A flashy Roman hero arrived with his fancy Gladius, shield and Lorica Segmentata. Slaying the tiger.
He then built a Lorica Segmentata (LS) factory
(I really dont think i spelled that right:sweatdrop:)
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A flashy Roman hero arrived with his fancy Gladius, shield and Lorica Segmentata. Slaying the tiger.
He then built a Lorica Segmentata (LS) factory
(I really dont think i spelled that right:sweatdrop:)
Terrible spelling.
The EB Team marched from yonder forum and crushed the LS factor in a historically accurate hammer & anvil tactic battle.
They left a corpse lying on the hill.
Guys start playing CS:S on the hill and when next turn starts corpses disappears. Btw Counter-Terrorists won.
I build guys who play CS:S all day.
The Internet crashes for everyone and the CS:S nerds die of boredom. I place a pimp training school on top of the hill.
A man-plague spreads through out the world, killing all men, making pimping a very unprofitable job.
A tribe of Amazons settle on the hill.
they get caught littering by a group of modern day women clubbers, and have a cat fight, all participatants roll down the hill, not before droping a magical fire throwing hambag
fire throwing hambag
Hambag? Do you mean a handbag?:dizzy2:
It rains and the 'hambag' is unable to throw fire anymore. A poor woman sees the 'hambag' and steals it. A random person who is desperate for the toilet rolls along and urinated on the hill.
A puddle of Urine is now on the hill. :2thumbsup:
a new brand of power brand suction comes out, and sucks the urine up, however the urine enriched the soil and a pink elephant grew on the spot
an implanted unmoveable pink elephant is on the hill :beam:
Since its unmovable and been there for ever, the engineers colors the Elephant black and white stripes. and call it a giraffe
Unmovable giraffe on the hill
Some British guy goes hunting and aims for the Giraffe's testicles, wherupon it flies away in fear.
The British guy stands on the hill.
A thousands Frenchmen throws croissants and baguettes at the British person. He was OWNED.
Croissants now rule the hill!
Obese person stampede! All food on the hill is eaten.
An obese person now sits on the hill.
Miami plastic surgeons pull out their knives and transform the Obese waste of flesh.
A Beautiful person now stands on the hill. :gorgeous:
Old age shows up, and crashes the party.
A toothless old hag now stands hunched over on the hill.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks her to Aruba.
Chuck Norris now stands atop the hill.
Chuck Norris eventually realises that his greatest enemy is himself. After a ferocious battle, Chuck Norris kills himself. A little boy runs up the hill and pokes Chuck Norris's corpse for the hell of it.
A little boy now stands on the hill
A rabid dog charges the boy and tears his head off in a bloody massacre before running off.
Blood now dribbles on the hill.
Hordes of Vampires comes along and licks the blood... Yummy. To avoid the shade, they build a vampire castle
vampire castle is on the hill
vampire hunters run to the vampire castle to get rid of all those vampires. rather than just take down the building, they assault the castle and are taken down one by one by the vampires.
a castle with vampire vampire hunters with vampires are now in the castle
they realized it wasn't halloween anymore and went home
nothing is on the hill
I walk upon the hill
I'm on the hill now
Lego soldier does a striptease and millions come to watch :kiss:
A striptease is on the hill
I quickly put on my clothes and fly away in a helicopter
a crowd now stands on the hill
the crowd see a free hot dog sign at the bottom, they run there to find its one of hitlers old gas chambers, they all die, lethal gas is on the hill
scientists gathers with their vacuum cleaner. and sucks all the lethal gas on the hill. Then they burn the vacuum..
Remaining of vacuums are left on the hill
Bartixan Plagix Hoplix and Peltastix charge up the hill destroying any vacumns, they construct a Pylon to Abokasee and Ranix
A Bartixan Pylon stands on the hill, guarded by Bartixans
a bomb lands on the hill
the hill explodes
the hill in in multiple pieces, and the pieces touch a brick from a mile away
a house brick is on a fragment of the hills remnants
Ares, who happens to be a janitor, sweeps up the pieces and forms the hill again. Lacking a home, Ares then sleeps on it.
Ares is on the hill.
The hill spontaneously reassembles itself.
A man dressed in 13th century Byzantine garb charges up the hill while pushing a cart filled with manatees with laser beams attached to their frickin' heads, and activates his bananapult and whips exploding giraffe feces towards the brick, until the hated brick is no more. He then builds a tower made entirely out of frozen arctic trees, and gets a suntan on the most dangerous balcony of the highest spire of the tallest spike of the tower, which is strangely shaped like a kumquat.
Beware the kumquat tower!!!
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more like you were shamelessly beat to the post by methuselath and your using that as an excuse :wink: