Those who feel the need of more bad arse Gods, should revert back to old ways. Im sure for example Thor or Odin would be bad ass enough for them.:clown:
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Those who feel the need of more bad arse Gods, should revert back to old ways. Im sure for example Thor or Odin would be bad ass enough for them.:clown:
Exactly my thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
Who is more badass than Thor? :smash:
Excellent point. I figured something was extremely wrong with these guys when I read that they felt the current Church shows an "excessive focus on morality." Well, by all means then, gents, worship the Norse gods and stop having all of that morality shoved down your throats.
Like I said, they change with the times, just like God does, right? Oh wait, he doesn't... :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
Kali Bhairava.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
Nobody!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
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Originally Posted by Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
Guys, christians should only pray to God and try using their common sense in their day-to-day lives.
The Bible and theological Jesus ware never for the masses, be them (we)men or not. Jesus isn't a figure for the masses, He is a figure for each and every one of us.
If you want a perfect male figure to beat Chuck Norris to the pulp than you can go for Samson. At least he had dreadlocks and knew how to fight, not like that gay David who sligshot Goliath.
Joke:
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An athesit metalhead and a corrupt preacher stand before Jesus Christ at Judgement Day.
After a brief silance Jesus says:
"You've both sinned, your guilt is equal but I'm letting the metalhead into the Kingdom of Heaven."
Outraged, the preacher asks "Why?".
"Because he has the same cool dreadlocks I have"
Odin ??Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
You can't mess with the All-father.
Of course crushing giant skulls with a hammer moves him extremely high up on the badass list.
Kali Bhaivara did.Quote:
Originally Posted by TB666
That's why we hear no more from Odin nowadays. :coffeenews:
I'll see your multi-armed death goddess and raise by a trinity - The Morrigan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
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:book: Good suggestion, but I think when it comes down to all-round smiting and gratuitous extermination of populations in a manner utterly redolent of "collective punishment" we shall end up back at Yahweh's door :bow:Quote:
The Morrigan
Dude, we're talking world series here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
Your Morrigan has long been suspended in the cellar of eternal darkness - upside down, for good measure.
Kali swallowed time and space, then danced on Shiva's powerless body and crushed his twelve organs of recognition.
Now that's what I call heavy duty deity.
Nonsense. Have you noticed how many crows are lurking about? Not to mention the increasing prevalence of hags in the street, importuning hapless would-be warriors? And most of south-east Asia has been tricked into eating dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
Mind you, I might have to concede on the organ-crushing thing. :shocked2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
:laugh4: Kali ftw :smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
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I always thought jesus's hippiness was the most attractive thing about christrianity to me. Especially since it was at a much more violent time period.
Someone should show the "manly men" the norse religions, they might like Valhalla.
Blah, you forgot Samson.
Now there's the man who could tombstone Undertaker, Edge and Mysterio without blinking.
And his story has a nice moral end for the guys too.Samson has sex with Dalila and gets a haircut on top of that. Powerless, he is quickly overpowered by the Philistines and becomes a slave at their palace.
Dudes, never let your spouse trimm your braids, never!
Oh yeah? Dude, Odin has his own (not remotely ridiculous) band: http://www.odinmetal.com/ And he's got a new single out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
If Jesus is looking for some ideas to get men into his church, I think he could learn a lesson right here.
Oh, and two more suggestions in case the Pope is reading this: Beer. And strippers. :yes:
Alright, I'll grant you those girls aren't totally ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by English assassin
Still they're a far cry - and not a very gruesome one - from She Who Can Flip A Thousand Pancakes In One Go.
It's a good theory that Jesus was a very masculine and buffed man. Leaders of men are usually in very good physical shape so as to pander to the superficial nature of mankind.
Plus, Jesus went through the temple and overturned tables and things like that. If he was not a strong man, chances are he would have had not been the one to do that.
I can overturn tables, it's not hard, in any case making Jesus look like a Blacksmith is hardly a clever idea and I'm not convinced the Son of God would "pander" to anyone, after all to do so would be to incite unto sin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Navaros
It's not the overturning tables that's the hard bit, is getting out of the temple alive afterwards. Have you SEEN the size of those money changers? Built like brick outhouses.
Mind you, Jesus could have been a five foot weakling, no way I would have messed with him. His Dad's a nutter, just have a look in the OT.
OK OK what about the 'Hundred Handed Ones'. they hurled rocks the size of planets at the Titans and then some. They make Kali look like a real wuss. Jahweh schmaweh, he's just a jealous god, the old timers were much more robust and subtle. :sweatdrop:
Child some Gaia and Uranus. That must have been a painful birth. :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Quite obviously Yog-Sothoth pwns all these other gods.
NB, do NOT google Yog-Sothoth. Who knows what may attract his attention. You DO NOT WANT to attaract his attention.