, I want a sammich! Second and most interesting... Montmorency can vote?

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Originally Posted by Riedquat

Remember that scummy post from Chaotix from day 2(?) about him not liking these bandwagons trying to detract votes from B_Ray? He voted EF there... you don't try to save your partner voting for the other...

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My first rule of being mafia:

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Originally Posted by Riedquat

don't try to save your partner

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renders this meaningless.

Of course, not everyone plays mafia like me. But I'm pretty great.

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Originally Posted by Riedquat

First, I want a sammich! Second and most interesting... Montmorency can vote?

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I've been keeping Montmorency both in the Dead Players' and the Live Players' list.
Proper player lists here:

Living

1. BSmith
2. Double A
3. LazyMcCrow
4. Darth Feather
5. Askthepizzaguy
6. Makrell
7. Riedquat
8. choxorn
9. Caius
10. Seon
11. Diana Abnoba
12. Ibn-Khaldun
13. Elite Ferret
14. Visorslash
15. townhughthom

Dead

1. robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
2. B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
3. edse, town, killed Night Two.
4. Jarema, town, lynched Day Three.
5. rickinator9, town, killed Night Three.
6. Chaotix, Mafia, lynched Day Four.
7. Major Robert Dump, town, killed Night Four.
8. Montmorency, town, lynched Day Five.

Sammich for one, with spam, meat, bacon and spam, egg, sausage and spam on top, coming right up!

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Originally Posted by townhughthom

My first rule of being mafia:



renders this meaningless.

Of course, not everyone plays mafia like me. But I'm pretty great.

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I thought the first rule of being mafia was "Don't die"

Oh no, don't lynch Elite Ferret!

We need him alive to keep killing people!

Did I just leave myself in a tied vote that I could have broken again?

Point: there's a scumbag left remaining, and they will break any tie against the town if it mattered who died.

We're just wasting lynches with indecision.

Well derp there's 18 hours left in the round.

I'm not feeling the BSmith lynch, and I don't feel obliged to vote for Elite Ferret. The tally is a mess of mini-wagons.

I've got my vote on Visorslash, but I'm open to suggestions. If you're interested in filet of Makrell I can also do that too.

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Originally Posted by Choxorn

I thought the first rule of being mafia was "Don't die"

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I still think you're mafia

That's because I'm the scummiest townie ever that isn't ATPG, Zack, or Takhittybarto the Renewer.

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Originally Posted by Choxorn

That's because I'm the scummiest townie ever that isn't ATPG, Zack, or Takhittybarto the Renewer.

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Why Elite Ferret?

If I get lynched over ATPG, after leading the Chaotix lynch (twice), over a lying scumbag that Pizzaguy is, I'm going to be very confused.

Are you all afraid of voting for Pizza or something. Especially he is happy to have me dead over even a random suspect?

Stop being so intimidated by his blustery words and vote him, because he is scum.

I don't know how much of a defense lynching Chaotix is for you - you may just be scum of a different flavour, but I'd welcome ATPG's lynch over yours and would recommend others vote likewise. ATPG has been erratic and diverting, whereas you at least appear to me to have been your model-townie self.

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Originally Posted by Visorslash

If I get lynched over ATPG, after leading the Chaotix lynch (twice), over a lying scumbag that Pizzaguy is, I'm going to be very confused.

Are you all afraid of voting for Pizza or something. Especially he is happy to have me dead over even a random suspect?

Stop being so intimidated by his blustery words and vote him, because he is scum.

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Attachment 9054


Hey! Why come u no give me credit for bussing teammate Chaotix?

I bus teammate Chaotix good. Smash his brain. Crack his skull. Smash smash smash.

Prove me good townie. It prove that! Don't say it don't!

U ALL SHEEPLE, WHY U FOLLOW PIZZA MAN SO BLINDLY

WHY BLINDLY FOLLOW PIZZA MAN, WAIL SCUMBAG

WHY U

BLINDLY

FOLLOW

PIZZA MAN

LYNCH PIZZA

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Originally Posted by Visorslash

If I get lynched over ATPG, after leading the Chaotix lynch (twice), over a lying scumbag that Pizzaguy is, I'm going to be very confused.

Are you all afraid of voting for Pizza or something. Especially he is happy to have me dead over even a random suspect?

Stop being so intimidated by his blustery words and vote him, because he is scum.

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I'm not an Atpg's fanboy, you say he is scum. Why do you think so? Let aside for a minute the last minute vote change, you and monty were going after Pizza before, why?

I'm not convinced about Bsmith innocence for just voting a deceased townie, for now my vote stands.

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Originally Posted by Riedquat

I'm not convinced about Bsmith innocence for just voting a deceased townie, for now my vote stands.

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Come on now, that's gotta be worth something. Either it's the kind of accident that shows he's fully unaware of who the mafia have been murdering, (which, incidentally, I didn't catch either) or it's the kind of brilliant scummery that makes the game more entertaining.

Either way, I think that deserves a stay of execution.

Visor's frustrated his bussing isn't going over like he'd hoped. That's clearly scum cracking under the absurdity of Pizzaguy.

And I was getting to the point where I was thinking of changing my vote, too. Bad Visor.

SERIOUS ANALYSIS MODE

Shame, I was having fun bullshitting.

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Originally Posted by El Barto

NIGHT FIVE

Misteriously, there were no deaths tonight.

Living

1. BSmith
2. Double A
3. LazyMcCrow
4. Darth Feather
5. Askthepizzaguy
6. Makrell
7. Montmorency
8. Riedquat
9. choxorn
10. Caius
11. Seon
12. Diana Abnoba
13. Ibn-Khaldun
14. Elite Ferret
15. Visorslash
16. townhughthom

Dead

1. robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
2. B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
3. edse, town, killed Night Two.
4. Jarema, town, lynched Day Three.
5. rickinator9, town, killed Night Three.
6. Chaotix, Mafia, lynched Day Four.
7. Major Robert Dump, town, killed Night Four.
8. Montmorency, town, lynched Day Five.

Time remaining: .

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Let's go over Day One again, friends of the friends.

Scum are B_Ray and Chaotix. Re-read day one knowing this.

Here's the interesting stuff I found:

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

Vote: johnhughthom

There is no space between your name and your player number. I demand an explanation.

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Right off the bat, Chaotix man votes for townhughthom. Why should we lynch townhughthom? More to the point, why should I? He's entertaining.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

I demand that he not give in to your demands, or else I will vote him instead of you.

Vote: Chaotix.

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Pizza man bussed Chaotix man too!

WHY U NO GIVE PIZZA MAN CREDIT FOR BUS CHAT-O-IX?

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Originally Posted by B_Ray

In the interest of reaching a consensus, vote: edse :smug2:

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Squirrel!

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Why would you be interested in such a thing so early?

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Voting one scumbag, pointing out badness of behavior of the other. Day One.

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Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow

vote: B_Ray for being scum-flavoured

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This WHY LAZY MCCROW NOT SCUM. EVEN THOUGH HE INSIST VOTE PIZZA MAN

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Originally Posted by Visorslash

Vote: Bsmith

haven't voted for him in a while.

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This what Visor do day one.

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Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba

Vote: B_Ray

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THIS WHY DIANA NOT SCUM, EVEN THOUGH SHE INSIST VOTE PIZZA MAN

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Originally Posted by El Barto

DAY ONE

There was no lynch today.

The votes are:

Goatherder: Montmorency
johnhughthom: Chaotix
Visorslash: Jarema
Chaotix: Askthepizzaguy
Riedquat: Choxorn
Choxorn: Darth Feather
edse: Ibn-Khaldun; B_Ray
Elite Ferret: edse
kumquat: BSmith
Montmorency: rickinator9
Ibn-Khaldun: Caius
rickinator 9: Elite Ferret
Makrell: Seon
Seon: johnhughthom
johnhughscum: Chaotix
B_Ray: LazyMcCrow; Diana Abnoba
townhughthom: johnhughthom
Lazy_mccow: Makrell
BSmith: Visorslash
Choxorn: kumquat

Not voting:
Double A, robbiecon, Major Robert Dump; Montmorency

Everyone is still alive!

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Note where scumbags are voting. Not in a big hurry to save B_Ray, because B_Ray is saving himself.

But look where Pizza is voting and what he did day one.

Next, Pizza latch on B_Ray and ensure he dies. After voting Chaotix man D1.

Pizza scumbag? No think so.

Show that kind brilliance before. Pizza rules.

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Originally Posted by BSmith

Derp. His vote threw me off…

unvote; vote: Elite Ferret. This is an absolutely useless reason, and another pile on the speedwagon.

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BSmith, Why U No Help Pizza Man lynch Visor who try kill Bsmith D1?

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

BSmith, Why U No Help Pizza Man lynch Visor who try kill Bsmith D1?

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Are you talking like Tarzan and myself or its just my imagination? :inquisitive:

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Originally Posted by Riedquat

Are you talking like Tarzan and myself or its just my imagination? :inquisitive:

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It's my continuation of the WHY U NO guy meme.

Visor's super pissed his bussing of Chaotix isn't making him appear holy. I know how he feels. I mean, you throw your last remaining partner under the bus and you expect a certain grace period, but no, Pizzaguy is a butthole like that.

Continuation of Serious Analysis Mode: PART TWO

Day Two- The Re-lynchening

Gosh Pizza, you're like Buzz Killington over here.

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Originally Posted by Darth Feather

Me too, but it doesn't matter really, chances are low we will have a 6 votes consensus anyway. :hide:
Unless you are scum and you want to know wether you can kill. Fish FoS: B_Ray

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This why Darth Feather NOT REALLY Sith Lord.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Vote: B_Ray

For reasons unknown to me.

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See? If Visor upset he get votes, why he still vote me? Surely I deserve the same shield of holy don'tvoteme protection as he... or wait, nobody does. It's a mafia game. Doing the unexpected is what scumbags have to do or this becomes too easy for everyone, not just pizza.

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Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow

B_Ray was scum yesterday and therefore must be scum today.
That's science.
vote: B_Ray

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Still wrong about Pizza man, but I feel like highlighting Lazy's once-glorious contributions to the game.

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

vote: B_Ray

For trying so hard to kill poor edse yesterday.

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Seriously, why u lynch Elite Ferret. he's ELITE for gosh sakes.

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

Eh... I don't like these bandwagons. Sure, we've got nothing better to fall back on, but it's letting the scum make easy votes and slip through undetected.

Vote: Elite Ferret

Like this one. And johnhughscum too.

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Chatoix no like it when Elite Ferret try kill his partner. Chatoix try kill Elite Ferret for such impudence.

Die, Elite Ferret, Die! Says scumbag.

Mean "the Elite Ferret, The!" in German.

German? Proves Chaotix is evil. That and his flipping scum. That too.

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Originally Posted by Riedquat

Aren't you doing exactly the same voting EF? :inquisitive:

Vote: jhs

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Referring to Chaotix man in this post.

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Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba

Vote: B_Ray still think he is scum.

What is up with your post Monty? Is it part of your role in the game (:shrug:), or a power mafia has to make you say it (:inquisitive:), or are you just acting strange again (:laugh4:)? FOS: Monty until he can explain this.

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Diana being the exquisite scum hunter I taught her to be.

Well, let's be honest, she was brilliant long before she met me. She saves people's lives for a living. Literally.

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Originally Posted by Visorslash

Vote: Bsmith

haven't voted for him in a while.

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B_Ray is toast, and has already hung it up. Visor has nothing to contribute to the game thus far but a second vote on BSmith which goes nowhere.

(He's helping us catch scum, somehow.)


That was Day Two. Want to keep going?

unvote. Yes, let's keep going.

Continuation of Serious Analysis Mode: PART THREE

Day Three- The Return of the Tie-ening

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

Two votes does not a bandwagon make, friend.

Obviously in this case the bandwagon was the right choice after all, which makes me look bad after the fact.

Anyway, I never claimed to hate bandwagons themselves. What I do hate is when a bandwagon gets so far ahead in the beginning of the round that it becomes insurmountable by mid-way. It's better to have choices to be able to adapt to new developments later in the phase. B_Ray had four votes on him before anyone else had two, which is why I tried to bump up a contender.

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Chaotix man not trying save scum partner B_Ray, just upset his Miranda rights were violated. In a mafia game!

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

It's better to have choices to be able to adapt to new developments later in the phase

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Originally Posted by Jarema

but it can also work for mafia advantage

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Jarema correctly points out why Chaotix is full of carp.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Whyfor did not any of these people get murderized?

Askthepizzaguy; Montmorency; Lazy McCrow; Elite Ferret; Diana Abnoba

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Pizza man assumed these folks would be the first murder victims after B_Ray hung, because they hung B_Ray.

Leaving these folks alive hazardous to scum health. Note that I went after two of them, pursuing that theory that perhaps they didn't get murdered because one of them is the murderer and wants to hide among them. That being said, seems obvious to me now, it was just a blunder or an ill-conceived gambit to leave said players alive.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Impossible. I've already been scum working with Diana at least four times off the top of my head [FightforInishmoreTheOrgMafiaLegendOfZeldaCapoIV] so a fifth time would be just overkill.

And I bet that's not even all of the instances. Kind of frightening when I think about it.

Vote: Diana probably scum this time.

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Begins pursuit of princess Diana.

Let's be honest though, I'm always pursuing her. :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow

So you're saying Diana voted for a scum - despite being scum. So you're saying she's on a different team? Seems you know too much. vote: ATPG

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This where LazyMcCrow's mind implodes. It's a sad, spectacular thing to witness.

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Originally Posted by Visorslash

Edse was obviously considered a good idea by B_Ray, so depending on whether who voted first...

Which IK didn't, so He is obviosuly not scum with BRay, no scum team would be that obvious.

Vote: Chatoix Mafiatiox Chaotix

Too easy a vote for me here. The guniness sings for thee, Chaotix.

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Visor is the first person to go after Chaotix, after I did.

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Originally Posted by Visorslash

Though I must admit I am tempted to vote BSmith again. :tongue:

Choxorn is another I would FoS;.

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But indicates he's ready to change his vote. Already? That took eleven minutes.

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Originally Posted by Darth Feather

Damn underlined instead of bolding: vote: Darth Feather for underlining instead of voting

But as he is not scum I am going to unvote, Vote: Chaotix. Defend yourself.

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Feather drops the hammer. Calls Visor's bluff.

At this point, Visorslash can't just go ooooooh wait a minute. Wasn't being serious with this vote on Chaotix. Let's uh, move my vote now.

That would be scummy. Visor just has to sit tight and hope this doesn't get worse.

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Originally Posted by Choxorn

Why is Chaotix mafia?

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He's choxxy, you see?

Let's be honest, Chaotix just pulled this stuff when B_Ray was getting wagon'ed. So yeah, this raises an eyebrow. choxorn wants to know why Chaotix man getting votes.

I'll keep an eye on choxxy. But see what he does later!

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Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba

I do agree with the FOS and even the votes on Chaotix, but Jarema's post just pinged me, so...

Vote: Jarema
Your logic makes no sense to me, you didn't vote Darth Feather because he is "acting in a way that attracts much attention", but so is MRD, but you voted for him. This sounds to me like a mafia trying to come up with a reason to vote someone, instead of a townie trying to find scum IMHO.

BTW, Pizza, what is up with you, no logic at all in your post. That's not like you . FOS Pizza.

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Diana keeps suspicion on Chaotix man, which is good.

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

ITT:

Darth Feather: Chatoix, I think yous are the mafia. Defend yourself.
Visorslash: Agreed, Choatix is mafia. Defend yourself, @Chotoaxz.

Chaotix: Vote: johnhughscum

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Chaotix man reaction to pressure, vote same guy again.

At this point, wild bandwagon appears!

Hits Jarema with 4 votes.

It's super effective!

MRD, THT, and rickinator arrive, pile on Diana's vote, and spares Chaotix man.

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Originally Posted by Choxorn

You are the scummiest link. Goodbye.

Unvote, Vote: Chaotix

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Bingo! This why choxxy so not mafia.

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Originally Posted by Riedquat

Err.. busy weekend, if there is still time unvote; vote: Chaotix

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No, but Riedquat, yeah. This why Riedquat townie.

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Current tally:
Diana Abnoba: Askthepizzaguy (1)
Askthepizzaguy: Lazy McCrow (1)
Chaotix: Visorslash; Darth Feather; Choxorn; Riedquat (4)
Makrell: Montmorency (1)
Majro Robert Dump: Jarema (1)
Jarema: Diana Abnoba; Major Robert Dump; johnhughthom; rickinator9 (4)
johnhughthom: Chaotix (1)
Darth Feather: Seon (1)
Visorslash: Ibn-Khaldun (1)

abstain: Double A
We have a tie. So, tiebreaker round until I get home tomorrow.

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At this point, Chaotix saves himself, and I wagon with him. The esteemed Diana joins in.

Feather votes Chaos man. Jarema votes Chaos man.

LazyMcCrow votes Jarema. THT votes Jarema. EF votes Jarema.

BSMITH VOTES CHAOTIX! GASP

Monty votes Jarema. Makrell votes Jarema.

Jarema dies, flips town.

But let's not forget our nearly heroes: Feather, Choxorn, Reidquat.

Visorslash does not re-vote. He's sort of in the predicament where he can't unvote Chaotix, because that would draw attention to himself. The point of the vote is distancing. But in the tie, he doesn't re-establish his vote on Chaotix.

Rickinator is murdered, not anyone on the Chaotix wagon. This indicates that the scum were spooked by Chaotix' near-death experience, and don't want to draw attention to him again.

Let's see if that plays out on the next day.


At this point, it's kind of obvious to me that there are lots of townies doing their townie thing.

Scum are not eager to bus each other right after B_Ray's death, so it makes sense that Visor indicates other people he wants to vote for, hoping a choxorn or BSmith gets votes instead.

When Feather hammers Chaotix, Visor is in a situation where he can't move his vote or the whole gambit implodes.

So he never re-votes Chaotix in the tie.

BSmith, Visor really wants to kill you. You really no want kill him back for it?

Shall I continue with the prosecutions!

Continuation of Serious Analysis Mode: EPISODE FOUR: A NEW HOPE

Day Four- Score and Seven years ago

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Vote: Visorslash

For being mafia.

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BOOOOOOOMSHAKALAKA

Pizzaguy is on FIRE!

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Originally Posted by Visorslash

Vote: Chaotix

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Chaotix nearly just died and flipped scum. So he's in serious trouble.

And right away, Pizza is all over Visorslash.

Only thing left to do: Distance.

If one scum dies, the other looks good.


This explains why Visor is persistent. He's gotta give either himself, or Chaotix, townie cred.

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Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow

Vote: ATPG Why do you think Visor is mafia?

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WHY U NO THINK VISOR IS MAFIA?

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Originally Posted by Darth Feather

Must......fight .......temptation.....to vote.......Montmorency.

Vote: chaotix. You are still guilty IMO.

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Oh Feather. We all get that temptation. The church tells us it's a sin, but I believe it is a holy calling.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

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Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow

Vote: ATPG Why do you think Visor is mafia?

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1. There are mafia in this game
2. I am not mafia
3. Ergo, I should vote for someone besides myself.

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This should win the brilliancy prize.

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Originally Posted by Ibn-Khaldun

I agree with ATPG.

Vote: Visorslash

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NICE.

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Originally Posted by BSmith

vote: Visorslash. He almost always has a read on Jarema and is vocal about it. This time there was silence and an innocent got lynched.

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NICE.

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Originally Posted by Riedquat

Vote: Chaotix 3:3 Thats better!

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NICE!!!


Eventually, vote is tied between Chaotix, scumbag extraordinaire, and Visorslash, suspect extraordinaire.

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

Vote: johnhughscum

The only right answer.

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Chaotix doesn't really want to mutually bus, just distance. Ergo, he keeps voting for John. Less data to be gained by town when he flips, that way.

John is townhughthom for a reason.

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Originally Posted by Choxorn

Unvote, Vote: Chaotix

Either a scum or a townie that has grown tired of living. Either way, he should be lynched.

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Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba

Vote: Chaotix
No this is the only right answer. (:shrug:)

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Townies not ashamed to pull the trigger on Chaotix.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

I don't like this one bit.

Unvote, Vote: Visorslash

What makes me so lynchable anyway?

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Tricorner hat.

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Knows he's going down. Time to mutually bus.

I, of course, provide the only commentary worth reading.

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Originally Posted by Darth Feather

Vote: Chaotix, you are so lynchable because you are mafia.

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Townie hero Feather to the rescue!

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

Oh, but this one already did!

You're a big chicken, Elite Ferret. You and Makrell and Seon and Double A and even johnhughscum, and the abstaining players too. You're all too afraid to put your vote on a candidate that actually matters! Come on, finish me off already why don't ya. Don't leave me here one vote away from tying it up.

Or, if you're feeling dangerous, give Visorslash a vote. Make things interesting!

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Chaotix is totally boned, but Visor dying wouldn't change matters. They're both so very scummy, and both on the verge of death.

But trump card: Both are trying to kill the other. Scum wouldn't do that, would they? Not when they're both already about to die.

Not for townie cred. No sir!

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Originally Posted by Montmorency

The opportunity is too good to pass up.

Unvote; Vote: Visorslash

God is great.

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Monty ties it up, which can cause a runoff vote.

Several people vote Chaotix, and I unvote Visorslash. Counts the same way as a vote on Chaotix. But I don't get all huffy about my super duper contribution to the Chaotix death.

Chaotix dies. And Visor looks townie. For a while.

Continuation of Serious Analysis Mode: EPISODE FIVE: THE PIZZAGUY STRIKES BACK

Night Four- After the bussing

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Man, with those assumptions I could run circles around this town. All I have to do is throw a partner under the bus and before you know it, I'm on the most likely innocent list.

But I know you folks are too clever for such cheap chicanery, so I'm going to keep trying to keep my partners alive and failing at it.

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Hi Visorslash!!! ~:wave:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

BSmith, Visor really wants to kill you. You really no want kill him back for it?

Shall I continue with the prosecutions!

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Yes! Please continoot, this very entertaining.

Continuation of Serious Analysis Mode: EPISODE SIX: RETURN OF THE SCUMGUY

Day Five- Time to kill the Pizza man for his INSOLENCE!!!

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Originally Posted by Visorslash

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

It's either him, seon, monty or tht.

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Yeah....

Yeah.... this is just...

Yeah.

I'm so townie now. PIZZAGUY WHO TRIED TO KILL ME MUST DIE!



Later:

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DAY FIVE

Askthepizzaguy was lynched for reasons which are... well, let me put it to you like this.

We gave a monkey a parachute, and pushed him out of an airplane. Then, we lynched the first person that the monkey touched. It was not our finest hour.

Nevertheless, the silly townsfolk learned that Askthepizzaguy was an Innocent.

Living

1. BSmith
2. Double A
3. LazyMcCrow
4. Darth Feather
5. Makrell
6. Montmorency
7. Riedquat
8. choxorn
9. Caius
10. Seon
11. Diana Abnoba
12. Ibn-Khaldun
13. Elite Ferret
14. Visorslash
15. townhughthom

Dead

1. robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
2. B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
3. edse, town, killed Night Two.
4. Jarema, town, lynched Day Three.
5. rickinator9, town, killed Night Three.
6. Chaotix, Mafia, lynched Day Four.
7. Major Robert Dump, town, killed Night Four.
8. Askthepizzaguy, town, killed In our imagination.

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Proof of why you leave me alive even when I look like a total scummy jackass.

Because I make you laugh.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow

Man the mental barricades! The Mod Powers have been unleashed!

....and... unvote: vote: Montmorency?

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Pizza's obvious joke causes Lazy McCrow's brain to asplode.

This also why Lazy is townie. He's innocent, as I said, in the fullest sense.


Anyway. Monty and Pizza wagons take off. And I'm not satisfied. I'm not happy Monty is going after me, but I'm looking for someone else to vote for because he's not my top suspect.

I'm looking for someone who is trying to off me. BSmith arrives.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by BSmith

vote: ATPG... I believe that ties it. With my luck this game that will mean Monty is scum. ~;)

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So, I immediately try to cause any wagon besides myself and Monty, and I pull scummy trick number 697 to spare myself, just in case... convince Monty to unvote.

And the rest is history.

But if y'all lynch Visorslash, we can end this game and do the heroic townie parade.


And to give it the authentic, personalized Pizza guaran-damn-tee:

If Visor flips townie, I will self-vote for the rest of the game.

Are you certain you are not a politician or a lawyer?

At 16:00 GMT+1 I was convinced visorslash was innocent
Now it is 19:57 and I have my serious doubts.

vote: Visorslash: you better be right.

Woooops, forgot to unvote;vote: Visorslash