4 Word Story

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster

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There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister

:brood:

srry, i'll change it. EDITED. :yes:

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians.

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if you happen to be

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if you happen to be Privateerkev. But Bartix is

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if you happen to be Privateerkev. But Bartix is pooping on CR's story.

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To CR: ~;p

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if you happen to be Privateerkev. But Bartix is pooping on CR's story, and enjoying every moment

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if you happen to be Privateerkev. But Bartix is pooping on CR's story, and enjoying every moment. We should be nicer.

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if you happen to be Privateerkev. But Bartix is pooping on CR's story, and enjoying every moment. We should be nicer. So Rhyfelwyr apologised sincerely.

* Easier to call me Rhyfelwyr or Rhy for short, since there's a better known CR about

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if you happen to be Privateerkev. But Bartix is pooping on CR's story, and enjoying every moment. We should be nicer. But we won't, because

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if you happen to be Privateerkev. But Bartix is pooping on CR's story, and enjoying every moment. We should be nicer. But we won't, because Shlin erased Rhyfelwyr's apology

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if you happen to be Privateerkev. But Bartix is pooping on CR's story, and enjoying every moment. We should be nicer. So Rhyfelwyr apologised sincerely. And Privateerkev humbly accepted.

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sorry shlin, you both posted at the same time...

There was a great battle between the Saracens, Romans and Persians. The Roman Army built a brick outhouse. And in it I looked around. Attila was taking a great big army into the unknown after he finished his closing of this thread. After this thread closed the LHC destroyed the whole universe. And then the Bretons killed Napoleon. The End... of paragraph.

The start of paragraph. This paragraph will be full of sensibly insensible sensibilities guarenteed to satisfy Privateerkev's cravings for spam. But CR spammed too. His yubtsebs of Ra.

Strange fullstop location above CR's head while spamming 'only four words' repeatedly with great enthusiasm. Octopus killed Privateerkev's massive spam with great enthusiasm but they went all night to KJS's house and took a great big piece of chocolate cake with creamy, white yogurt and shoved it into a big, brown hole that was more like the greasy bowels of the undead spotted hamster who thoroughly enjoyed it despite his languid condition and his ugly sister who tended not to bother with makeup, but still was kinda sorta endowed with a hot pizza with pepperonis and delicious, multiple beer cans. Rise of the Capetians is a gripping and sexually enjoyable experience if you happen to be Privateerkev. But Bartix is pooping on CR's story, and enjoying every moment. We should be nicer. So Rhyfelwyr apologised sincerely. And Privateerkev humbly accepted.

But Conan the Breton